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- *visible anger*
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- Awesomeness
- Fighting
- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!
𝐍agito 𝐈con
- You mean a spoon?
not an android
johnny
- Worth a shot 🇺🇸
❝Kenny McCormick❞ ✧ ೃ༄
- LED Lights
Oh loOk a pLaNe
✮ ₊˚ 𓂃
- This fingerprint lock is super secure...
- Does this speaker bring you joy?
pablo !!
- accept it
EXO D.O icon hear me out photoshoot
kinger icon ☆
- Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito
THIS GUYS BAD DAY WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE! Funnycityjokes
- I hate the bubbles
The UX is dying
The good ole’ reliable go to. Sometimes thinking of memes is hard. #RLTW #rltmfw #ranger #rangers #rangerschool #75thrangerregiment #sf #specialforces #airborne #ftbenning #usarmy #soldier - @godoftherangers on Instagram
✰ 𝖸𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝖼𝗈𝗇
- Awkward... very awkward
- A materializar
him‼
- Tell me im not the only one
Jax Edit💜
- I never understood rainbow loom...
♡
- Therefore, Im quitting the show. And I know Mel will be quitting it with me.
Can you??
𓆩♰𓆪͏
- Poor guy just wanted peace
Boywithuke
- uh oh
- Eeeeeē
- the OG Prussians were better, anyway
She goes to the door and opens
➳ captain price
- ARROOOOO
I’ll see you in court
- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?
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- Awesome Rants
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- :U
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid 𝗘𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗱𝗲 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿: 39 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿: 3ACV07 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿: S03E07 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲: 18 February, 2001 - @futuramaquotes on Instagram
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Did the GOP stop taking their meds? Or, maybe they defunded their own healthcare thinking it was ACA individual mandate?
- Always proving the haters wrong! 😤
- Blackpink, April, and Gugudan stans every day
- cartoons
- Christian comics
- Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, CucaMonga, Seattle!
- The horrors of war
- Me texting my friends at 9am
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- idk
- Songs for the Classroom
🙄 Follow @peta for more! #Animals #AnimalRights #Vegan #GoVegan #Veg #GoVeg #CrueltyFree #Veganism #Spongebob #SpongebobMeme #Meme #VeganMeme #EndSpeciesism #PETA - @peta2 on Instagram
- Me_irl
- As a DM I love/hate monks
- Peak r/ireland
- Dont kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance hed eat you and everyone you cared about!
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- i maybe dug too far
- 2 Much TV
- Me_irl
- Work cartoons
- nose hair trimmer powered by your phone
- Time for imaginary Christmas!
- Homer Simpson
- TL;DR: Im not a very good cook.
- When your wife asks you why the hell you’re looking at penny stocks at 4:30am
- A podcast starring the boys would be amazing.
- bevis and butthead
- If Don Cherry were on The Simpsons...
- Smells like victory
- Karen stop!
- I am watching you through a camera!
- The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn’t.
- I turn 38 tomorrow. My business has won some awards in its first two years. I got majority placement of my teenage son and he’s doing great in school and life.
- The Lawful Good Paladin, Monk and Cleric to the Chaotic Evil Rogue
- i feel bad for linus
- When someone from work says 5G is causing the pandemic.
- I am going to get so strange by the end of all this. Wish you all good health memers
- confession bear
- Thought this belonged here
- Me in Sex Ed:
- gReAT ThAnKs!
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- Wait a minute. There was no Cane in Citizen Kane!
- A puzzle from my childhood... why are his headphones nowhere near his ears?!
- Waiter suits made it greater
- Family Guy / TV
- Hey, what the hell ya doin with my money at your house, Fred?
- Oh dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.
- We were just messing around, and you had to go too far!
- [Image] Something for Everyone
- SLPT: Remembers this when midterms come around
- JJ thinks he’s slick
- Applying for a job be like:
- HP memes liked it, thought you guys might too
- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- After Six Months of Lurking in this Subreddit, Ive Made the Following Observation...
