Fuck you to the moon and back
- Cheers Show Secrets
Dead
- I dont know if I can afford to download 0Bs on my cellular data.
Send this to someone who is mad🥰
Boy pfp
- Gilmore Girls 3
Ist okay Not to be ok
- This probably has no widespread appeal, but I tripled the Jeopardy record in a game
Vincent and Rody matching icons/pfp
- Way to breathe, no breath.
Vincent ★ Rody
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
Music is life🎶
- Unpopular opinion: Michael and holly are was more “goals” than Jim and Pam
Dead Mount Death Play
- Builder hut kinda sus [Humor]
Dead To Me Poster
- Boy meets world quotes
- Classic Movie Quotes
𖦹 𝙳𝚎𝚔𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚍 𖦹
That’s It. You’re Dead to Me. — The Atlantic
- The best kind of friend. The savings of not having to buying an SSD allowed me to get a GTX 970
Dead inside
- Stars Hollow, Connecticut
╰┈➤ Red Dead 2 icon | John Marston ༊*·˚
- Tony Wonder has bread; G.O.B. has Butane. Both have hearts.
- [ask] Im trying to switch to my lower account and I see this will this actually delete my base
sad dp.
grim reaper
- Red Forman
dead inside | fisheye filter pfp
- This scene felt as if Anna Gunn was giving Bryan Cranston acting lessons
dead inside | fisheye filter pfp
- **Puns
୨ ｡ ࣪ 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗲﹚ ⏳️ ! (2/2)★
- To be put on hold
- Bart, would you like to say grace?
- Company run and mandatory fun time should fix things up
- Ink master
- mob wives quotes
- House, MD Quotes
- The blacklist quotes
- Which ones the mouse? Itchy. Itchys a jerk.
- Blursed_family
- When someone doesn’t sit 6 feet away from you
- Change my mind.
- For a smart baby, Stewie is stupid
- Reality Bites
- Youre goddamn right.
- Big Bang Theory
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- enough already
- “Wait - did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?”
- Jurassic Park II
- Captain holt had some really awesome one-liners this season
- How to make the Salamanca twins laugh.
- [SPOILERS] 10x1 Lmao Eugene 😂
- Sauls sense of humor is perfect
- captions
- True detective rust
- To everyone who thought your pictures or posts didnt matter
- Relationship issues
- Whoever pisses all over the seat..
- We were just messing around, and you had to go too far!
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- Trump messing with the post office? He’s lucky he doesn’t have to face agent JACK DANGER
- [Humor] Thats a really strong upgrade
- One of my favourite quotes on the whole show.
- a tangle on the television
- Convos
- F•R•I•E•N•D•S
- Its too big a world to be in competition with everybody else.... - Col. Sherman Potter [950x712]
- Poor Toby, his face when he missed Pam in a 2 piece.
- Just checking the ratio
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Wow Clint... No one is stopping you from leaving you know???
- me irl
- The fact that Walter White can never seem to get his glasses to properly sit on his ears
- There’s no time!
- I know you can hear my thoughts as well boy
- The Allies divide Germany into four military occupation zones at the Potsdam Conference (1945)
- Fake Psychic, Real Detectives.
- Legally Blonde
- April and Andy
- Who’s really behind this?
- Supercell, please bring back the old Shop
- Monday.
- make it stop
- Brooklyn Nine Nine
- The whole world should be demanding this right now...
- Detective monk
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- Murica!
- Big Bang
#deadpoetssociety - @slipknot_sucks on Instagram
- Everytime I start a heist and have to sit through a cutscene
- this is not okay Windows
- Painted corn hole boards
- How many people have you given STD’s to?
- Arizona and Callie
- Am I a monster, or just efficient?
- 30 ROCK
- Me when somebody tells me I rewatch The Office too many times
- Fun Things
- Reese Witherspoon Movies
- Mr White
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- Best friends quotes
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- After 15 years I still lose my shit anytime I even think of this scene.
- Ssssshhhhh, you will wake them up.
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- Dunder Mifflin
- [Misc]
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- Love Facebook Status
- Very urgent
- I thought I had him for sure
- I will follow, where you lead
- Happy 60th birthday to Sam Raimi
- Probably the most accurate prediction the Simpsons made
- Oh, whats really gonna bake your noodle later on is...
- Me in 2020
- 2021 Goals
- They way the Dean delivers this line has always made it one of my favorites.
- Talk fast Gilmore Girls
- I can’t stop staring at my tub
Stop what youre eating. #TheInternship is on now. - @comedycentral on Instagram
- Intelligence
- Now I know I haven’t been the best Jew, but I rented Fiddler On The Roof and I WILL watch it. Anyway, can I have $40,000?
- I know you can read MY thoughts, boy.
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Anthony Head (Giles from Buffy)
- Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
- personal; liability
- #CrimeShowAddict
- me_irl
- Rewatched the series and realized Holly insulting Toby was the moment Michael fell in love
- Making the trek to the bathroom while peaking
- Bobby Hill
- Adult Animated Sitcoms... #TotallyMeantForChildren
- Karen Walker Quotes
- Kicking and screaming please
- Id Have To Say It Made Me Giggle :)
- “The Suggestion Box” will always be one of my favourite scenes ...
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- my parents attitude on texting
- Im not sure how it got soggy
- Greys anatomy
- I cant be the only one.
- In honor of Black Ops 4 releasing...
