Hardrock 🖤 TTS
- Oh for fucks sake, just make them long lost brothers so people stop trying to inject sex into a childrens show.
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
Can yall believe... we really got queerbaited haha....
- YOU ALSO HAVE SEVERAL DISEASES THAT HAVE JUST BEEN DISCOVERED... IN YOU.
rich amiri
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
Wriothesley
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON
Lancey
- Marge: When I married you, I knew we wouldnt live in luxury, but... Homer: And I kept that vow.
my reaction
- Why is Bundles just so angry?
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IAYZE
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
🌝💛𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 🌝💛
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there.
kankan
- She loves to carry the NERF darts around. My precious Kitty, Nova.
jacey pooh
- The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn’t.
jacey pooh
- Only Who can prevent Forest Fires? You pressed You, referring to Me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is You.
- Lisa Simpson
kankan
- My cat is basically a model now
- Jigsaw Puzzle Fun
kankan
- Hot stuff, coming through
my reaction
- Homer, you should be more supportive. Youre right Marge, good work boy........... ♪ Egghead likes his Booky-Wook! ♪
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
🌝💛𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 🌝💛
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
nyc we in u
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
😍😍😍😍😍
- “Bart, I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in this house.”
Iayze
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- When opportunity knocks, you dont want to be sitting in some phoney-baloney church! OR SYNAGOGUE!
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- Blursed_cat brushing
- American Dad
- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Mmm... My god! A pigeon!
- This is the Simpsons Rumpus Room. Its found at the rear of the house, its only been seen once or twice in the entire series.
- “Lisa likes Nelson!” “She does not!” “Milhouse likes Lisa!” “He does not!” Janey likes Milhouse! She does not! Uter likes Milhouse! NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- Art Humor
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- Homer, I want that thing out of my house.
- Ernie und Bert
- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia
- Anime
- blursed_stare
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- “They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.” “It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?” “Yes. Yes it is, sir.”
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Ernie und Bert
- Paint me like one of your French girls, hooman.
- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- Better turn on the ol’ Wiggum charm
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- I’m a maniac, maniac. That’s for sure.
- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- I got interests. and I aint talkin about stamp collectin, although I do find that esstremely interestin.
- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
- I fixed the DVD!
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Meet the handsome gentleman who helped me install my modem
- My cat also likes to make funny faces.
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- Black panther roaring, or when the timing is purrfect.
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message, I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully.
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- I dont even know
- This is Peynir. He sCreAm.
- Ok, well call it even if I can just have some of that big sandwich.
- Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
- Elon Musk teases electric plane design and smokes weed on Joe Rogan podcast (2018)
- I moved here from Canada and they think Im slow. Eh...
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- The moment Oscar smelled a treat
- When you try to take a pic of your cat mid lick. Lol
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- hmmm
- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.
- Pigs tend to chew. Id say he eats more like a duck.
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
- white nike socks
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- Its 11 oclock do you know where your children are? I told you last night, NO!!!
- 8:58. First time Ive ever been early for work. Except for all of those daylight savings days. Lousy farmer.
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- My knob tastes funny
- I think he’s a good man, I like him. I’ve got nothing against him, but I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children.
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Well I couldnt possibly solve this mystery.... Can you??
- Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord
- Now, Bart,you must promise not to fall in love with me.
- Simpsons - Characters
- Will you look at those morons.I paid my taxes over a year ago.
- Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!
- I am Lugash.
- It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- And then I said, youve got to be kitten me! Leo:
- Perfect timing
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- Excellent Zutroy!
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- me irl
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad.
- Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Egyptian hieroglyphics are invented, 3100 B.C.
- Trying to do my morning redditing, my cat Ed is obviously not ready to wake up yet.
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Well, I’m off to market
- Sleepy But Still Ferocious
- I didn’t want to see this, but there it was.
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- it was made into a movie
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Cant they get a pole for that sign?
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- Thank you door
- I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.
- Got Bart for half off of $1.50. Don’t have a cow man.
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- Man alive! There are men alive in here.
- You see, boy? The real money is in bootlegging. Not in your childish vandalism.
- All in favor of skipping the poem?
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Simpsons frases
- Ohhh, Im gonna lose my job just cause Im dangerously unqualified!
- torch-eeeeee
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- Spare me your euphemisms! Its fat camp for Daddys chubby little secret!
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- Aaahhh! Real Monsters
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Homer, Im worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, theres only one case left.
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Debate moderators introduce Pete Buttigieg at the first Democratic National Debate for the 2020 election (June 27, 2019)
- hmmm
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down, but I do have other appointments.
- “Cheer up, Dad. Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?” “Yes. ‘Crisitunity’!”
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- memes
- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
- I...I think this is cute?
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- hmmm
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- Kicking and screaming please
- “Im afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an, ogre.” “I ought to club them and eat their bones!”
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- Hey, Surly Only Looks Out For One Guy...Surly!
- The Cat Came Back
- Does anyone else ever wish they could live in a small apartment and pretend it was the 90s?
- cursed bart
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! Youre from two different worlds!
- Come onnnn, leave town!
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- It’s 2wentum Tarantino!
- “Its already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.”
- Cheers Show Secrets
- Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
- Guys, please, could you give me 5 minutes?!
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
sometimes you just need to talk it out - @nickrewind on Instagram
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Ralph Wiggums naruto running
- icons
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- @simpscns on Instagram
- What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.
- Blursed Bart
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- cursed_bart
- Please kill me
- Sr. Burns
- I really did it once. | Yes, Yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- Just hook it to my veins!
- See my Vest!
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- “Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about... 25 years older.”
- Meu Reddit esses últimos dias só aparece isso, que que tá acontecendo? Estão distribuindo emoji award?
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- Simpsons
- Ugh! You can be Lisa’s.
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- hes not very photogenic.
- This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.
- On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- Sims 2 Bella Goth watching Dina steal her man, and her daughter getting cheated on from the UFO shes stuck on
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- Sr. Burns
- blursed_switcharoo
- Oh yes. A dog like this you HAVE to feed everyday.
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- MOOOOOOM
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- God, shmod--I want my monkey man!
- And who could forget dear rat boy
- Whats a battle?
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- “Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson. On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- A dog like this you have to feed every day!
- “But I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children. You know, they do have a mother. Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”
- BWWWAAAAK! Polly shouldnt be!
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- No, IM the head vampire!
- When Ive got a day off.
- Cursed yellow toy
- Youre all talk, Hamill! You never even finished jedi school!
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- I taught my cat to yawn
- And who could forget dear rat boy
- and who could forget dear Rat Boy?
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Wesley, get mommas pryin bar!
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- All Hail The Simpsons
