- Curse you magic beans!
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- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
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- I hold the power...
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- I just learned this and am once again amazed by the writers of this show
خذ لفه على حسابي 💤🤙🏻
𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕: @𝒓𝒖𝒗𝒇𝒚_
- I think itd be a gas if you turned that magic bus around kept on truckin to our pig pad.
I feel like Gege will kill off Shoko at some point
˗ˏˋ𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙉´ˎ˗
- What a crappy candle
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- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
Mikey(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
- No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
꒰ ʚ🍇ɞ Kokichi Oma icon ⟡꒱
˗ˏˋ𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒ˎˊ˗
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
My pfp :)
♡ ⋆｡˚ {𝘫𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺} #MCYT #DREAMSMP
- Now, stars and stripes
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- My favourite Moe line.
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- funny
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- Ok, but this is where you register as a sex offender
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- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
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- Cartoons
kj pfp! (read desc)
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- Do we sell French.....Fries?
cute otter pic edited by me!
☆ :; aoi mukou !!
- Whenever I use this quote in public people give me funny looks
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
[ ꨄ︎ ] : 𝘼𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙥𝙛𝙥 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩
- hmmm
jiho
More Icons!
- You have 138% faction power
jiho
ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇs | ɪᴄᴏɴs
- Blast! I took Mothers makeup kit by mistake.
★ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐟𝐩! ★
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- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
a little melody pfp i made :D 💗
Portrait Maker 1
- Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
Meowwww:3
jiho
- Drug tests can be difficult if you havent studied.
taylor swift pfp!
- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord
- I can’t be the only one who wants a tegridy randy plush, right?
- Well Simpsie, you up for another wave?
- When /u/SavageAxeBot doesnt think your memes are dank
- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- Did this freak anyone else out?
- Chernobyl Reactor 4 conducts a test. Colorized 1986
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Where is ranger McFadden?
- I’m surprised Kimura Yui didn’t break one yet.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- I feel attacked
- Forgiveness Please
- Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?
- When the spanish leaks were lies...
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- Although it seems pretty clear that my client committed murder, I would consider it a personal favor to me if you found him not guilty
- Ill have you know my grandparents died in the Holocaust. Nah Im just kidding. They were there though.
- I know that some of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you covered with dynamite.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Futurama
- One man, no ducks.
- kids in alabama be like:
- Me constantly hearing about the stock market booming again
- Stan Lee on the Simpsons
- What’s next after the wildfires?
- I love these throwaway gags on The Simpsons [pic]
- Hey, what the hell ya doin with my money at your house, Fred?
- Sea people + sea men = sea ciety.
- 4K HDR cinematic aspect ratio upscale of the 2003 micro-series results - With the right edit, this show can still (loosely) fit before the 2008 series, and in the middle of Season 7.
- You boy. What do they call you?
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- Same energy
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- After reading the news every morning...
- SecondRedScare_IRL
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- 20 minutes TOPS
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- This runs through my head constantly whenever Im in a Starbucks
- When someone downvotes your sarcastic comment even though it has /s at the end
- Tsk tsk tsk. You missed the baby, you missed the blind man.
- Patty y Selma
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Me watching GOT Season 8.
- When Steven turns pink
- Please look at my Medicare bracelet.
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- [x post from r/Americandad] Title was originally “When someone on my Facebook tries to sell me Advocare...” Definitely my next go to response.
- [spoiler] - I predict a Mr. Poopy Butthole Season Ending!
- Sue-S-A flag from the Simpsons
- In an Alternate Dimension
- Me, within a week of getting my salary.
- My knob tastes funny
- You, up in the tree. The tall gray-haired kid. Get your butt down here right now!
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- One of the most powerful messages in the show: Dont let terrorism work
- Sneaky sneak
- On a scale of 1-33, Im feeling like about an 11.
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- Show yourself in the name of this book
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- The Head.
- Happy Bastille Day!
- blursed spongebob
- Cheers Show Secrets
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- What the everlasting fuck?
- Oh no, Bette Midler!
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Hmmmmmm Apu went to an interesting university. S.H.I.T.
- I said what what in the butt
- Gahhhhhh. Oh, hello, Mater! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known youd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
- They all look so cute.
- You can make sangria in the turlet.
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- It’s true tho
- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos
- Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
- When you play your first match on a new account
- Way to breathe, no breath.
- Hey, I thought I told you to stop licking my windows
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- not a story the jedi would tell you...
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Im just here for fun and spell slots and Im all out of spell slots.
