1.4M views · 74K reactions | Women change in October | Women change in October #jokes #funnyposts #comedy #women #funnycontent #humor #comedy #hilarious #laughter #jokes #funnyvideos #lol #funnymemes... | By William Zachary Rushing Comedy | Okay Im really trying to understand women but yall gotta help me out here because this not clicking in a mans brain right now. So explain me to this women. Yall are the cleanest people in the entire world. All year long. Yall are the cleanest people. Yall care about yourselves. Yall dont eat pumpkin unless its in some form of creamer for coffee or a pie. You wont keep candy inside of the house. Because youre convinced that you dont have any kind of self control and every time that you eat a piece it goes straight to your hips and you refuse absolutely refuse the entire year to wear any lingerie at all because youre self-conscious about your body because you dont look like you did when you were seventeen. Okay? But when October hits okay and the leaves start to change. Something changes in a womans brain because all of a sudden out of nowhere yall are a completely different person. Okay? Yall have got damn fall candles everywhere. Youre bringing pine cones from outside inside. Okay? You you youre youre youre looking at three different costumes that you want to do for Halloween. Alright? All of which show up show off more titty than yalls man has seen in like the last six months. Alright? Youre wanting to throw a costume party, a Halloween party at your house. When you spend the other 11 months of the entire year trying to avoid all forms of social interaction and try to get out of plans that you thought that you wanted to go to until it become time to go to and you dont actually want to go. So now you try to come up with an excuse to not have to actually go and be around people. Not to mention that you keep candy all the time in the house. Like you go to the damn store and you bring back all this Halloween candy and you put it in a nice bowl and you put it in the middle of the damn kitchen table right there knowing that we live in the damn country and aint nobody coming trick or treating out here unless Bigfoot and Sasquatch decide to knock up on the damn door. It just aint going to happen. Knowing at the same time you still dont have any self control and youre going to eat one. Well I look at it and be like thought you wasnt going to eat no candy. Well I just had one yeah at a time Youve been smashing Reeses cuffs for the last three hours. You keep thinking I cant see them damn rappers up in that damn trash can. And yall hate insects. You hate insects. I cannot tell you how many times in my life I have had to kill a spider for a woman because they freak the **** out. But not once the leaves change. Not when it gets October yall are putting up artificial damn spiderwebs all over the house and spooky **** and all this other type of stuff and all the spiders in the house looking at yall like yall see this **** Aint got the one that put the hit out last week on Charlie? She she smashed Charlie with a magazine. I saw that **** Now she bringing yall in here. It makes no sense. Not to mention the whole damn house smell like candy corn. For no reason. I dont get it. I dont understand. Somebodys gotta explain this to me. I dont **** get a womans obsession with Halloween. It doesnt fit who yall are as a person. It doesnt any kind of logical sense and I dont see it changing anytime soon. Not as long as Hobby Lobby is in business.
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1.4M views · 74K reactions | Women change in October | Women change in October #jokes #funnyposts #comedy #women #funnycontent #humor #comedy #hilarious #laughter #jokes #funnyvideos #lol #funnymemes... | By William Zachary Rushing Comedy | Okay Im really trying to understand women but yall gotta help me out here because this not clicking in a mans brain right now. So explain me to this women. Yall are the cleanest people in the entire world. All year long. Yall are the cleanest people. Yall care about yourselves. Yall dont eat pumpkin unless its in some form of creamer for coffee or a pie. You wont keep candy inside of the house. Because youre convinced that you dont have any kind of self control and every time that you eat a piece it goes straight to your hips and you refuse absolutely refuse the entire year to wear any lingerie at all because youre self-conscious about your body because you dont look like you did when you were seventeen. Okay? But when October hits okay and the leaves start to change. Something changes in a womans brain because all of a sudden out of nowhere yall are a completely different person. Okay? Yall have got damn fall candles everywhere. Youre bringing pine cones from outside inside. Okay? You you youre youre youre looking at three different costumes that you want to do for Halloween. Alright? All of which show up show off more titty than yalls man has seen in like the last six months. Alright? Youre wanting to throw a costume party, a Halloween party at your house. When you spend the other 11 months of the entire year trying to avoid all forms of social interaction and try to get out of plans that you thought that you wanted to go to until it become time to go to and you dont actually want to go. So now you try to come up with an excuse to not have to actually go and be around people. Not to mention that you keep candy all the time in the house. Like you go to the damn store and you bring back all this Halloween candy and you put it in a nice bowl and you put it in the middle of the damn kitchen table right there knowing that we live in the damn country and aint nobody coming trick or treating out here unless Bigfoot and Sasquatch decide to knock up on the damn door. It just aint going to happen. Knowing at the same time you still dont have any self control and youre going to eat one. Well I look at it and be like thought you wasnt going to eat no candy. Well I just had one yeah at a time Youve been smashing Reeses cuffs for the last three hours. You keep thinking I cant see them damn rappers up in that damn trash can. And yall hate insects. You hate insects. I cannot tell you how many times in my life I have had to kill a spider for a woman because they freak the **** out. But not once the leaves change. Not when it gets October yall are putting up artificial damn spiderwebs all over the house and spooky **** and all this other type of stuff and all the spiders in the house looking at yall like yall see this **** Aint got the one that put the hit out last week on Charlie? She she smashed Charlie with a magazine. I saw that **** Now she bringing yall in here. It makes no sense. Not to mention the whole damn house smell like candy corn. For no reason. I dont get it. I dont understand. Somebodys gotta explain this to me. I dont **** get a womans obsession with Halloween. It doesnt fit who yall are as a person. It doesnt any kind of logical sense and I dont see it changing anytime soon. Not as long as Hobby Lobby is in business.
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