- My dad tore open the resealable bag meant to return my Amazon order
Tonight’s the night! Tickets still available. Like this one! - @johncerrito on Instagram
Oh ES brunch, missing you babe! - @cannonjacks on Instagram
- Fuck you too, NowTV!
- Says protect against rubbing makeup off while trying on clothes. Yes, lets start telling people to put sealed plastic bags on their heads. Legit problem, bad solution
- Invité
- bags
- Apple watch price
- I found an old Windows 95 manual, complete with a floppy disc
- ABINAYAA SAREES
- Sending a EVERY non-customer offers that include a HUGE plastic card in every envelope for no reason that serves no purpose.
- Blursed_WordSearch
- Bought an Apple Watch in store. Came with a neat bag!
- Geico issued me insurance cards that were good for 2 days
- chutney sauce and dressing
- So, I learned to always read the description thoroughly when ordering dice from China. At least they’ll fit in my little pencil case I use I guess. Still giggling over this a week later.
- crack crackers
- parts that came into my work today.
- The receipt my grandma got today
- The secret ingredient to L I F E
- This is from a pen my restaurant provides us with and mandates we use. They last about 3 days.
- They out a bar code over the directions for my eye medicine.
- Its just a damn shirt.
- Biodegradable stuff I ordered came with protective plastic
- Should I rec a battery?
- Coin Counter Cant Do Basic Math
- Stupid test answers
- I checked off a bucket list item today. In honor of the 50th anniversary of Woodstock I flew to New York to visit Bethel Woods center for the arts. For a souvenir I picked up a near mint original 3 day ticket and a milk bottle from the Yasgur farm (68’) the site of the world changing weekend.
- I mixed some fresh dill into a batch of our bread dough. I honestly just made it so that I could put this label on it.
- This Microcenter found a way to deal with the people buying all their hardware at once for mining
- Amazon shipped my blender without a shipping box
- Valentines Day service bets, winner gets their first round bought for them
- 3 My servers
- Photograph printed on bag represents...
- You sure that’s what you want?
All I went in for was some white wine vinegar 😳😳😳😬😬😬😬 but how can you say no to this price?! Felt like a crime.... . . . . #traeger #traegergrills #traegerhood #brisket #sale #kroger #krogerdeals #grilling #bbq #smalltown #midwest #indiana #girlswhogrill #meat - @secondhand__woodsmoke on Instagram
- I found this inside a wallet I got at a discount store. Fuck.
- New Hifiman + Drop Collab confirmed? (HE-5XX)
- I love this, this brings me so much peace
- This fifty trillion dollar bill
- Can I put food on this chopping board or not??
- This tissue box has a game of Sudoku on the back to keep you distracted when you’re upset.
- The Cookie Lies!
- It’s one of my cooks birthday on Friday. This is our request book...
- Garden Peace
- Thanks for the deal... 0% OFF!!
- What the comment section is really for
- McDonald’s employees have run out of fucks to give
- Make upnyour mind
- This bull**** on a birthday card
- What the hell is their problem? Do they want me to die?!
- The Audacity.
- My bank sent me a 1 cent check, but spent 47 cents mailing it to me.
- Claro me cobrando quase R$40 por serviços que nunca utilizei e não tenho intenção de utilizar. O que fazer?
- Swimming Gift Ideas
- Change my mind. USMAN AND PETR YAN WILL GET THE W . I BET 100 EURO ON IT YOU SIMPLE MINDED PEASANTS
- I knew saving mailing satchels would come in handy... Now I can use them to package my unwanted clothes and items that Ive been selling on ebay!
- From Die of China
#saltbae prices 😂😂😂😂😂 - @sissynobbyy on Instagram
- Compare at
- What do you even do with people like this?
- Sour patch kids shows the nutrition facts of 2 bags
- A list of all the pills prescribed to me by the VA over the past 7 years.
- AGBD ideas
- Got some Austin Powers spinach in today.
- Restaurant that always discounts to nearest dollar... 0.19% Off
- My friend says dont worry I can smoke you out Then rolls up with this
- Cash Envelope Budget
- Rue 21 is having a pretty mild sale.
