I forgive you dad
Meme
- Cool girl
Hey fella, I heard you support science, you continue supporting science my fella
8tracks radio
- Why does she even have a phone? Feel like Im talking to loaf of bread
๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ข๐
- This guy made me kinda want to die
Chillin
- my freinds said i couldnt but now, im finally frank
Boondocks- Rileys Fuck You Uncencored!!!
- My dad in the family group chat
Results for quiz who are you in jjk (serious edition)
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- If you donโt talk to me I will KILL YOU
OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND - @textsfromyourex on Instagram
Elena=The original Lee knows wife!!!
- Guys we cant be with him anymore
Marie icon (Splatoon 3)
their at it again
- Weird but creative
Results for quiz which Hazbin Hotel character are you?
- Goblin Yonkers
rentry icon
- omg guys did you do it??? ๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
Pfp idea!!๐๐ถ
Hawks
- My boss...
Demon Slayer Matching Pfps
Sabrina Carpenter
- Iโm back for a lil๐
I LOVE YOU SM CHAPPELL
- My name is Mason. No unmatch yet...
Jin Bubaigawara / Twice
George Harrison ๐ชด
- Pray for me
Hello kitty middle finger
*Aesthetic Felix PFP*
- Me_irl
nothing fucks with my baby
- A Call for Change
- Ight part 2, I was curious if it actually worked , and they just donโt quit do they ?!
- Tradition
- My back doesnt hurt either dammit
- [M21, PMs welcome!] Anyone wanna be a mother in time for next Mothers Day? :)
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHA
- They arent even trying anymore...
- Waking up to cute texts from bae
- Its true. Trust me. Im on the internet
- This is a good one I found
- Fuck me man
- Kids birthdays !!!
- iF yOu ArE lOoKiNg FoR aN iMaGe, It WaS pRoBaBlY dElEtEd
- TikMok vs TikTok
- Always has been
- Wtf was I doing?
- Making Girls Feel Special
- Am I hot enough for this subreddit? ๐ฅบ
- Meme meme
- The idea of sending anti-vaxxers to China to test their resolve
The next Moderator - @greillycomedian on Instagram
- But its my kids birthday...
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- Oof
I was brushing my teeth before I left for work around 5:35am and Riley walks in the bathroom. Iโm usually the only one awake at the time so she kind of startled me. She continues to give me a hug and kiss half awake. Later in the morning while I was at work, my sister sends me this screen shot of their text conversation.... ๐ญ I wonโt do that much overtime anymore baby girl! #GirlDad - @doperific on Instagram
- Im straight guy with not too big cock
- Gotta pump those numbers up, mate
- #RestaurantLife ๐
- Seeing this
- Me irl
- Hate when someones first message is sexual
- Cum hang out with me๐
- Random
- Clickbait titles like these.
- we just share a brain
- I cant either
- MY FLOPPY MONSTER
- Meeting a new friend for the first time
- I always look at the tattoos of the fighters
- Very good!
- My Slim Jim has two in the same package
- Fat-shaming Scruff douchery
- Sally = my crazy grandma who my mom is โnothing alikeโ
- at first i thought he was joking, but i was dead wrong
- This meme has peaked
- Period mood swings
- Boom, roasted
- art of seduction
- Rules 1 and 2 boys๐
A few weeks ago, I asked you what your go-to icebreakers and pick-up lines were. These are some of the best (IMO). Maybe slide one of these into someones DMs? Our episodes How do you ask someone out? and how to turn someone down? with @abbiechatfield & @flex.mami are both out now - link in bio if you havent listened yet. - @searchenginesex on Instagram
- What itโs like catching up with old friends these days...
- Big ๐
- Oh my god
- 21, Morning wood. Let me know what u think! HMU
- Used a response Iโve seen before, and it did not disappoint
- Why I thought this was a good picture to post on my myspace, I will never know
- The S is slightly off center
- Beauty Quotes
- Even at home, I know a prep list when I see one.
- Is that really the best outfit/picture to attach to this sad narrative?
- Nice try
- Reddit is finger pointing again for the servers going down, then asking you to buy gold.
- This shit
- I never blast my music.
- LPT: I hope they see this post and treat me better.
- Not delivered(!)
