- Hurry! Mods are asleep, disband the PTA!
- Everone else gets white egg, but Token gets black S9E10
- LISA, GET IN HERE! IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
- Im all out of meme matierial
- phantom opera
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- Do not attempt sexual relations as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
- Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
- We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all weve ascertained from the satellite photos is that its not on the roof.
- Dont know how many times Ive laid in bed and wished for a FingLonger so I could turn out the light
- See my Vest!
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- icons
- ts 11:00. Do you know where your children are? I told you last night NO!
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- The Duck Song
- When rich people complain about being bored in quarantine
- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!
- Family guy quotes
- Covey Habits
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Imagine that..! Sleeping quietly after a bug attack... and Todd is as dry as a bone!
- family guy
- Archie
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Am i really that ugly?
- Am I supposed to give you money now?
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
- “Are you saying ‘Boo’ or ‘Boo-Urns’?!”
- Tom and Jeery
- Charlie Brown & Snoopy
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Sigh...
- How can Ace be One and Eleven? What kind of God would allow that?!
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
Rainout kind of Monday ☔️ - @thelocalsupplystore on Instagram
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Watching Peep and the Big Wide World during PBS kids
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- Welcome GOO To LAGOON
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- What about Krustys partially gelatanated non dairy gum based beverages
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- Ralph Wiggum
- Oh, yes.
- Art
- Ed Edd y Eddy
- [S04E08] Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin machine!
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- Bart, you didnt finish your spaghetti and mo-balls!
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- MFW I actually thought Nintendo would give us info today
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- Forgive-a-ness please
- Of course everything looks bad if you remember it
- The movie Grease is released, 1978
- Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!
- When /u/SavageAxeBot doesnt think your memes are dank
- And heres a picture even you can figure out. Its a door! Use it!
- Homer, where did you get that?
- Donald Trump holds a rally about his idea for a border wall, touting his past building experiences. (2016)
- and who could forget dear Rat Boy?
- If it takes forever, I will wait for you...
- Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mothers watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, theres mother now...watching me. Whats that mother? I have a right to be here! Its school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesnt fit anymore!
- My knob tastes funny
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Blursed_Fried_Squid
- 900 dollar-idoos!?! Tobias!!
- Cricket battling the gang during the wrestling match - S5E7
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
- I came to fight city hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy. Rattle a few cages.
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY! I DID IT YOU GUYS!
- I pickled the figs myself
- cartoons
- Hows my kite doing, Smithers?
- Find and devour the seven crystal babies or youll spend eternity trapped in Deep Didgeridoo!
- No you cant play with it, you wont enjoy it on as many levels as I do.
- Blursed Kermit
- I think youre taking unfair advantage of my generous offer
- 90’s
- Yabba Dabba Do! I like talking to you!
- March 15th: I wish Id brought a TV. Oh god, how I miss TV.
- Best things as a kid
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- 1920s Cartoons
- RIP Chuck Berry.
- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- Aesthetic
- The right cube is either not solvable or has two white sides.
- Simpson wallpaper iphone
- Yes! That will buy me some time.
- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
- Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father?
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE. TUNGSTEN!
- Theyre all covered with filthy germs! Arent they, Smithers?
- 80s TV
- Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe!
- Will you look at those morons.I paid my taxes over a year ago.
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- Come onnnn, leave town!
- When comments from a random new or “throw away account” sound an awful lot like someone you know IRL...
- When your nugs are really densely packed so you break off small pieces for your grinder
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- Christmas
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- me irl
- Charlie brown and snoopy
- 30 years ago this year, The Good, the Bad and Huckleberry Hound premiered.
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- hmmm
- Christopher Columbus exploring America (Thinking India ) with two locals (1492 colorized)
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- Unforgettable...
- Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
- Happy Birthday video
- Ooh he card read good!
- Ben Shapiro just called Matthew Yglesias The Ralph Wiggum of political commentary and I cant stop laughing.
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Relax Everything is fine
- Close to Home Comic
- me irl
- a flintstones christmas carol
- here is an ordinary square Whoa whoa slow down egghead
- Not the elephants!
- lisa simpsons
- aesthetics
- Oh Whacking Day, Oh Whacking Day.
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- Its 11 oclock do you know where your children are? I told you last night, NO!!!
- These bloody things are everywhere. Theyre in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the Malanga Gildachuck!!
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
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- Kittens give Morbo gas
- Sears catalog
- Animation movies
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- This episode gets me every time... Luck of the Fryish
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- @film.wave on Instagram
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- You did it, Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack.
- Okay, okay, we need $40,000. Now, how much do we have in the check book? $70. Hmm... have we deposited any $40,000 checks that havent cleared yet?
- Christmas in December. Wow, Wow, Wow!