- TPS Tile from the Space Shuttle Challenger
- Absentee ballot request form doesnt fit in the return envelope they provided
- These coin wrappers can be used for any U.S. coin
- Why is this still a thing?
- This $500 bowl of soup
- Pre-Algebra is hard...and kind of sad too
- What happened to 15/18/20 percent??
- Classic Staff Order
- We wondered why the alarm went off when we left...
- books
- Ill have the carpaccio
- You saved $0.00
- Activity Days
- Steakhouse: Dear customers, please break your poop in small pieces so it doesnt clog the toilet.
- Stella has a business card now 🥰
- Hmm, I am not sure my local Chinese restaurant got that correct
- Helluva packing job, Amazon
- This receipt given to my girlfriend LINDSEY at a Vietnamese restaurant.
- This books price in the U.S and Canada
- Today is Friday the 13th and the order number on my receipt is 666.
- Wikipedia Cliffs notes - January 8, 2020 life hack (from daily calendar).
- Fable Kitchen lets you buy the BOH a round of beer and even offer an industry discount! Youre doing it right guys!!
- My brother went to Aldi with a £50 note. Without checking prices or calculating as he shopped he managed to come out with this total of £49.99.
- My secondhand, 5cu.ft. chest freezer continues to pay for itself. I bought this ham at the end of May because it was a great sale. The same size ham was $45 yesterday when I was picking up produce for tomorrow. Having the space to store food bought on sale makes my grocery budget possible.
- My order number
- Its the little things that make the shift better
- No, go find your own.
- I think I’ll pass, chipotle...
- UPS put the wrong zip code on my package, so i got it 2 weeks late
- 90 Birthday Party Ideas
- I Cant Math
- I had a $10 gift card. My bill was exactly $10.00
- Condescending tag in my underwear
- nashi
- I accidentally matched 3 decimal places when getting gas yesterday...
- 15% off TOTAL purchase at JOANN...NO EXCLUSIONS!!!
- Regular price $2.50... NOW ON SPECIAL FOR $2.50!
- Rattlesnake bite in the US.
- This Zodiac sign reminder on a product’s best before date.
- 2019
- Kathmandu sales arent what they used to be
- This screw latch looks like an angry robot!
- This was in my fortune cookie at an all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet.
- My sons hospital bill for the last two months...I guess we will have to cut back on the weekly Caribbean trips for awhile !
- WTF colour of shoe?
- I love a new gardening book! Just bought Peter Seabrooks Complete Vegetable Gatdener in a thrift store and Im thinking Man, I wish that was how much seeds cost!
- Receipt at an already overpriced restaurant in Leigh-on-Sea, Essex. Meal for 2. When I asked the waiter, he just shrugged and said Oh yeah, we need to fix that
- Really?
- Lucky number 13? I use my bus transfers as bookmarks and I found this old one.
- What’s worse? Nike with the swoosh outside the box or Adidas sticking the model and size of the item on the box?
- Finally caught one of these in the wild! Now I need to figure out who wrote it...
- Oh I wonder how to make this curry. There are instructions on the back. Oh wait theres an unremovable sticker on the back
- The ultimate frugality
- pioneer high school
- These ‘numerical’ menu items.
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- My receipt from a specialty cheese shop has info about my purchases and their pairing suggestions
- This type of marketing should be illegal, my aunt didnt see the Not affiliated or endorsed by govnt agency in such small font.(pic edited to prevent info leaks)
- My total at 7-11 today
- How they got Steven out of David will forever be beyond me
- These are the nutrition facts on a box of sour gummy worms.
- If you work in the PNW and recognize these labels, lets trade war stories
- The tag on my new $8 T-shirt
- Found these in the freezer
- I got 3 tall boys at a gas station for $6.66
- A parking ticket I wouldnt mind getting
- This is how my hotel spelled Nickelodeon.
- L.L. Bean Gift card- $50 card for $40 @BJ’s
- Had been dying to try NARS Aqua Gel Hydrator for 3 years, but couldnt justify the nearly 80$ price tag... then I found this brand new, sealed box. I fucking love Winners.
- This pack of sticky notes comes with a manual.
- Wishtrend office (or shipping stop) in Delaware?
- Thats less than the price of a skinny macchiato!
- My gift card had the exact amount for my purchase.