- im a minor where he lives...
- U woke up to this at your face! What would you do?
- I really think Iโm dying
- blursed_dimples
- Blursed Crack head shit
- Super hot deaf guy from /r/pics, has a sense of humor as well. (Check out the shirt.)
- Blocked him immediately after bringing Role-play into the conversation...
- Game faques
- YeH
- Money trading
- BURN/ROASTED OMG
- Last pic got removed for not being porn... Is this better? ๐๐
- Breakup thoughts
- Hopefully they start using this system all over NZ
- Tinder lines
- Have just received this text, not so sure how to feel about it
- Destiny
- Part 2: Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000
- I need somewhere to put this
- DBD has some of the most toxic and rude players ๐๐๐ You leave my Meg alone!
- [HUMOR] I like a little danger.
- I think Im in, boys
- My phone doing this, with a Charging Cable i use for almost 3 years now.
- Grandma called me to tell me happy birthday when I was in class..
- Not sure if this is a dad joke or just crappy design.
- do u wanna know how i got these scars??
- Iโm doing my part
- Does this count?
- My butt looks so huge from this angle....
- Here I am
- yikes
- sorry, buddy, thereโs a travel ban.
- Youtube Polls almost never have an option to say no when asking if youve subscribed.
- SAVE THE DAUGHTERS!!1!
- Why?
- Too busy taking selfies
- Random text I got
- Feeling cute...
- Heโs out right?
- Spending the next 24hrs bringing YOUR fantasies life, cum and get me ๐
- Super bored and super horny.
- Momma doing her duty
- me irl
- This quarantine is killing me.
- Sheโs used so many numbers to message me since. I just thought you guys would like this hilarious update
- gay fat mod ๐ก๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ค๐ค๐ค
- After trying to comfort my girlfriend about her chest size, we ended both saying this golden line
- what is your CURRENT nickname
- I repeat I did not
- Blursed name
- Iโm lonely bruh
- me irl
- f in chat
- Sad but true
- Hell be back... Hell be back.
- What
- Cursed_Chat
- Can somebody help me with that?
- Whore lied to you about being sick
- Stupid whore twat!
- meirl
- to hell with the locals!!!!
- Hes lying to me
- On August 3rd I was wanting to end it all but my friends and family helped me get the help I needed and now today Iโm finally going back to work :)
- Blursed_message
- When you rate Spiderman 2
- Bullshit
- At least I hope itโs satire
- No drywall is safe
- sheltopusik
- This Hot Tamale looks like a penis.
- From our first gloryhole trip...we found out what the knock meant real quick! (Sound ON!)
- This guy posts this kind of things on insta all the time and its getting annoying
- There was only one answer..
- Another hot ginger star
- Friend send this to the group chat
- The post user flair text is matte gray so itโs incredibly hard to see when dark mode is enabled
- Mmmhmmm gooroo akechi mmmm
- Beetles r bugs retrard
- confused feelings
- My friend wishing her friends Dad a Happy Fathers Day.
- Iโm glad I found someone to put up with all my gay jokes
- Weve all been there
- Girl frequently posted in this sub gets real about living with large butt implants on her ig story
- Hopefully I donโt get beat!
- Detroit:Become Human
- BRANTLEY GILBERT
- Madlad has no fear
- I wish rick Ross would breast feed me
- Owch
- Chuck Norris Facts
- Blursed_eye of sauron
- Massive enough?
- My dad is bored with all sports being canceled. I stopped by his place and put on a replay of Sandrock v Vitality. Two hours later he sent me this.
- Male 23
- Me_irl
- Wish it was real ๐ฅบ๐
- Got a text from my girlfriend and it sounds like Charlie wrote it.
- Murica: Home of the Free and Land of the Mullets
- me_irl
- Itโs her favorite...
- IDK why it is all cut out, but I made my friend give my phone back with this message.
- En barbar
- Posted by a friend on snap. Thought it belonged here
- Never forget!
- 2meirl4meirl
- Hot balls are the worst
- Cursed_Snack
- Does this count?
- Grab Your Coat Bruh
- Weโre sorry that the currency exists
- NEVER, try to type fast with CapsLock on
- Little gem from instagram
- I... Wh... I just.. Whaat.