- With all the Buffy posts you can’t forget Giles! (Anthony Stewart Head)
- These books behind me dont just make the office look good, theyre filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!
- I am Beyonce, always
- when my boss suggests a new idea to increase productivity
- Strategy Games
- Live and die by the crab.
- Awkward... very awkward
- Lenard snart
- Laffy Taffy.
- Code Black Quotes
- Just get me a beer you brain dead hick!
- Boy Meets World
- s14e08
- Someone: I dont find the office funny Me:
- Remember...YOU COULDNT FOOL YOUR MOTHER ON THE FOOLINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE.
- New adventurers are coming in Stardew Valley Expanded!
- Step brothers
- My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only theyd elect me, Id make em pay. Oh, Moe, how do I make em like me?
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- I’m bored, I’ll do another one of these pick any number
Someones jealous here 😤 - @sheldon_cooper101 on Instagram
- Crossover Episode #5367
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- US Office
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- Arrested Development Quotes
- Walts thought process when Skylar explains the gambling lie
- Master Scotts big advises to his padawan
- Brooklyn Nine Nine
- Funny Movie Lines
- [Ask] soooo no books at max?
- When I ask my students in music class to copy a rhythm pattern and then they just sit there
- Me irl
- Having an uncommon first name is...interesting.
- joe dirt party
- The general opinion of Reddit toward Westboro Baptist right now
- me_irl
- Dan wanted to remove as many fantasy elements as possible bc “we didn’t just want to appeal to that type of fan.” They wanted to expand the fan base to people beyond the fantasy fan base to “mothers, NFL players”
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- The Good times
- Modern Family
- Well Simpsie, you up for another wave?
- I somehow managed to pick up 2 of Lewis lucky shorts. Now I can complete the quest and psychologically harass him at the fair.
- When yall keep posting about one piece tower and statues and such. This is how I feel
- When you go into an exam with no revision
- me irl
- Movie Quotes
- Comical Entertainment
- Working on sculptures ;)
- Thank you dwayne for being in my home
- American Dad
- me irl
- Benedict Cumberbatch/Sherlock
- Me irl
- Comedy Series
- Me Right now: (Getting wasted tonight!)
- amigos
- Omg so embarrassing.
- Chandler and Monica
- chrisley knows best
- This is pretty accurate.
- Doctors just dont have it easy on this show
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- Meirl
- Since being promoted to management I rely on this way more than I should
- Fine for me, but not for thee
- When I say something fantastically funny, and Im the only one laughing.
- my favorite cringiest michael moment
- Roy “I hate it when girls insist you take them to new restaurants every weekend.”
- #Mood
- I hope who ever wrote this line was fired.
- Disgruntled Cat
- Dwight K Schrute
- game mechanics
- Michael is the wordplay master
- Desperate housewives bree
- Funny Movie Memes
- This is the first time in all my life playing this game that i get an ancient seed, it was also the first year of this save
- Still and animeme
- WHO TOLD YOU??
- Deep thoughts jack handy
- I always wondered if this was true or not. Creed doesn’t have the best track record for speaking in terms of reality.
- Abby that baby tree aint suitable for the both of us
- 30 Rock
- For real
- Joey Tribbiani
- The juice loosener.
- This meme is your birthright
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- Drake and josh
- Ari Gold Quotes
- Morden Family!!
- Hee-hee-hee! I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas.
- PRIMEVAL NEW WORLD.
- Yup.
- When someone says the office is far too cringy to be funny
- cartoooooooon network
- Poor Meg
- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
- House, MD Quotes
- Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- 30 rock
- Burns
- You dont have all the facts.
- You use words like pasghetti and mamatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N. And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Schrute Farms
- Bull TV
- I was more animal than man!
- I dont think thats going to help...
- When the valet takes a dump in your car
- I was ten feet from my front door, you thief
- When people are talking about Scrantonicity and not Scrantonicity 2
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- Dunder Mifflin
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- Me waiting for my $1200 from the government
- barney stinson and himym
- Gilmore Girls
- Yearbook quotes
- Happy Bastille Day!
- Movies spoke to me ..
- Monk
- A Series of Unfortunate Events
- Everyones talking about Kevins chili, but I want to try some of Nates
- Psych tv
- Conversation after 4 weeks quarantined with the same people
- Gilmore Girls!!
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- Big Bang Theory
- funny
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- BIG BANG THEORY
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- Red Forman
- My favourite line and it’s turns out it was improvised! This is my favourite show!
- crminal minds
- Someone tell me, why is Walter wearing his glasses like this in S:9 Episode 9.
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- Caught My First Legendary Fish :)
- According to Jim
- What a badass
- parks department
- Big Bang Theory
- 21 jump street
- Friday Night Lights
- Me, when Im looking for a place to rent
- The more you know...
- The Departed
- Funny Job Memes
- Don’t mention this to anyone. Not your mother, not Rex Banner, not anyone.
- I guess firing Kevin made sense.....
- Lance Armstrong gets a taste of pure oxygen (~2000)
- ANTM: Cycles 1 - 5
- me irl
- I guess prison is not an impediment for some lovin?
- I really do think Nate is my favorite “secondary” character. He’s simply hilarious.
- Actual Advice Walken on how to save all of your money [OC]
- When the fans that hated season 13 tune in to season 14 tonight
- This game.
- The laugh he does right after he says this, is fantastic. God I miss Phil Hartman, and those classic characters he voiced.
- Creed
- ITS AN ENEMY STAND
- me irl
