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- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash
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@usedsoil on Instagram!
- This shit actually worked
- Hacker voice: “I’m in”
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- Continued: Crazy mother says my 91 overall average is unacceptable
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Converse Outfits for Women
- When giving your girlfriend your phone to text her dad goes wrong
Happy dog with lollipop and hat meme
Womp womp idk what to post recetly so here ya go : ) #funny
- Apparently not talking for over 3 years and living with my current SO mean nothing when it comes to getting laid, but at least I’m still a bitch.
Bite lips
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- Super liked.
I C O N
not mine
- Oh...
not mine
- Works every time!
Crochet and Chill: Relaxing Weekend Projects and Sweater
- Basketball gift
Funny Tattoos: 80+ Best Design Ideas (2021 Updated)
- Literally seems like 2 weeks ago
- I’ve recently broken up with an unbelievably jealous woman who is obsessed with if I have “Moved on” and “Gotten over her” (I have.) This was our last conversation before I blocked her.
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Silly goofy art doodle sketch
- Cats — blacks real quick
French frog
- So apparently me sexting my boyfriend of 8 months makes me a whore, good to know
Kittens and Cats Being Silly: Prepare for a Laughing Frenzy
- This is sad..
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- This lady was fun
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- Love it when they just launch into convos about their kinks. /s
- Boy best friend pictures
- Just downloaded the updated iPhone software. Now Ive got a mysterious text...
- Dont crease the spine !?!?!
- I was wrong this is the real last part, I looked in the chat and there was soooo many more texts I had to include them, I screenshoted them, these really are the last of them, he called me an ass again and I told him to prove it at the end basically because ik I’m right
- It all started with him wanting notes
- Beauty Quotes
- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this
- There is something seriously wrong with this guy I’ve tried getting him kicked out of our friend group for behavior like this
- I dont know where this fits best. Nothing on my profile suggests anything of a sexual nature.
- Every fuck given is gone so im layin it out
- *Not Mine* but it’s funny
- Almost too easy
- licks it
- Never thought of this
- Ohh to-shay
- Me_irl
- Breast Cancer
- My little Bean loves hiding under my keyboard
- Hey look at this meme
- My friend is going to see his girlfriend tommorow, she lives in a different country, for Christmas. His Dad is going to say goodbye and she gets upset. This is a constant problem, everyone is out to spite her personally...
- Got her lol
- I dont get it.. [OC]
- Guess shes going up above...
- Exactly what I look like
- he catfished me. then when i used his catfish name, he got angry + told me i had the wrong guy. admitted he was a catfish. blocked him. then he texted me from random numbers. i responded asking “who is this...” and this happened....
- meirl
- Guacamole
- Yes, Im a bitch cause I dont want to have sex with a random pervy stranger...
- Keeping the tradition alive.
- Ammi right???
- My boyfriend “angerd” one of our mutual friends. Decided to tease him about it and this was the result.
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- This hurts!
- Was complaining that my daily driver was in the shop
- I hate tiktok as much as the next woke gamer, but yikes. Even for a fake text this is garbage
- I was wondering why 15 year old me deleted facebook... nice. pedophiles.
- *turns away blushing*
- My number neighbor is pretty wholesome
- l i f e h a c k t i m e
- Low-key me asf 😂
- What could go wrong?
- But its my kids birthday...
- Is she dumb or what
- Part 1
- Got this text from my friend today... I believe he has learned the importance of what we do here.
- Lgbt
- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word
- Poor hunter mains
- Scrabble Go romance scammer. They always start off the same way, soon move onto asking if Im married then want to get to know me better by email or messenger. Had the cheek to say Im unfriendly 😂
- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl
- Peeves!
- Catfish plays the most dangerous game... Catching other Catfish
- Smash and pass
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- Told someone i didnt want the product, they said a bunch of gibberish after
- Tinder profile
- Beauty Quotes
- Her bio said she cries about math a lot
- Can confirm. Was booty called.
- Thats life ig
- Ive come to the conclusion that I like you all more than my tinder matches
- Well fuck where do I go from here
- Guys, I met him, for real
- nanananananananana batman
- Im walkin in the dark here boys.
- Starburst 🌟
- Does she get it?
