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- When its laundry day...

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- Flying home with Kung Fu Kenny today

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- I love showing off my wife!

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- All my pain and suffering lead to this moment

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- Google Maps updated its search bar, it’s now pill shaped instead of square. I wonder if all apps will get this updated design for their search bars, like gmail is still square. I like it :)

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- I don’t travel a lot, and I don’t have many sneakers, and this is my first airport flex so I had to grab my favorite shoe.

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- Buddys bad day

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- Last day after 7 years at work... you know I had to do it to ‘em on casual Friday

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- @drgeniusrecordz1 on Instagram

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- Northern Ontario Walleye

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- Nick Jagger

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- First stripers ever, I have a feeling I’m gonna be chasing that high for a long time

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- Thick thighs and blue hair (oc)

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- Perfect weekend to ride Route 66. My Harley parked in front of the Round Barn, Arcadia, OK.

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- Joey Fisher

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- [WDYWT] Let me put it into retrospect for you. 📺

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- Was out scouting for car photography spots, and I couldnt pass up this shot

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- Yesterday I joined a bike gang....

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- Even though it only has two wheels, this belongs here

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- Found a few good fish today.

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- i think my mom forgot the english language

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- All natural and expanding 😈💖

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- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes

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- My BF taught me how to fly fish and I caught three little guys yesterday! All I’ve been able to catch before is a cold!

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- Master’s current [f]avorite way to punish my nipples 😳

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- Telling him just how he is going to worship my girlcock...

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- When your subby boy has a fat ass😂😍🤤

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- Blonde bombshell...

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- The way his hard hat blends in with the sky

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- I’ve had a double lung transplant in November 2017. Cystic fibrosis. I’m healthy and healing fast. I’m off to the transplant games on the Gold Coast this year 2018 to cycle and prove to myself that life is what you make of it. #thorbloomfield

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- Who else wants to stay in bed?

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- Best memes of the decade!

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- I wonder if I still get three wishes?

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- A lot of people on here have asked if the guitars the background are mine, so here is me playing. Also, tits and dick✨

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- It had it on the back, too. (Tucson, AZ)

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- I tell ya smartest guy in the world

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- Hiked to the top of Mt. Charleston, 60 miles outside Las Vegas, Nevada. On the southwest cliff of the peak rests a C-54 CIA Transport plane that crashed in 1955 as it was en route to Groom Lake, otherwise known as Area 51. Guess you can say ‘what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’

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- Tits and lips [image]

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- My girlfriend on her laptop

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- Completely choked the dark sleeper and bell got a monster pike too!!!

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- Woof_irl

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- Florida officials debate letting Holland America ships dock with ill passengers

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- Clean Drivetrain Day

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- Am I funny yet?

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- Spreading for you 😊

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- What do yall think?

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- .5 seconds before realizing she missed the glass

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- This is the face u see when I am begging to suck on a lollipop 😈.

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- My not so smart selfie

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- On my book and food pack deliveries to families in lockdown and I took a detour to get this fantastic memory of my nephew and niece 😍 bookbikelondon has been busy during lockdown and this dummies a real treat!

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- Waiting for my bro to come over for a little fun.

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- The power of spinning rubber strip

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- Two young kids and a new car so...

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- Training bikes from a learning center in Dijon, France. Nice crash bars!

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- Blursed dent

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- Cum for me

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- Come and get it... 😏

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- Rode this yesterday - California Highway 36. Curvy road next 140 miles.

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- keep that thang on me

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- (22f) morning from my purple hair 💜

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- Does she suck her bf off like this?

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- Fite me.

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- Its nice not to have doom and gloom all the time

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- Commando jock takes gym selfie

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- This will be my view in todays trip, has anyone ever skied while tripping?

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- I took Theo Von Skydiving about 8 months ago. Ill probably re-post it anytime hes on the podcast. 8,000 jumps down and this one has to be one of top 5.

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- Skinny guys always have the biggest cocks.

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BCM-KTW. Hoping to get Bjarki tonight and then Gusgus and Maceo Plex tomorrow. - @biggiveira on Instagram

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- Finally home from work, first things first

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- Jeremy Corbyn Memes

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- Rupert Graves

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- That one time my track bike broke down and I took my R1200GS instead

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- Ugh.. this is so hot, I love this position

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- What yall think of my thick cock?

