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- This pack of sweets has a shower thought printed on it
- These hot chocolate bags that rip open when you trie to tear them apart
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Tiktok: @kkecho
- Shout out to GWR for giving out free biscuits for Christmas Eve! Almost offsets a year full of cancelled trains and extortionate fares!
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- 5 yo niece wrote me a book
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- I opened my fortune cookie and found a typo
4-chan - 🍀
- My grandma has a Rugrats bandaid from 1997 in her medicine cabinet
- Yeah yeah just put the instructions in Yellow that’s fine.
- These just arrived! Wish me luck, its gonna be interesting to see what grows.
Gave This Fortune Cookies Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No
- Me_irl
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𝙉𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙣
- These instructions are very positive, but also make me worried.
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- A restaurant that I went to has prayers on the sanitized silverwear
꒰ ·˚puppie archive ♡୧🍼🎀
Elsa Christmas Day 7 by gaggeddude32 on DeviantArt
- after paying 20 for undercooked food, I get a freakin advertisement as my fortune, never getting chinese from there ever again.
Brittney Wong
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- me_irl
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- This unopened pepper packet is completely empty
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- My friend and I were a typo away from getting the same fortune
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- Theres an ad on my fortune cookie
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- My fortune is to commit a crime?
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- Funny Fortune Cookie
- Wife: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface.
Thrilled to be part of the largest presentation of a Felix Gonzales-Torres piece ‘Untitled’(fortune cookie corner) 1990. Initiated by Andrea Rosen Gallery and David Zwirner Gallery we are proud to be one of 1000 places in the world for this official launch today May 25th until July 5th 2020. The location I chose is the entrance of the gallery which used to be Ghislaine Hussenot Gallery who represented Felix in Paris for a few exhibitions. Not part of our current show, it stands in the entrance of the venue as a remembrance of so many great artists Ghislaine has shown in this gallery from the eighties until 2006 when I took over. Because of this it feels even more special for me to be part of this global presentation. As we welcome visitors back to the gallery, we gladly invite people to get closer to the art by also cracking open the cookie and read its message. Touch the piece and why not swallow it... #FGT🥠exhibition @felixgonzaleztorres.foundation - @galerie_hussenot on Instagram
- This text is on my bin bags
- Blursed now and later
- Huh, I dont know fortune cookie
- The restaurant I went to had different prayers written on the silverware package
- 2meir4meirl
- Someone left this on my car window, made my day.
- One of the few extraneous things I keep in my wallet. I look at it every morning.
- Self aware fortune
- Saw someone else post a fortune cookie, thought Id share mine.
- Robert sells knives. This is his business card.
- Fortune Cookie telling me to stop eating Fortune Cookies.
- My sons Happy Meal straw from McDonalds is from 1993
- My fortune cookie came with 3 fortunes
- My friends graduation hat
- My mom and I got the exact same fortune.
- This fortuneless fortune cookie :(
- Huh. So much makes sense now.
- Mask Label Distancing From Child Labor
- Two fortune cookies in one
- This Ribbon.
Eat my dust, tryhards. - @owenbiddle on Instagram
- Sorry my mic cut out
- Time to make some cookies
- I received the same fortune from three different cookies
- My silverware has a variety of prayers printed on it. Choose your own religion!
- Blursed Fortune
- This fortune I got with my Chinese takeout
- God bless the children
- Condescending tag in my underwear
- Lets play a game called guess what the prep cook tried to spell
- This after spending the day searching for a dog to adopt.
- AMERIKA
- The fortune in my fortune cookie was an ad
- Having to open a letter like this
- One of the local Chinese food places started using Kung Fu Panda fortunes in their cookies
- My friend received an oddly specific fortune in her cookie today.
- Fortune cookie inception
- Ad in my fortune cookie.
- Yesterday was mini tuna ice cream cone. Today it is mini tuna taco! Pop chip and tuna pouch.
- Words of encouragement from my cough drop.
Great quote! - @clint_jacops on Instagram
- My fortune when I got back to work from eating Chinese...
- My biscuits have the open tab on the inside...
- origami girl, soy sauce on napkin, 10cm x 10cm
- When teachers give you this
- Halls has different inspirational messages printed on their wrappers
- My coffee has a non-existent expiration date
- My fortune cookie erased 9 days from a year
- I got a blank fortune.
- My uncle got this fortune the day he found out he was being foreclosed
- I hit my head snowboarding today with a friend and we both realized getting a helmet was a good idea before going back out... both our fortune cookies agreed with us. Safety first!
Tal vez - @geoitoz on Instagram
- The cut to tear from on this pack of cheese is above the seal so you have to cut it anyway. Ive been using this brand for years, every pack is the same way, its not a one off.
- This fortune from a fortune cookie has a typo.
- My new jeans came with a hidden fortune inside
- My fortune cookie had 2 fortunes that werent cut apart.