- Double Tap
- She’s so hot I super liked her and we matched 🤭 Her bio said “I love potatoes”
- All time favorite coworker
- And here I thought only Singaporeans suffer from Carouhell...
- Random guy guilts me into not hooking up with him bc he’s fat. Plus he was being shady about how he got my number and sends me gross dick pics🤢
- Prom Proposal..
- her snap was in her bio
- Power move
- Am I using deez nuts right?
- When I post the wrong group the first time 😳 but some people wanted more so here’s what happened after 💓💓
- My bio has a few ironically used “fuckboy” lines, I’m glad she followed suit
- Guys be careful of this person on Tinder. She was trying to convince me to come round. Knew it was a scam from get go. But always try to find out why.
- this really had my stroke
- Funny text messages
- This delivery driver
- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better
- Found this on r/tinder
- Found the toaster line in this group and thought I was onto a winner :/
- RED. FLAG. SCATTER!
- Ni vet när man inte kommer på vad den där specifika saken heter. Och så en dag trillar poletten ner. Ikväll var det potatis.
- UPDATE!! “Hi Sexy” didn’t work the first several times, so it is definitely should now, right? Atleast the “rubs” have stopped.
- We’re in bois
- I spent at least 15 minutes coming up with this new opening line and my effort was completely wasted):
- Her bio said she was a fan of The Office. Am I doing this right?
- Im not even really sure what to say about this one
- It’s been a hard day
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
- Hope this counts. Im so SO sick of women thinking they have the right to do this crap. Im tired of being treated like a dumb pig. Maybe Im an asshole, but Im not wrong.
- college fun!
- Come on, autocorrect, really? Cant even take a guess?
- If you guys remember the stranger who wanted to fight me, he messaged me again.
- He really isn’t okay
- That escalated quickly
- 10pm. I wanted to go for a walk, went through some shit and had to clear my head.
- How to destroy your chances
- Heard yall like name puns
- Holy shit it worked
- Yes.
- My friend and I turned off autocorrect on a dare. This happened almost immediately
- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
- Am I doing this right?
- Cursed love
- Harry Potter mems
- My buddy just asked if I use Digg...
- Excuse my French
- Me_irl
- Update #1: IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🤗
- Meanwhile on a dating app:
- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
my friend is almost here! cant wait for u all to meet...who do you think is on the way?🤔 - @starface on Instagram
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Grab Your Coat Bruh
- uhh wrong person (x post /r/tinder)
- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”
- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)
- Cant complain, shes right.
- When Edward thinks he knows Futurama, but he dont.
- Boyfriends be like
- Two years later and I get a message back
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- I love democracy
- Last time I put a pic with my pets on a dating profile
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- Priorities
- Fake text message
#Antisosialrc #part8 Like 46k+ auto next ‼️MINI GIVEAWAY DISNAPGRAM RC TIAP MALAM KAMIS‼️ - @relationshipchat.line on Instagram
- (Pt 2) So I’m toxic bc I feel uncomfortable giving my bank info
- Looks like Im quitting tomorrow
- i may not get anything tangible out of this match but i will get my 7 orange arrows
- Ill Have to Apologize to Jenny for the Spam
- Period mood swings
- Missed opportunity on my part
- My instructor started talking right after I sent that first text, so I couldn’t just ignore him and text back immediately.
- How can I explain this any further?
- The Leaves, They are a-Changin’
- I really think I’m dying
- i think he oofed..
- Faith 3
- Bts texts
- Fuck you, Neiman Marcus
- a brief history of im in bois
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- me_irl
- Pretty sure Im getting unmatched for this
- I saw u/emart’s joke on an earlier post. Wanted to try it out. Partner wasn’t amused.
- Give a dog a bone
- Jesus we all need sleep
- that’s gonna be a yikes from me
- Cute relationship goals
- Have there been casualties?
- A final part to this, there’s a bit left in the convo but it’s just repeating “hey I told you not to sexually harass me” and “it WAsnT I tolD yoU my ReasOnIng”
- Right now or I’m out
- Have some Faith.
- I ended it before it even started
- At least he apologised?
- me🥫irl
- Oh.