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- MV Brutale decked out for dirt

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- One of the best days of my life was my flight a few years ago on a UAL 747. Captain saw my hat and invited me up to the cockpit to have my photo taken.

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- UPS driver pulled up next to me in full uniform, including company brand socks

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- Lost 25lbs so far during lockdown. A large portion of that is due to a plant-based diet. 🌱

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- I think I saw one of you guys today at Bike Week in Daytona.

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- it just flops out of my jeans

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- Noone offline/irl has seen my dick

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- Had to make a preventative strike so that my doctor wouldn’t out-flex me

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- [WDYWT] Rate My Outfit

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- Do you like my tattoos?

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- Was told i should post my 04 f4i in mint condition with 30k miles

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- Mike Smith is in for a long year of locker room hijinks

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Tag a barber you know whos good with kids. Or leave a comment if this is you. 🤣 ⁠ ⁠ #barberlifestyle #barberpost #barberstyle #barberrespect #barbergrind #barbertools #barberfam #barber💈 #barber4life #barberswag #barbersociety #barberconnect #barbersupply #mdbarber #mdbarbersupply - @mdbarbersupply on Instagram

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- Message me to have some fun 😈

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- After failing the same mission in GTA IV several times

- I just dont have the heart to tell them to get a job. But it sure does feel good knowing they wont keep asking this way.

- I respect you far too much to sex your mother

- You can cum closer.

- Dog locked in car. 80+ degrees. Windows closed.

- I miss the gym sooo bloody much😭

- In all honesty

- Cursed_Mirror

- When I told sneaker grandpa people thought he was photoshopped

- still in the closet..

- Come sit down. Let’s chat

- Riding a motorcycle means everywhere I go is an adventure. Couldnt be more stoked about my SV650S.

- This guy doesnt fuck around.

- Rudy, a barber in Lincolnton, NC cutting an autistic childs hair and trying to keep him calm at the same time.

- Motorcycle Camping

- 120 full days sober from drugs and alcohol, just made the switch from cigarettes to juul, and I bought a new car last week! Also, Doom Eternal comes out today and I can’t wait to get off work to go play it. How are y’all doing today?

- That is NOT a parking spot

- SMH (suck my hdick)

- Made myself a Runescape-themed gym shirt

- Future footage of a chef coming out of his lockdown hibernation.

- Dressing room (x-post)

- Another pic at work

- Job stopper done by Carson at Iron Age in St. Louis

- Caught the fish of a lifetime today 40 pounds!!!

- For sure a grower here, who would think this cock gets up to 8 inches and thick. Pics on my profile if you don’t believe me 😘

- Fish with an extra eye is terrifying

- Motorcycle with v8

- Bleached hair

- Do you like them? 😘

My kind of Pillow#treonola #nolaeats #noladrinks #followyournola - @wblewster on Instagram

- I have it on good authority that its ok to leave socks on..

- Setting them free in the Bahamas 🏝

- PsBattle: A firefighter from Washington state after battling the wildfire

- Scott Hall

- Today, six months after the divorce, I decided that Im not lost-- Im just on my way.

- How does this compare?

- Unlike my short from the surf these are keeper NJ / NY fluke for ceviche, tacos and more! Lady angler for the last tournament by me this season (season just ended)

- My brother got me a simple but awesome Christmas gift

I beg everyone to go find some cold water and sit in it, it sounds fucked but it works #supernecessary #wimhof - @biffdominion on Instagram

- Seattle guy here, father of 1. Ive posted on this sub a few times. Let me know what you think.

- I drive a Cadillac, Im entitled to all these parking spaces!

- My family used to give me so much crap and make me feel self conscious about my curls that i always brushed it. But my roommates convinced me using this thread to show me that its okay to have it and i shouldnt be self conscious. So thanks guys :)

- Smear it on your lips, lick, repeat.

- 18, looking to play.

- Riders on the Storm.

- Weights for breakfast xx

- Enjoy

- Its been a whole year. The only thing that crosses my mind this cake day is this.

- I don’t have yezzys, then I found a homeless flexing on me

- Ive been single for seven years and have had to see multiple therapists due to child-hood sexual abuse. Today I just wanted to be close to a woman who didnt think I was a freak for what happened to me as a kid. It was fate that they had a special on...