- Sr. Burns
- Butters is the best of us. His heart is the size of Colorado... yet he gets mad enough to say something about it. Do you know what I am saying?
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- The Simpsons - And Maggie makes three (Season 6, Episode 13. Aired 1.22.95). Homer tells the story of Maggies birth. Lisa notices there are no baby photos of Maggie. Homer has placed them over a plaque at his work that reads Dont forget: youre here forever, altering it to say Do it for her.
- Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
- “Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.”
- And who could forget dear rat boy
- Childhood memories
- I told that idiot to slice my sandwich.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think ill order a Tab.
- Mr. Simpson! The tar fumes are making me dizzy!
- Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Homer Simpson sir How very strange, his job description clearly specifies an illiterate!
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- Bebe’s Kids!
- fumetti
- Alvin & the chipmucks
- See, this is why I dont talk much.
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- Neddy? Neddy!
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- I was so gay. But I couldnt tell anyone.
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”
- This iconic style of peeling
- THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY?!
- The toilet in this lemons cell is a juicer
- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.
- That’s ok, life is sweet. They cool...they’re the OffBeats.
- Well, Ive always been a firm believer in the three Rs. Reading TV Guide, writing to TV Guide and, um, renewing TV Guide.
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- Khabib and Chimaev
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Now, Bart,you must promise not to fall in love with me.
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- Kicking and screaming please
- Dear Miss Hoover, You have lyme disease. We miss you. Kevins biting me. Come back soon. Here is a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph.
- ART: videos/online stuff
- dio zozzo
- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!
- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did
- More Creamed corn Jimbo Jr?
- Smithers... Coffee...
- When MU suddenly changes back to positive
- Sala nerd
- Resurrection of Jesus (33 AD)
- Everybody... Everybody get naked!
- Blursed Jon
- Back you go, to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.
- Just for fun
- Homer Simpson
- Listen to Reading
- No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
- Saturday Morning
- Books/Stories on video ️️
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Slang
- I SENTENCE YOU TO KISS MY ASS!
- That nonchalant look which says is this guy fkn serious?!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Mmm... My god! A pigeon!
- Covey 7 Habits
- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- Isnt anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
- Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator.
- brain breaks
- Classic Cartoon Network Junkies
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- old shows
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- “Now go upstairs and pack your things. We’re going to start a new life…under the sea.
- Lisa Simpson
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
- Aesthetic cartoons
- the goLden boy
- Saxamaphone... Sax-a-ma-phonee...
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- gummy bears tv show
- LIVE from the State of the Union...
- In episode 3F01 Bart shows the Flanders Itchy & Scratchy for the first time, yet in episode 9F03, Ned and Todd are clearly seen in the queue for the movie. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic universe or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Book em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
- No children, no. Your education is important. Roman numerals, etc. Whatever. I tried.
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Lois was originally meant to be blonde, thats why Chris has blonde hair.
- Hey moe, wanna smell my flower?
- Let’s check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- lecture audio
- Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky all fancy free
- No beer until you finish your tequila!
- Mom, theyre professional athletes. Theyre used to this. It rolls right off their backs.
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Logo collage
- Since youve attended public school, Im going to assume youre already proficient with small arms, so well start you off with something a little more advanced.
- Hey, fun boys, get a room!
- I would like to get down now.
- Man, hes just not trying anymore.
- Now, what is a wedding? Well, Websters Dictionary describes a wedding as The process of removing weeds from ones garden.
- Since youve attended public school, Im going to assume youre already proficient with small arms.
- Systems analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst...
- You know Smithers, I think Ill donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly.
- ARBOR DAY
- me irl
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Hello, Mr. Thompson
- Charlotte Mason - Reading Lessons
- Does anyone else want to see this relationship? 😁
- Ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ＿Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ
- Simpsons - Characters
- As long as Ive got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car, I dont need anything else.
- Animated Birthday Greetings
- Beavis and Butt-Head
- SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!
- Angelica Pickles
- constitution day
- Sponge Bob Party
- Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to hell! Go to hell!
- Oh my god, hes killed the original Alfalfa!
- All these years I thought it was the Farnsworth Paradox, today I see its the Farnsworth Parabox, which makes more sense.
- Class please! If you dont learn Roman Numerals, youll never know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.
- voting booth
- this picture of Chris staring at water boiling
- Arbor Day. Plant a Tree!
- Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
- You could call them Whitey Wackers!
- BabyTv en sevilen muzikleri
- Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... you won this round Simpson!
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- Olive oyl
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- “Wait a minute, if you’re Cornelius Talmadge, then who’s...”
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- 7 Habits for ECE
- If the Flintstones have taught us anything, its that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
- /R/TheDonald right now...
- All the big words are spelled phonetically
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