- Gotta refill that core, boah
- regardless of how old I am, Im scared
- *Turns handle angrily*
- I’ve created an abomination, you’re welcome
- Aesthetics ♡
- bro funny 😂😂😂
- We interupt this cartoon for a special report!
- BOBS
- I think itd be a gas if you turned that magic bus around kept on truckin to our pig pad.
- Ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened. Some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teachers edition in this school.
- When you rate Spiderman 2
- An interesting title
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Dwight K Schrute
- hmmm
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- DMemeT
- Pyro when wife hasn’t heard of PetScop
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- Big Bang Theory
- One of those days.
- Friday Movie Quotes
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- Happy March 32nd
- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- No thanks!!
- Psych, always giving us the hard truths
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
- And counting...
- Traitor!
- “I watched The Office once. hOw CaN yOu kEeP wAtChInG iT oVer aNd oVer?”
- 33 weeks (18 F)
- Gotta love Hitchcock
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- I dont understand how people dont like it
- Miles OBrien Inner thoughts.
- Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father?
- me irl
- Too much, but not enough! How many sneaker have you bought in the last month? And how many Ls did you take?
- Best of The Office
- Froggio talking to Frogolo with a doppio.
- little kid lover
- Awkward... very awkward
- Excellent Zutroy!
- CPR Songs
- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”
- cartoooooooon network
- 30. Well in November Ill be 30
- A cartoon I made. 7X10, Faber-Castell pen for lines, Prismacolor markers for grays, and a random red marker to help land the joke
- Every argument online eventually goes this way:
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- When Michael is on his way to New York to give a presentation on his branch, Dwight hands Michael his passport.
- Is this you? If it is, dont dial 911. Simply dial... 636-555-3472.
- Military budgets and end of year spending explained.
- Dublin gaf hunting in 2018
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- American Dad
- Beavis&Butthead
- Another year of my life is stolen by reddit.
- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
- Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
- Excuse me. Did something crawl down your throat and die?
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- I wouldn’t wanna be an icon either!
- My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only theyd elect me, Id make em pay. Oh, Moe, how do I make em like me?
- When you work in a hospital and people ask you about Coronavirus
- Everytime I start a heist and have to sit through a cutscene
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- I’ve been training my whole life for this moment.
- “They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.” “It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?” “Yes. Yes it is, sir.”
- Homer has his limits
- Except for Lenny, he looks great.
- Hey Vsauce, Michael here...
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Why does my breath smell like semen?
- Dunder Mifflin
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Damn it
- Why I’m busy on Saturdays
- Joe Rogan goes to therapy
- Every time I watch TV
- Everything is going to plan.
- The office senior quotes
- We’d
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- Psych makes the best d&d memes
- I WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT,
- One of my favourite Tobias lines.
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Oh my lord, something horrible has happened!
- Kevins so supportive
- lisa simpsons
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- Applying IM/FM while watching you guys gunning for all these competitive specialties
- I like Craig, he was a good character imo
- Found on r/funny
- THAT WASNT PART OF OUR DEAL BLACKHEART
- FORA TEMER - não há mal que não piore
- How I imagine conversations go when people reinforce kids room
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- me_irl
- toxfin op in battlegrounds
- Funny quotes
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
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- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- this may be a repost but im just tryna spread the word
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
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- Oh what do you think Reverend?
- Sorry. It just slipped out.
- I fixed the DVD!
- Nerdy obsessions
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Fake news
- One of Michael’s most inspired nicknames
- guys who is Youri Tardted everyone is laghing at me
- Eating Healthy Foods
- It’s a problem.
- On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- With NYC starting to call veterinarians to handle the crisis, they predicted the future again.
- Wait, I just realized...
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Moments before disaster! Happy Birthday Butters :3
- The spinoff we need.
- Carry on, my wayward son
- The Karens are Restless
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- What could go wrong?
- Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead.
- When people with 10k dollar gaming PCs complain about “only” getting 150 FPS
- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
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- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- I was faking it
- Happy MLK day!
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- So a few people wont get a few letters. Boo-hoo! You know the kind of letters people write: Dear somebody you never heard of... How is so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo.
- True
- when my boss suggests a new idea to increase productivity
- Who do you love now?
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- me looking at myself in the mirror every night during quarantine:
- Sauls sense of humor is perfect
- Thank You God!
- Three weak links...