- got these for $50 from my brother, I think I came up well on this one

- Batman & Robin

- LP Singer

- Since y’all liked the other one so much I re made it. 😈

- Picked up my first bike for $350.

- Note to self: wear blue jeans more often.

- Flip Flop time

- The odd man out.

- 24 years later I just learned...

- [F] [OC] a few minutes to release!

- Greetings from my room

- Wanted to get a POV shot so I had to improvise

- Wrinkly and leaky 💦

- What the frick is dis real?? 😳🤔🤔

- Who needs hands when you have a mouth?

- Paper boy hat lol

- Winter Time Saturday Night III

- PENIS NOSE

The best part about sleeping in a snow cave in Yellowstone in January? Going to Mammoth Hot Springs when reality sets in. Would love to be back for the bison rut. - @sharky502 on Instagram

- Taking advantage of the gym reopening

- The idea of sending anti-vaxxers to China to test their resolve

- Custom harley adventure bike from San Diego customs

- I like flashing my tits in public ;) [GIF] [OC]

- I was scared to check the scale but I’m glad I did! 32lbs down!

- Building manager was sick of getting complaints about motorbikes using car bays, so she took a managers car bay and did this for us.

- What up

- Getting ready for work, woke up on the right side of the bed 👀

- Well, folks. Today I have been sober for ONE YEAR. Coincidentally, this has been the best 365 days of my life. Perhaps even consequently so. All I know is that I feel great.

- my fav nude

- Now serving number 3. Haha

- Just found this subreddit. Am I home?

- Yes, I love cycling in way-too-narrow lanes

- Escalator of Shadows

- just me bored at work. got the balls to come in and flirt with me? 😘

- So I rented a BMW S1000XR in Europe for a few days... (story in comments

- A reminder to check your clutch cables!

- Finally finished the BMW Cafe Racer (my wifes bike) Thoughts? Fullly rebuilt in 4 months ✌️

- The flag is just icing on the cake

- Just the two of us

Week 5:⁣ ⁣ It’s hard to believe we have reached week #5. It’s incredible how amazing I feel. I have lost 50 pounds since January! At this point my diet consists of 1500 calories from protein and carbs. I am surprised how much energy I have at my age on 1500 calories and some pretty intense workouts. ⁣ ⁣ I have always been a stress eater. This past year was one of the most stressful of my life and it damn near killed me! I had allowed myself to reach my highest weight ever, 420 + pounds. I literally couldn’t stay awake, my body was betraying me, I wasn’t thinking clearly, everyday tasks were becoming impossible, and worst of all I was ready to give up. ⁣ ⁣ For too long I felt that I could hide my inner struggle from others. What I didn’t realize was that everyone around me could sense I was in a bad place. I am not always the most approachable person in the world, but I had people in the community stop me and express their concern for me. Their concerns always came with an expression of love and commitment to help me in anyway they could. They made me realize I was making a difference in other people’s lives and if I didn’t take control of my life that commitment to community and my family would be gone. ⁣ ⁣ I finally realized I wasn’t just hurting myself, but I was hurting those around me as well. My children became angry and I was so far gone I couldn’t figure out why? My wife explained that they were angry at me for eating my life away. Their “angry love” is what made me finally decide to take control. ⁣ ⁣ If you are struggling with your weight or depression, I am here for you. Join me on my journey and we will change our lives forever!⁣ ⁣ - Chris ⁣ - @begreatchallenge2020 on Instagram

- I want some more tattoos, what do you think?

- Happy Tuesday everyone

- My groutfit

- Living close to the Alps certainly has its perks.

- Official app wouldnt let me post. So titty Wednesday I guess. 😘 Xpost

- Ideal husband material: cooking and hot (Source: Tumblr justmenz)

- Can I add mine to the sea of dicks here?

- Forbidden gaper. Got an infection on a blister from adhesive allergy. Already been to doctors

- Hey everyone I’d really appreciate opinions and feedback on my makeup

- [Selfie] Skin be doing good then BOOM 💥 2 pimples that become Dark spots in the middle of my face.

- First post! Would consider posting more depending on feedback ;) [21]

- Thank the gods for Bessie and her tits.

- Focused

- My friend looking like a giant next to this Honda Grom. Never knew this thing existed before today.

