- All is well... All is well... TURN TAPE OVER!
- Blink 182 - Enema Of The State 1999
- Lets not forget blue-haired Ms. Hoover
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- American Bandstand
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- Best things as a kid
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Conway Twitty
- William Henry Harrison - He died in 30 days!
- Be like meme
- Oh damn, a new updat-
- Homer, Im worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, theres only one case left.
- Bewitched
- Im a sucker for limited and coloured vinyl and I got this classic for fathers day!
- I told that idiot to slice my sandwich.
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- Flagrant False Advertising
- “Death to America, and butter sauce. Dont boil me, Im still alive. Iraq Lobster!”
- Margaret Hamilton
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. Im 31 years old.
- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
- Megan was very concerned for Gullivarrr this morning!
- Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
- Billy Jack
- Power Pop in the Time of Corona
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- Man alive! There are men alive in here.
- Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, here I am at, Camp Granada
- Wesley, get mommas pryin bar!
- Entrance Songs
- DONT TOUCH MY STUFF!
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Does anyone else want to see this relationship? 😁
- I really did it once. | Yes, Yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
- Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky all fancy free
- Gilbert Osullivan
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Hot stuff, coming through
- Everybody... Everybody get naked!
- Canada
- THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY?!
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- Inflammable means flammable? What a country..
- Another World -Soap Opera
- Bewitched
- 1940 WWll...The Holocaust
- Bart, you didnt finish your spaghetti and mo-balls!
- Christmas Albums 2 (Vinyl)
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- Man, that is blatant false advertising!
- One reason to go to flea markets
- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.
- So glad this kept popping up - now i cant stop playing it.
- Premiered my newest playmat at SCG Minneapolis
- Charmed. uh.. a-googly-doogily
- Im me?
- Actual footage of me waiting for yet another APK to build.
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- 50s & 60s Music
- Satanic ritual and chill?
- Gotta show a little love for Abe. He has some of the most memorable lines, that will just pop into my head at random, which was the fashion at the time
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel?
- Andre Show Seth Rogan watching Andre fall
- Vegas. 1988. Katie Matteoni. I was 22 she 32. She wanted to marry me but I was young and dumb. She moved back to St Louis and I never heard from her again. People thought she was Lisa Lisa And The Cult Jam when we were at the big clubs.
- All those 70s hair dos
- Who is William Onyeabor?
- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Danny La Rue
- Are you on your third beer of the evening?
- Lena Valaitis
- Brittney has a job interview [Sissy][Crossdresser][Feminization]
- Sweddits användare just nu.
- Brenda Lee
- budismo
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- My dad in veitnam (1971) trying to seal the wounds of his dying best friend, my dad cried when he say this picture when I found it online today.
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- We doin cooks now? How about The Cajun Cook! Yous gonna like it, i garuntee...
- Andy Williams
- alphaville forever young
- I remember asking my parents why the parents in this scene cheered after the kids went to camp
- Blossom tv show
- Hi, Im Troy McClure
- Tom T. Hall
- hmmm
- [INSPO] That Dylan Farnum Look
- Just get me a beer you brain dead hick!
- Cartoons
- Welcome to your new home, neglecterinos!
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Oooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
- Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
- You can build a casino over my dead body!
- Invest in the Simpsons!
- Happy Canada Day ya hosers!
- The more you know...
- Jimmi Simpson
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- No children, no. Your education is important. Roman numerals, etc. Whatever. I tried.
- Since nobody follows the rules here anymore, gib upboats plz.
- Al sharawy
- ♪ THE OLD GRAY MARE SHE AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE... AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE... AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE... ♪
- One of my childhood favorites
- This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
- Dueling Banjos
- All In The Family
- THATS IT! Im going to march right up to Al, and say STEVE! I mean, AL!
- Alvin and the Chipmunks
- Solving problems, and singin’ songs. Kids Incorporated!
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Guy Hovis and Ralna English
- Dr Phil show
- I assure you the police do not take prisoners out of their cells and race them What about using the electric chair to cook chicken?
- “Simpson, I’m feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?”
- Oh, you wanna rock fight eh? Heh heh heh...
- TA LKI N GHE ADS
- The USA declares independence from Great Britain,1776
- Betty White
- What a life
- Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
- Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...
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- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- That time Quagmire punched Cleveland so hard he knocked his mustache off.
- Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally.
- Children, Tell me when your father stops scratching himself
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- So thats it, isnt it, Marge? Looks. I never knew you were so shallow.
- Ann Sheridan
- Top-u stah noh cheezu map-u
- Simpsons frases
- Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.
- Well, I would suggest, Mr. Vanocur, that if you knew the President, that... that was probably just a facetious remark.