- Hes the best
- Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000.
- Thought this should go here...
- AI bots give me encouragement to pursue my life goals
- God damnit not again
- Mine stinks too
- Glad I could be there!
- Go easy on me, its my first post
- Thanks I hate thumb heads
- I slammed my hand down to close a giant lid to our sour cream buckets at work and this popped up.
- Big brain boi
- Damn, Iโm never gonna find the one yโall smdh
- Been a while since I was this horny, god I love it
- Chain?
- Yeah, I have a girlfriend
- Female coworker posts shit like this daily
- Verification
- DD
- The Japanese are decades ahead of us in entertainment
- Using a picture of Frank Zappa as the thumbnail on a post about AC/DC.
- I am encited
- Well, do you?
- Blursed_Skype
- Fall back
- Bruh how did you miss that? She looked for it and everything!
- Anyone know who this is? Wont let me upload the 30 sec clip
- stuff like this on snapchat, what if we just donโt want to put it on our story?
- My smoke spot for the day
- Both at the same time?
We all know that one guy! #hunting #deer #deerhunting #outdoors #hunters - @ahla_org on Instagram
- Butt, Fuck you!
- Hate that
- My reaction to the final play of game 4 of the ALCS triggered fall detection
- Winter is the time for high bird nation
- Bar cook 90% of my career. Took a job out of my league, this text from Chef makes it all worthwhile. Keep going yโall!
- Daddyโs little girl
- Pulled my cock out in the bathroom at work
- How do you kill my boner super fast? Ass juice is a pretty good start
- Me and my mum be on the same level
- skinny boy, large cock
- OHH, YEAH!!!
- Dang them beans thick boiiii
- I cant believe this is a thing...
- Every time
- METALLICA
- I love a nice photo of a hot woman sucking a nice cock. The caption only makes it better
- Funny stuff
- Is this nadja diamond? And if it is where can i find more of her stuff?? Insta? etc.
- Hearing about her hot past can be so sexy...
- blursed popeye
- So hot
- Talking about the Infinity Gauntlet pipe from yesterday
- He later clarified his beef is that his female friends say hes a great guy but then they refuse to date him...
- Deal
- This is what happens when I try and get my girlfriend to send me a dirty picture (SFW)
- 2meirl4meirl
- tasteless memes
- Progressive on Ice go na be lit ๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ
- Side view
- This picture has date me written all over it.
- From โfat vaginaโsโ insta-stories: โIโm so famous every1 want picture w my sexy bodyโ
- She really likes the idea
- I wouldnt fight it - would you?
- Telling him just how he is going to worship my girlcock...
- OMG she swam at 11 pm?!?!?!
- So I might have listened to a bit of Cherlene
- Are you ok mom
- Blursed_conversation
- How would you Use me? Bonus points if youโre extra kinky.
- A swimming pull?
- Your powerlifter is back! Great response from my last post so as a reward...M/23 PMs welcome
- For size reference, a bottle of beer or cider is 7in around.
- Love him soo much
- Woke
- Rate and why (mid soft)
- Weapon of destruction
- They put the apostrophe on the wrong syllable
- All good sissies should be locked up!
- Love hurts
- [Request] Change iPhone is disable text
- My mom refuses to actually type anything out which creates gems like these...
- would you...?
- Cock Is Your God, Worship Accordingly
- Care for a monster ;)
- H&M described it as โpocket tee shirtโ with a fake pocket.
- Innocent
- natural talent [cheating]
- Getting that hot load at the gloryhole
- Guys who should I pick for custody?
- drinking and shopping
- She canโt resist cock, even if the guy is married to her best friend. Years of friendship risked for the sake of worshipping that fat cock.
- Now serving number 3. Haha
- Feel him enter your little pussy ( Crosspost r/ShemalesParadise )
- Which one are you?
- bj queen, who is she?
- Guess Who??!
- Imagine if I posted this...
- . . . . the answer is . . . . YES!
- So wrong, but so right
- Hey mom
- Sharing is caring right?
- 19 - Thought Iโd provide some scale for my huge young cock, being over 6โ2 with big hands can be a bit unfair at times lmao
- first of the night at The Gloryhole.
- Oh yeah...