- Apparently the microperforations did not read the instruction, tear here
- Best Western really going above and beyond with these complimentary towels.
- My Halloween candy had a Bible verse
- Fortune Quotes
Do you believe in fortune cookie messages? Even a fortune cookie is reminding us to complete the Census. Filing takes less than 10 minutes. Go to my2020census.gov today! #SD19 USCensus Bureau - @sd19senatorpersaud on Instagram
- Those raspberries did not age well
- This fortune cookie fortune that makes no sense
- Is this some kind of sick joke?
- Ads in a fortune cookie wtf
- Saw This at School During Finals
- This double fortune
- Went to In n Out and got a green receipt
- Blursed Fortune
- This kernel popped through the popcorn bag
- The names Brian damnit!!!!
- The second-to-last bag in our doggy-poo-bag roll has a warning that there is only one bag left.
- This blank fortune cookie I just got
- This fortune that basically tells you not to try anything new unless you’re really good at it
- I got the same fortune twice
- Turns out the Terrys Chocolate Orange wrapper is an Octagon, not a circle.
- Got this fortune from a fortune cookie.
- My pants were inspected by someone before sold
- Got 2 fortunes in my fortune cookie. Is this lucky?
- May you live in interesting times...
- My 8 yesr old writes little notes gor my teenager to find before she leaves for school in the morning
- Secret message in my fortune cookie
- This Fortune Cookie With Two Fortunes.
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- I love the fancy french names.
- This way too real fortune cookie.
- This fortune cookie fortune
- We got the same fortune
- Low heel sandals
- My dad has a deadly allergy to any type of shellfish/seafood. He got this in his fortune cookie after lunch.
- Come on Super Buffet, this is just shameless...
- An apparently self-aware fortune
- Ads have taken over everything
- I got two fortunes in my fortune cookie.
Feeling unbelievably #fortunate tonight - @ryantbrennan1 on Instagram
- This fortune cookie I just got
- These fortunes with the same fortunes.
- Well this is bullshit...
- This fortune cookie calling me out for being unpatriotic then...
- This advertisement on the back of my fortune
- Work ordered Chinese food. This was my fortune on Mothers Day.
- i got the same Fortune in both my fortune cookies.
- My Fortune Cookie
- Saw another fortune cookie post and thought I’d share the one I received the other day...
- My fortune cookie from lunch today
- 2meirl4meirl
- Ancient Chinese lore
- Three fortunes in one fortune cookie
- Got turned down for a promotion at work, and Panda Express hits me with this
- My fortune cookie simply wishes me good luck
- Im a male server at a chinese restaurant. Sometimes I take a couple fortune cookies at the end of my shift. I grabbed these two today. I think something/someone is trying to tell me something...
- Me🔮irl
- How fortunate! My fortune cookie had a rare triple fortune (paper still connected)
- So fuck everything?
- My fortune was cut in half. Now I’ll never know...
- Today i got two fortunes in one cookie
- My dinner is anticipating reddit greatness!
- 🦀 $11 btw 🦀
- This fortune cookie I got today
- Me and my wife got the same fortune cookie message.
- My fortune cookie referred to its self in the 3rd person.
- This is just sad...
- To write a fortune.
- I only got half a fortune in my cookie.
- Wise Words
- Bad fortune
- Im only out to a few friends. I could not have scored a more accurate fortune cookie.
- My fiancee got three fortunes in her fortune cookie.
- 2 oddly poetic fortune cookies I ate today
- Yeaaah...no
- Not sure if this is good or bad...🤔
- True...
- Thanks fam.
- Quotes
- My fortune from a cookie I got at my local Chinese restaurant.
- I guess panda is running out of fortunes
- Student exam
- Best birthday fortune ever.
- ITAP of my fortune
- The one recognize the illusion....
- This ‘fortune’ I just got
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- Why would you put an ad in someones fortune?
- Fortune Quotes
- I think I got my first AB fortune today
- These instructions are written with infinitive verbs
- My fortune cookie sums up every day in 2020 so far.
- When the fortune cookie doesnt actually have a fortune to tell you
- My fortune cookie had a bilingual fortune in it
- ... In bed?
- Well what should I do? Tell me how to live my life, fortune cookies!
- Whoever wrote this fortune - thank you.
- My mom and I went to a Chinese restaurant and got the same fortunes in our fortune cookies.
- Welp my weekend has officially got better! Hope everyone is having a great Saturday!
- Blursed_Fortune
- What kinda asshole
- Well played, Chinese Restaurant...[pic]
- Now thats excellent marketing.
- I got this fortune today. Thanks for the info.
- This fortune cookie.
- Fortune Cookie Madlad
- Blursed fortune
- This fortune in my fortune cookie
- Me and my sister got the exact same fortune and lucky numbers
- OK Chinese food, the first time I was confused, but now its getting creepy :/
- Opened two fortune cookies and got the exact same fortune in both
- This fortune I got from a fortune cookie
- Chuck Norris
- Ive been good about not getting too hyped up/ impatient for BOTW, and Just as I started thinking about looking at spoilers.... Bam, fortune cookie.