- My bill at the Hamilton Hotel came out to exactly $1776
- Gift cards & money
- Pearl Jam’s fan club ships items with this familiar name.
- Yesterday you saw the unbound text book, and today I present you with the $90 Online textbook that expires in 180 days :) 🤔
- Scammy looking ad mailer for an anonymous company that I will never do business with.
- Diys
- 6th math
- I went to Pet Supermarket a while ago. This is the receipt for one can of mealworms and one can of wax worms. (Obviously ruler for scale)
- classic
- Started my first line cook job about a month ago. I know it says dishwasher but I spent all 12 hours on the line. Is this what I have to look forward to?
- This fortune from a fortune cookie has a typo.
- Free Charizard X/Y plush when you preorder OR&AS at toysRus
- I forgot how expensive taking the train was...
- Adding the 20% tip puts the bill to exactly $100
- Ok. Since we are doing bar tabs again. Here is the winner. Your Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins
- My pastas best before date specifies a time
- The price of this book is slightly higher in Canada.
- Looks like an official letter from the public records office; is actually an ad to pay $89 for a copy of your own property deed. This is the second one of these weve gotten since we moved.
- Need help reading this label
- My Pi Day order number at Tim Hortons this morning
- My ice cream’s 2nd Ingredient is “whole water”
- Bake Sale Beauties
- This bread is 100 cal for 1 slice or 190 cal for 2 slices
- Heres some pages from a county jail canteen
- Oh great, Ill go on sund... oh...
- I had to laugh. Tacky halloween costume I would only have worn once a year, too.
- 290 times 2 is 590, wrong maths.
- Funny in life
- Psalm 19:14
- Our local library has blind date books, where you choose by category, and all you get is the first one or two sentences of the book.
- The “suggested gratuity” categories on this restaurant receipt
- I got $6.66 worth of gas, and it got me 2.013 gallons
- 1 pair of panties, 7 giant sewn in tags.
- I hate my life
- In case we received that extra service while the receipt was printing...
- Someone thought there was cash in my mail
- product shaming
- Italian Four Cheese Cheez-Its are made with six kinds of cheese.
- I stole this from grandmas purse
- Ahh yes Loki be needing that toasted toast.
- My McDonalds receipt was the same as the example receipt on my table tent
- My receipt is blatantly lying about the tip percentages.
- My wife and I went out for sushi dinner with two couples. After ordering very different items each, when they brought the bill, all of ours were within $1 of each other!
- I picked up and dropped off my rental car in exactly 24 hours.
- My wifes parking deck ticket
- I found a baseball ticket from 1991 in a jacket I bought at a thrift store
- Mind tricks/ riddles
- Then they complained that it wasnt crunchy
- Still representing, even after death threats. Some people cant handle the truth...
- Bolacha de Chope
- Mother of god
- I somehow ordered a no thanks from McDonalds
- Took my 99 R6 racebike drag racing. Not bad.
- A receipt from EDC VIP Sky Deck
- It really bothers me the shortened (Finger)
- Ticket I got at an old job.
- Ja hat der Mann keinen Nachsendeantrag nach Argentinien gestellt bei der Post?
- Bloopers (Most are in Dutch)
- Heh...
- Found my old Netflix streaming disc
- Whats with the capital letters, think its time to knock FOH down a peg or two.
- This loaf of bread was reduced to 1p
- Uhmmm...waiter...I hope to God I didnt order this.
- Caught the order queue right as it rolled over...
- Budget Grocery Lists
- Theyre hunting in packs now!
- This concert wrist band came with 20% off Bail Bond services.
- This sheet of labels that is supposed to go into a type writer that I found in an old book
- The serving size on my hotel cookie is one-half of a cookie.
- When autofill tries to make you bankrupt
- We couponed so hard, they gave us money from the register.
- This lube that has a temperature range above the melting point of iron
- Hmm yes this fabric is made out of fabric
- Last Air Bender Drinking Game Friends and I made up.
- baby knit patterns
- This sushi restaurant doesnt know how to do math.
- I bought a Yoshikage Kira plush and buccariati figure
- This tag from a piece of my daughters clothes has the measurement breakdown of US vs. MX although every size and weight is the same all the way down.