- Where is ranger McFadden?
- “But I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children. You know, they do have a mother. Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- 13.1
- Me_irl
- When people are talking about Scrantonicity and not Scrantonicity 2
- If only this sugar was as sweet as you sir.
- The moment you realize...
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- Intellectual
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- LOL
- me_irl
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Yankee Swap!!!
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Hey babe, cross over.
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
- Open up Brandon!!! Is the vegan police!
- When the woman I am flirting with says, “No, I don’t watch Archer, are you drunk?”
- How my dog acts on the 4th.
- Let me read to your from my play.
- [Shitpost] Every MS2 currently
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls
- When my post gets a whole 4 karma instead of the usual 3
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- My bank account boutta be struggling
- TV respects me!
- Ready to celebrate Bastille Day
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- T is the capital
- Nice clothes, Simpson, did your mommy buy them for you?
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- Extreme spin zone ...
- durgs
- Right now watching QBs chase pros.
- B and b
- Arthur the Aardvark
- King of Queens
- Guys help, I cant find him.
- Violence good
- like seriously wtf (what the flip) the flip if you dont wipe it will be all wet and gross and dirty ew
- Any references you didn’t get on your first watch of an episode but now understand?
- I just started my first real job, how do I know if Im doing a good job?(HIF)
- me irl
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- GRAPHIC DESIGN
- Just sayin
- We all know his name.
- gotta love The Fire Guy for this one
- “Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!”
- Bart rented a car with a phony drivers license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and theyre out of money and they cant get home and Barts working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- 30 rock
- We all need to see the Gina-Scully-Hitchcock text chain where they exchange Game of Thrones theories.
- I am Lugash.
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Real love!
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- Gabe was such a calmly terrifying character.
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- And happy to see you.
- I send it back
- Simpson, the American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials.
- I was more animal than man!
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Forgive-a-ness please
- Hopefully this weather will help people stay inside
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and iNfEcTeD the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
- Are you on your third beer of the evening?
- Thats Cookie Kwan. Shes number one on the west side.
- All heil shaggy
- Preparing for 2017 like...
- Blursed Ricky Rolled
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- DONT TOUCH MY STUFF!
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- Funny quotes for work
- “Lisa likes Nelson!” “She does not!” “Milhouse likes Lisa!” “He does not!” Janey likes Milhouse! She does not! Uter likes Milhouse! NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
- Robert Baratheon realizes he cant fit in his armor at the Tourney of the Hand (298 AC)
- Me in 2020
- Hot stuff, coming through
- Sounds familiar?
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- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- My family forgot my birthday...
- Im not convinced!
- I know you can read MY thoughts, boy.
- You can make sangria in the turlet.
- Great reference to the zombie episode, didn’t recognise it earlier
- Ha ha, Simp
- Blursed Simpsons Prediction # 9,503,375,921
- I really do think Nate is my favorite “secondary” character. He’s simply hilarious.
- Sorry M.B, But Im having trouble with this character.
- Please beach.
- Homer Simpson
Me being bold and walking into an ethnic food restaurant and seeing the decor - @sanluisobispoeat on Instagram
- Who can relate?
- Now, stars and stripes
- Making the Pumped Up Kicks meme with every possible format so you dont have to #2 - orgy pants
- Funny!
- People who go to mass before Christmas dinner
- Oh my, what is that smell? ...oh, its you
- my parents attitude on texting
- Fresher house parties in 2020
- Please look at my Medicare bracelet.
- Ralph Wiggum
- Way to breathe, no breath.
- If Don Cherry were on The Simpsons...
- [Meme] Pre-COVID shadowing when the intern arrives for their 96 hour shift
- Why doesn’t mine look like that?!!
- Happy Bastille Day!
- bevis and butthead
- Happy Obama Day, Everyone.
- Kent Brockman: “If you have the fever, there’s only one cure: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.” **Warning, tickets should not be taken internally.**
- Bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.
- Me when the prizes for Drag Race Holland were announced like a week ago
- Funny laugh!
- Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally.
- Whats brunch?
- Quarantined people experiencing my every day life
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- Totally Me
- LIPSTICK
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Oh, Mr. Burns, well thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How we doing, boys?
- In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
- Whats the matter? Cant keep up? [S3E15]
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- 𝒀𝒐𝒖 Have a Bad Attitude When 𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 Drinking
- Hurts every time
- Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