- Well then. Guess I’m single
- Immediately unmatched, but your legacy lives on.
- Cheers Maw
- Batmans true identity.
- I posted about how late it is and how I can’t sleep. This is the sympathy message I received.
- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal
- me_irl
- Her bio said “This app is stupid”
- Gay magic
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- Oh my god
- It’s a close third...
- Hate when someones first message is sexual
- An offer she surely can’t turn down
- Date went alright, Im more of a Van Gogh now though.
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- He owes me £100.
- Fucking dumbass Billy, he should go back to english school because he is a dumb fuck.
- His original message was you are so hot and sexy can we make out
- strange people out there
- Annoying Kik convo part 3
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- And he was definitely proud of this
happy customer, happy me! positive comments from a #supercharged #M156 pushing upwards of 12.5psi on 91 octane. still in the beginning stages of custom tuning which involves entirely full remapping. - @eightysixtuned on Instagram
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Yikes
- Sometimes the shot doesn’t land
- Long distance bff is trying to motivate me to work out... Its going okay
- me irl
- I always get the crazy ones
- me irl
- Chemistry
- I mean how dare she!??
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- How to shut down a creepy DM 101
- Pesty, but cute.
- MICHAEL!
- Auto Correct Gone Wrong
- Was meant to be
- Am I doing this right?
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.
- My little sister is trying to learn how to knit, and shes giving me a migraine
- *Shes like a sister to me*
- Persistence is key
- Creepy PMs: D&D edition!
- Yep it worked
- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol
- Amazon digital service
- me_irl
- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder
- On todays episode of please look at my dick
- Am I getting too confident?
- Worst seller ever.
- Aaaaaaaaaa
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- funny quites
That moment where you want to work on your song, and your cat goes; Can I haz some more snare? This is Fredda working on #Backbone and improving her sound, it just had to much hizzzz. #VST #workingfromehome #catsofinstagram - @steinbergmedia on Instagram
- I’m so done with these fucking guys who try to get my bank info 🙅🏼♀️
- She though she had the upper hand
- Might have been posted before
- Her profile said: BTW i’m a brown girl just in case that offends you
- This could mark a new chapter for me
- me irl
- Bts texts
- Mom pressure...
- Funny Text Messages
- Meeting my friend for lunch who does not watch the office. I quote this show too much.
- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this
- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit
- No thanks, Chris Hansen
- 2meirl4meirl
- me irl
- Fake text message
- For some reason she unmatched me after this.
- Keeps trying even though he fails
- This person is so mad about whatever their son did that they dont realize theyre texting a grown man WHO IS MARRIED
- I DoNt MiNd DeAr
- She didn’t say much after that
Gus, Bapak bangga sama kamu gus. untung kemarin pilih @join_ittp . Ada yg cepet dapet kerja anti nganggur nganggur kayak Bagus? - @pakbudiapp on Instagram
- Fake text message
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- Blursed abortion
- Some say she’s still waiting...
- Exactly, so it’s not rape
- When you see a handsome guy with a cute about me and he ruins it with this
- Hes not even a girl
- My buddy had arm surgery
- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation
- Im proud of you
- Me gets me
- I did nazi that coming.
- At least he was honest...
- LOTV only out few days... And is already causing me problems.
- Im Gay Now
- alas we never spoke again
- Me irl
- It wont let me reset my password either
- This guy on tinder
- When gaming is life...
- I wanted to be nostalgic and play with Cleverbot but now I’m really uncomfortable and terrified.
- Just got a text from my dad who works in IT
- She supervised my work first and slept right next to the keyboard (swipe for the 2nd picture)! How am I supposed to work with that face? Myra is 12 weeks old and she’s the smartest!
- Message IPhone
- Meetme is literally shit tier
- Me_irl
- After 20 months of dating, this gal still never fails to delight. Feeling so lucky today!
- When your friend flakes for ice fishing twice... you roast him
- not social media, but my grandma is still learning how to use her new phone
- iMessaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
- His entire vibe did a whole 180
- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line
- Its this kind of support that pulls me through. Id fall into my depression if it wasnt for her.
- Supernatural funny tumblr
- me irl
- Does anyone here remember this old meme? Back when crysis was just new.