- @gautdirt on Instagram

- The joy of not having a garage in the UK

- Blursed_gamer.jpg

- Stoopid mods trolled 😎😎😂🤣

- 🥺🥺

- New to me - GSXR 750 L1

- Blursed haircut

- Was encouraged to post again

- Just one caught on a crank bait.

- Forgive me my love 😢😢😢😢

- Go in the mountains they said, it will be fun they said

- blursed_gotcha

- Who needs a spot xx

- Love to have these pinched and sucked 😈

- skinny boy, large cock

- Dont think I am massive but was suggested that I post here. You guys are HUGE.

- Chased down my sixth doppelgänger, the collection is complete!

- Took some time off to get back in the gym! Better posts coming soon 😁

- Tried once it was terrifying 😳🤣

- Bitch, we stay ready. 🐱🎒🔮

- Who wants a taste?

- How to lock up your Honda Grom to avoid theft

- Peeking with all day bed hair

- Possibly the cheapest techwear fit ever?

- I hope living in a car counts.. (Mt. Hood, Oregon)

- I have no residence, I’m on unemployment and my favorite basketball team is the NY Knicks. Have at it.

- (M)21 :)

- Fun in my car

- Its my birthday, help me celebrate?

- Curves at a different angle 😏 [OC]

- Taxi driver driving a sports car vertically while giving me a ride

- Me and the hubby some proud boys with a sea of proud boys (read: bears)

- Who wants to claim my throne?

- I guess I happened to wear the right shirt to pick this up.

- blursed_hair

- big dicked dude

- Mum of four (f35) - is it draughty in here!

- Chase the pump xx

- New kicks new whip

- I live 2 minutes from work. It took me 4 hours to get home this morning.

- This motorcycle parked in the park

- Workouts make me stiff

- ATGATT, am I right boys

- 😷

- Rate my Gardening Meme

- Saw this sticker in Japan. Why does it look just like me???

- Tried to take sexier pic. Hope it worked 😅

- 🙈

- Positivity Breaths Positivity

- single and ready to strike up an awkward conversation that’ll probably go nowhere

- Stuck in a blizzard, not the kind of blowing I had in mind

- I’m hornier than I am pale, so DM me for more

- Pro way to check if both brake light bulbs work.

- I got really horny at work... (21)

- Flexing on the icu before my brain surgery

- First day back in the office

- How fast you think you think we can do this?

- Coffee and cock, anyone?

- My sexy man from r/motorcycles...mmm tattoos

- Did the trans-lab from NJ. 3500 miles in 8 days.

- Ive been growing out my hair for about 8 months, plan on keeping it until its long enough to donate.

- Who wants it

- North Texas has its moments!

- Wheelies and Views

- This motorcyclist transporting tires

- Movember is back baby!

- Owning a motorcycle does not mean you can park anywhere.

- Hello CBR welcome to the family

- Y’all hated my videos, but what about my stickers?

- 1.5 months into a CG routine after thinking I had straight fine frizzy hair.

- Not compensating.

- Its rather windy in London (from an FB group)

- On my way back from a Scotland trip (photo diary to come when Im back) I ran out of fuel. The view makes it worth while..

- I keep getting moved to different positions at work. I thought it’s because they think I’m bad at all of them. Today my boss told me that I’ve exceeded her expectations and that every department I’ve worked with has given overwhelmingly positive reviews on me! Not huge, but I’m feeling so happy rn!

- Do I look cute with a cock on my tongue?

- Sometimes you just cant wait 🤷🏻‍♂️

- Cum....find us! KIK: rl3some1414

- Chillin 👌✌️

- hmmm

- What a beautiful day to break in the new tires.

- Violets are red roses are blue suck my dick and then I’ll fuck you.

- What can I do with this other than a pony tail?

- I hope my roommates don’t see me😛

- Short shorts

- Solo ride to Death Valley, its like meditating going 80mph.

- 2 hander and then some

- Honk if youre horny.

- TGIF heres my big cock

- hmmm

- Road trip. Coming through Montana

- Got horny on the 15 hour flight to China. Had to hide in the bathroom because my cock was spilling out of my sweatpants.

- Who likes tattoos and big dicks?

- If you own a Pixel 4 XL in black, it can serve as a mirror

- Sometimes you just need to let your curls fly...

- One of my lifelong best friends. Posted with his permission. He did this on purpose for years, and could not be talked out of it.

- My boyfriends probably cheating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- sit on my huge dick