- Andre Show Seth Rogan watching Andre fall
- me_irl
- Ancient times aka My child and youth memories
- Antenna
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- [THIS CREATOR HAS NOT MADE THIS MEME AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY]
- Me😳irl
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- I think I know why Vive cosmos looks like that
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- You like Huey Lewis and the News?
- Tomorrow is the day bois!
- The best part about election season being over
- Mmmmmmmmm
- POKE UR GRANDMA
- Lol war
- No thanks!!
- It actually happens, and they have nothing better to do.
- Remember...YOU COULDNT FOOL YOUR MOTHER ON THE FOOLINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE.
- Call an ambulance!
- Britain’s Grandad
- I have the p o w e r
- Wow this hits hard
- Arthur the Aardvark
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Just a quick reminder that this does exist.
- funny meme guys
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
we made an oopsy on 2.0 and you should all install 2.1. Long story short, we were back and forth up until the very end on whether or not we should include the new stopper modifier, as it was a little buggy and at the last second we decided NO... but then removing that caused some erratic play / record head behavior in some contexts on 2.0. SO 2.0 IS BAD. GET 2.1. 2.1 IS YOUR FRIEND. Link to deets in profile. - @chaseblissaudio on Instagram
- Funny Pics Hub
- And now, without further APU...
- Homer Simpson
- Laughs maniacally and runs away
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- The Kids menu is on the beak
- While still in diapers!
- simpsons quotes
😂😂😂😂😂 @megawaveno 🔫 - @jitsbutikk on Instagram
- Food Jokes
- Simpsons
- Me ganking Illaoi
- I hate it here
- Ah yes, the cream of the crop
- Give me the plant
- If you Can Afford it TRY TO HELP
- When people with 10k dollar gaming PCs complain about “only” getting 150 FPS
- oof
- Jakku-zi Suit
- when the red text is a pop-culture reference and you know where it comes from
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- This guy enjoying his new receiver...a little too much?
- Funny
- Come on... do math
- Canadians will understand.
- Aurthur memes
- And you werent needed all weekend.
- Sweet home Alabama
- Awesome
- A question thats not asked nearly enough.
- Don’t laugh at me! I was once like you.
- The sad part is that were not in comas and in the same boat
- Jesse, we still love you. All of you.
- Change my mind.
- These hot dogs have been here for three years, they are strictly ornamental. Heh, theres only one bozo who comes in and buys them!
- The answer to life, according to Schroeder.
- blursed_convention
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- Mmm mmm steamed clam
- Aaand they’re gone
- B-E! Four points. I challenge!
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- Best pick up lines
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- He could no longer bear the lies.
- When another survivor doesnt t-bag back when you meet them
Fuck labels. Im not a liberal. Im not a progressive, nor a libertarian nor a conservative nor a polarizing This so That Is My Enemy. I AM a soul that senses. I AM a Gaian who knows the intrinsic sovereignty & worth of Earth Mother and her amazingly diverse human, plant, and animal-crawler children. I am here to bring love, joy, truth, and wisdom of my lifetimes and experiences to be of service to others while I balance that with my own soul growth. I dont watch or listen to corporate news. I do not close my heart or mind to others I disagree with. I aim to do no harm and assist to the best of my ability. If you stand with me and want tarot and/or soundwork to help you find your own True Self again, Im here to help. Sliding scale starts $40/hour and POC/trans/in-need folks are gratis or what you can. 🖤🤎💞💓💗💖⚡️🌈🧚🏻🦄 - @handsomejeremy777 on Instagram
- All that really matters is that I like it.
- I’ll take “acting in self-interest like everyone else” for 500, Alex.
- Dry sex is the best
- And other people are surprised pikachus
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Futurama
- [OC] Ive literally turned the volume down and looked away more times than I care to admit
- When your landlord texts you about coming by in a few minutes to replace smoke detectors but youve been slacking on housework
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- What Actually Happened
- Sad but true reason I love Futurama
- Another bit of Simpsons gold: Homer Simpson on God
- Fred (Scooby Doo)
- Nothing to worry about!
- Daddy, what do taxes pay for?
- Big F
- Now, stars and stripes
- “So it’s settled then. We burn this place to the ground.”
- I can see this happening.