- comedy clips
- Tonight’s debate in a nutshell
- Andrae Crouch
- Oh look! Its the 12:00 robot parade. Hurry up or well have to wait for the 12:05 parade.
- When you show up to the Debs when youre 20
- I cant believe you dont shut up!
- Whats My Line
- These hot dogs have been here for three years, they are strictly ornamental. Heh, theres only one bozo who comes in and buys them!
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- Sir, have you had enough exercise for this morning?
- 50s rock
- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- Dame Edna
- American Dad
- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- What Im really singing as I wash my hands
- First youll need a declaration of war. That way everything you do will be nice and legal.
- G.O.B. addresses the people of Springfield.
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- So...you admit that you grabbed her can?
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
- No offense, but were putting that bitch on ice!
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Cake - Fashion Nugget 1996
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls
- Oh, Mr. Burns, well thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How we doing, boys?
- Frankie Ruiz
- Johny Bravo
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland
- None taken
- Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
- Killer score at Barnes and Noble!
- blursed
- This leash demeans us both
- Down Memory Lane
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- Want me to get the cat down?
- Picked up Goodie Mob, “Soul Food” promo press today
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Heres Johnny
- Entrance Songs
- When Ive got a day off.
- Another bit of Simpsons gold: Homer Simpson on God
- 1968-69 Ford Torino
- For the first time in my life, people werent laughing at me, they were laughing towards me.
- Do not attempt sexual relations as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
- OLD VINYL RECORDS
- Drake and Josh Quotes
- Midnight Express
- 80s Country Music
- 10 Desert Island Discs
- X-Mas Music
- You mean a spoon?
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- That hat has been with the station 20 years
- Sir. Uh, hello, sir. Yes. You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife...
- The mid 90s with Life with Louie. I loved this show.
- Forgive-a-ness please
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- Oh my, what is that smell? ...oh, its you
- tommy cooper
- Ja, ja, ja... Mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to DanceCentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
- “Lisa likes Nelson!” “She does not!” “Milhouse likes Lisa!” “He does not!” Janey likes Milhouse! She does not! Uter likes Milhouse! NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
- Patsy Cline
- birthday quotes
- A Perfectly Crumulent Board
- You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag - We lost four more men on this expedition.
- The loud librarian from All That
- Forgiveness Please
- Isnt anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
- 1971-1972 Kindergarten Memories
- Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Cmon Get Happy
- Johnny Paycheck
- Blursed_Joe
- Im presidential Peter, interns think Im hot. Dont care if youre handicapped, Ill still park in your spot, cant touch me.
- No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- I wish we got to see more of this guy
- Your usual bucket of ice cream covered in miniature pies?
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Hopefully this weather will help people stay inside
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- The right cube is either not solvable or has two white sides.
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- Maybe a potential format
- Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.
- Sir Cliff Richard
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
- 45 RPM Remember when
- Man, that is blatant false advertising!
- A picture you can actually hear. 😂
- Dont kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance hed eat you and everyone you cared about!
- Fair enough
- Such a great album ❤️
- I was more animal than man!
- Walk through the wall, i will remove it for you.... later.
- Full House
- Mac Davis
- Disco
- Guy Hovis and Ralna English
- 60s
- Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?
- Jim Glaser
- Alright Men, Get Ready to Blast Off. Whoo! Were in Orbit Now!
- Thats Cookie Kwan. Shes number one on the west side.
- You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!
- DUANE EDDY
- Me with every part of the Aaron Coleman saga
- Homer, where did you get that?
- We need some more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
- A friend, my cat Peter, and I watching Captain Kangaroo in 1977. The Captain transcended all species.
- Classic Viewing
- Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Johnny bravo
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Burger King Vintage Uniforms
- Amazing Grace
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- Oh, sorry, kid, sorry. I’m not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist’s drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that.
- You Gotta Start Selling This For More Than A Dollar A Bag. We Lost Four More Men On This Expedition.
- Roseanne (Season 1)
- Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
- Greatest Rock Bands
- Why didnt Jon pet Gho....
- Don Homer, I have baked a speciale donut just for you!
- Roseanne (Season 1)
- 1955, A Great Year
- Krusty the Clown
- Eminem addresses the controversy of his song Not Alike sounding like Bhad Bhabies Hi Bich (2018, colorized)
- Beer Commercials
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- My favourite Moe line.
- old music
- Somebody’s fabulous!
- Ancient Rome
- Perry Como
- Its time to kick some back!
- bewitched
- Hey Peg, you gotta take better care of the house, these plants are all lifeless and limp.
- Classic Cartoons
- Sometimes you have to go back to the old classics....
- Not even pewd’s chair is original content... The Simpsons did it first