- @paramountboxes on Instagram
- My library receipt tells me how much money Ive saved by not buying books
- Guess which order I was at the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut!
- hmmm
- We were the first customers of the year!
- 3
- Legal weed has pros and cons $$$
- A bill that came out to exactly $100
- This pamphlet sewn into my Gap tank top.
- Germany: Just got almost €600 worth of medicine for free.
- I bought a random quantity of loose carrots and I made it to a nice and round 1.00€
- The suggested tip my IHOP waitress gave is 25% of the bill
- 50
- [McCalls 7714] Help choosing the right size?
- Poncho shawl
- can anyone tell me more about this package?
- It’s more infurating than interesting tbh
- A Mumbai cafe is using 1940s prices to celebrate their 75th anniversary
- I said no lettuce on my chicken sandwich and they credited me 15¢
- A one cent tip
- Description says he already ate the burger and fries
- LAUGH : quotes
- The lady I delivered this to started crying. Its from her husband.
- This restaurant does a tip calculation for you
- I like to send in food with messages to the BoH
- Just found a 20 year old receipt in my back pocket.
- This restaurant check holder has a built-in light
- The rewards program gave me 2/4 off on my sandwich today instead of 1/2 off
- The Nutrition Facts on this Italian Loaf
- This label on the back of a framed picture that tells us it was in fact made on earth.
- baby kleding naaien
- My husband and I just went to the Choctaw Casino in Durant Oklahoma... We Gamble separately and when we met back up, and compared tickets, THIS was TOO STRANGE
- I’m a kiwi living in Australia,my name is Zac I think my accent is strong
- This chef’s printing.
- This amusing little quip at the bottom of my favorite comic shops’ receipt.
- My total at 7-Eleven this morning was $7.11
- Those Superbowl Specials
- How to stop your friend from getting parcels delivered to your address!
- Five Guys pricing is kinda ridiculous
- This binder has now survived a year as my little brothers binder and 5 semesters in college!
- There are two different nines on this price tag
- It was expensive, and a long wait, but I think I’m going to frame this to show my grandkids some day: “End of the prohibition in Michigan”
- Umm Guys should try Indian sweets as munchies ✨
- Second Grader Homework Today Aint No Joke
- My shopping receipt came to exactly $100
- I started to wonder if this was just an urban legend. They do exist.
- This lightbulb info looks like nutritional facts
- What if I only want to leave 15%?
- For a couple pieces of ice, really?
- Napkin from a bar in Russia
- The total cost of my batman comics came out to $66.66.
- How expensive a couple of snacks are at the airport
- Salvation army selling a dress for more than it retailed for -_-
- This Chinese restaurants menu.
- The label of my beef jerky states that you should not eat the jerky in the shower.
- Theyd rather spend $1500 on catching the thief than just buying a new TV
- Duck shit coffee & gunpowder black @The Teahouse. Amazing place.
- My dad got a giftcard for a nice seafood restaurant in downtown Toronto...no we did not order specifically so this would happen. :)
- The most patriotic bar tab ever. My bartender gave me a high-five when he saw it.
- Just got back from the fish store shouldnt have gone alone lol
- My total at the store today was $17.76
- I found the next step up from baby spinach
- I used $99.99 of my $100 gift card in one go.
- Breakaway tag only breaks off US & Can prices
- Unfortunately named children’s clothing
- My Taco Bell order was rang up at a palindrome time.
- Bought leftover halloween items last night that totaled to $6.66
- I was charged an extra $0.79 for no onions on my cheesesteak
- Chilis math. See comments.
- All the things I bought to make my wife a fancy dinner totalled exactly $69.
- I bought one goddamn item!
- As an Asian, i find this a little self-deprecating when I eat out!
- Most receipts just say something like Have a Nice Day! or Thank you for your business....
- The length of this receipt for one item. (Pen for proportion)
- My mom found a receipt from 1991. What makes it even better is that it’s from Sam the Record Man!
- Very rarely does a ticket make me gag.
- I got this package today from China. It was addressed to me and even had my phone number on the package, but the package was empty. I wasnt expecting a package... any way I can track this or find out what this was all about?
- customer request? nailed it!
- My grocery bill today
- Meals you can freeze