- *sad exhale*
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- Donald Trump holds a rally about his idea for a border wall, touting his past building experiences. (2016)
- Richard Feynman states a simple truth.
The anti bully bullying queen #bully #bullying #exposingtruth #exposed #pitbossnation #memekings #memesdaily #dankmemesmeltsteelbeams - @meme_world_of_bbq on Instagram
- The birds and the bees
- Thanks, I hate spinach lube
- On a positive side note
- me irl
- Last Of The Summer Wine
- EPIC WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS
- Hurricane Neddy
- blursed popcorn
- Good ol phil
- Don’t drink and drive, stay safe tonight everyone!
- Haha dad old
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- me_irl
- Its squidwards birthday
- Mr Epstein No Here
- Because of the post above,
- How to sneak past bomb-sniffing ferrets while traveling abroad.
- Toyothan 😡😡😡
- Plz stop
- Old habits
- cursed_comic
- I can’t believe Jk says it’s canon
- Shoe Laces.
- Oh I guess killing will be fun enough
- Just hook it to my veins!
- Blursed I am the walrus, you are the eggman
- The kids dont know but we do
- Blursed Simpsons moment
- American dad
- Far side comics
- Its really tough
- Rick Genuinely Worried for Jerry
- 2meirl4meirl
It’s the most wonderful time of the year - @gay_dumpster on Instagram
- Doesn’t surprise me.
- Where are my fellow college students at? Its that time of year again
- @ameri_naco on Instagram
- I WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT,
- So there in the grass beneath the worlds largest radio telescope engaged in searching for extraterrestrial life, is the mushroom. - McKenna
- The cutting edge of flirtation technology
- Fortunately, I wrote down your screen name before I was dispatched by that oafish moron.
- NPHET right now
- “Simpson, I’m feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?”
- Dublin gaf hunting in 2018
- I fixed the DVD!
- Saw this as an ad on Facebook
- me_irl
- Im still mad.
- Chicago Soul Radio Nostalgia
- Super Bowl Sunday!
- Whenever I use this quote in public people give me funny looks
- Who else??
- Thats whatcha whatcha whatcha what ya get on level 5
- A Steamed Hams meme, I thought you Hobbits would like that. And maybe also one or the other Dwarf.
- A fat, high maintenance cat, like Garfield
- Time is money
- Please look at my Medicare bracelet.
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- All about …
- Never bet against me being stupid
- Kerosene is fuel, Brian. Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull!
- When /u/SavageAxeBot doesnt think your memes are dank
- Honestly, do these hoarders know bread flour is much different than AP? Can’t find it anywhere...
- Another Senate meme (it isnt my best editing)
- Youre a monster!
- I think Homer said it best
- Please stop.
- Pull Willie, Pull!
- I think youre taking unfair advantage of my generous offer
- Im indian and i know there is sub bots game going on
- Activity education
- This will be all of us to the first person we see tomorrow.
- For safety reasons, we dont keep the cannon loaded. Its just common sense, people.
- These damn gpu prices.
- Specially made for u/jack_white_95
- Mom, theyre professional athletes. Theyre used to this. It rolls right off their backs.
- I know most of you won’t get the surveying part of the joke, but I think it’s funny nonetheless.
- Why doesn’t mine look like that?!!
- /R/TheDonald right now...
- Gob gets emotional
- Aurthur memes
- How could you do this voice of love
- invest in this scene from a Family Guy cutaway gag!
- Overwatch World
- Adventures of GOD!
- Does anyone else ever wish they could live in a small apartment and pretend it was the 90s?
- Hi, Im Troy McClure
- The art of the deal
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- My favourite Moe line.
- The spinoff we need.
- Thank You God!
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- Im not convinced!
- Just a cartoon thats way too real
- Why I hate most people.
- In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
- Hi, Im agent Troy McClure
- It must be the first of the month, new billboard day!
- *Mormons enter chat
- Excellent
- True
- simpsons quotes
- [meme] 2020 vibes
- Arent there any healthy animals in this forest?!
- Still want catgirls
- So how do I get a job like this? Asking for a friend
- We need more Bort license plates in the shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
- Mod=gæį
- My cakeday is almost over