- A fortune cookie fortune about errors comes misprinted
- My fortune wants me to Zuckerberg my friend
- I have a cool fortune cookie too..
- Ok what? Please explain
- My new jeans came with a fortune
- My granddad and I almost got the same numbers on our fortune cookies
- Watermelon Baby
- My fortune cookie said pick another fortune cookie
- This surprisingly nerdy fortune
- My fortune cookie is asleep...
- A message from the other side.
- My Xmas fortune cookie is a Stephen Wright joke.
- My dad and I both got the same fortune out of 2 different fortune cookies.
- Fortune Ad
- Creepiest fortune cookie I ever received!
- Hastate
- This oddly malevolent fortune I got today. I guess the ends justify the means?
- blursed_misfortune
- My fortune cookie today was scarily accurate
- Blursed Fortune
- Yep I like how there are now 356 days in a year
- This was the entirety of my fortune from my fortune cookie.
- Looks like I won’t be meeting “someone important” anytime soon
- Oddly relevant fortune cookie
- Me and my buddy got the same fortune from our fortune cookie.
- accounting humor
- This was in my fortune cookie at an all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet.
- My cookie had 2 fortunes uncut
- Perfect timing
- Bleak af fortune cookie
- We dont even get fortunes any more....... *Smh
- My fortune paper told me I freed it from the cookie
- Fortune cookies have taken a turn for the mean...
- Blursed_fortune
- Propaganda had invaded the fortune cookie
- My fortune...
- I thinn AI bots are creating fortune cookies now
- My wife and I both got the same fortune
- I knew it!
- Got this fortune almost exactly a week after being bitten by a flying squirrel I was coaxing out of a kitchen cabinet with a chestnut
- A relative is going to die.
- This fortune cooke
- This is really a fortune???
- I love when Chinese fortunes tell me to take a hot ‘both’.
- This fortune from my fortune cookie
- One cookie, two fortunes. Same fortune.
- My fortune cookie rickrolled me
- My fortune cookie is reminding me that I price my time less than I should working for 8.24 an hour
- My fortune said...
- This fortune from my fortune cookie.
- Got this fortune yesterday - shoutout to my MS4s
- Because I dont know anyone by the name Tate.
- Fortune Quotes
- Two fortunes were stuck together inside one cookie
- fortune cookie wisdom
- The fortune I got out of this cookie was surprisingly poignant.
- Mine and my boyfriend’s fortune cookies.
- My Fortune Cookie came from a Jewish sermon.
- including generalizations about generalizations?
- Alright, youve got my attention cookie. Tell me more.
- My fortune cookie basically told me to try again.
- My fortune cookie today gave me some insight into hifi.
- I want to believe
- Fortune cookies like these
- Friends Trying to Get Preggo Get this Fortune
- This cookie fortune trying to sell me more Chinese food.
- Blursed fortune cookie judging me and my spending habits
- Saw this and knew immediately I had to post it here. Wear your kicks people.
- Blursed_Fortune_Cookie
- Which one of you fuckers lied to the fortune cookie company?
- I got two of the same fortune inside one cookie.
- I guess the UN started making fortune cookies.
- Satisfaction with fortune cookie, I have
- My fortune was a Star Wars quote
- Me_irl
- My husband and I got similar fortunes.
- This joke I got in my fortune cookie
- Best. Fortune. Ever. I cannot believe I got this.
- Humor is best weapon
- Oh.. well... okay ):
- Libertarian fortune cookie
- This is the most generic and bland fortune ever, and you get it after going to a restaurant.
- Good sign?
- I think my girlfriend sabotaged my fortune cookies.
- Ok, but no
- Now theyre worried about market share?
- This fortune pissed me off
- Just found this. First accurate fortune I’ve ever gotten. 👍🏻
- Cant argue with that
- Oof
- I opened two fortune cookies tonight and both had the same prophecy
- My Friend Got A Pretty Unfortunate Fortune Cookie
- blursed_ww3
- This fortune cookie is promoting procrastination.
- My fortune cookie had two related fortunes.
- At least youre not dead
- Former Quote from /r/GetMotivated
- I... I am the great liberator!
- Don’t get my hopes up fortune cookie :’(
- My girlfriend and I got the same grammatically incorrect fortune while on a date.
- If this isnt motivational, I dont know what is.
- Sterling Archer wrote this fortune cookie
- My Dads Fortune cookie
- I got some familiar advice from my fortune cookie today.
- My fortune cookie has an ad for the US Census in it.
- Got an ominous fortune at a Chinese restaurant tonight.
- Theyre becoming more sneaky...[PIC]
- Thanks, Mom.
- My fortune cookie had the same 4 fortunes inside.
- My fortune cookie was just an Empire Strikes Back quote.
- A Strange Cookie