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Hurricane Neddy
- blursed_callmecarson
- No offense, but were putting that bitch on ice!
- Ann landers is a boring old bitty
- Im not convinced!
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- All in favor of skipping the poem?
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- s14e08
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- 2meirl4meirl
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- Just get me a beer you brain dead hick!
- Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father?
- In the episode Bendin in the Wind when Fry pulls the bong from under the seat of the van, Hermes was the only one startled by it
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- So it was Peter who did it!
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- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- South Park original animation
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- That time Peter reached out to current trends for easy karma
- Quarantine got me watercolour painting again
- BOBS
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
- After the Travis Ls
- Don’t drink and drive, stay safe tonight everyone!
- Hello, Im Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so its borrowing some of mine.
- The USA declares independence from Great Britain,1776
- Flagrant False Advertising
- LISA, GET IN HERE! IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
- The more you know...
- Thought this screenshot captured the essence...
- Lisa: Id like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron and 25 on paella.
- Bobs burgers funny
- When you get Ada on the new Survival mode.
- Sharon was supposed to be Randys moral compass this whole episode. But at the same time, she was straight up driving 55 mph in a residential zone on a street filled with people smh
- Bruh
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- Mick & Rorty
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- Very strange indeed.
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls
- Im me?
- Hi, Im Troy McClure
- I havent seen any so I decided to make an Among Us meme about South Park.
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- Look, this girl is making out with a baby, a nude baby!
- Homer Simpson
- PSA
- Doesn’t surprise me.
- My favourite part of newly opened Past-o-Rama? The historical accuracy
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- Sadie is one of my fav singers in the show.
- Dear Homer, i.o.u. one emergency doughnut. Signed, Homer. Bastard! Hes always one step ahead.
- Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- Now Butters, we dont know exactly what is that girls do at their slumber parties. But if they start, you know, lezzing out, just roll with it.
- American dad
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- Hat puppets, twig replacements, fake titties, and now a presidential position....Can we take a moment to appreciate the legacy of Herbert Garrison
- Yersinia Pestis (Black Plague) - 1347
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- Donuts? I told you I dont like ethnic food!
- Blursed Fishing License
- So thats it, isnt it, Marge? Looks. I never knew you were so shallow.
- Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
- Man alive! There are men alive in here.
- This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
- This made me extremely uncomfortable
- B-E! Four points. I challenge!
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- I fully expect this to be said when I die
- Randy telling the quintuplets their grandma died.
- Ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened. Some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teachers edition in this school.
- First youll need a declaration of war. That way everything you do will be nice and legal.
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
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- “That weird little jewy guy..... Kyle!”
- You Gotta Start Selling This For More Than A Dollar A Bag. We Lost Four More Men On This Expedition.
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos
- Hey...thats not the wallet inspector!
- A turkey is a bad person
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- I SENTENCE YOU TO KISS MY ASS!
- Since the Smiths are a real family again and the season 3 finale didnt really end on a cliffhanger, how is episode 1 of season 4 likely to open?
- Holiday Spirit 🤣🤣
- Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
- That time American Dad called out literally every Lesbian in history
- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”
- We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all weve ascertained from the satellite photos is that its not on the roof.
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
- Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, here I am at, Camp Granada
- Cleveland show
- Havent heard enough Good news, everybody this year
- This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
- “Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?” “Of course she did. Who else would have?”
- This is for shooting down police helicopters
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- “Peter, it’s making me watch!”
- Murdered by Words
- Thats MY novelty flying disc!
- Lets not forget blue-haired Ms. Hoover
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Rick and the boys getting some Szcechuan sauce
- Ralph Wiggum
- THATS IT! Im going to march right up to Al, and say STEVE! I mean, AL!
- Blursed Simpsons Prediction # 9,503,375,921
- Just ganna say to thay look like a gay and lesbian couple who live in a apartment together and who Id pay to see a show about
- Family guy
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman? I aint messing with no caped crusader.
- You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag - We lost four more men on this expedition.
- Tonight’s debate in a nutshell
- The movie in a nutshell
- America joins the allies in a struggle against axis powers (1941)
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- Shoutout to the one character that never left Bojacks side.
- Poor Galileo
- As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
- Industrial Safety
- Krusty the Clown interrupts an awkward moment for Mr. Skinner
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- Gotta respect Aangs choices
- Homer?? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
- Birdbox (2018)
- When the big bonuses to enlist come back and youre in crippling debt
- Fuck the chinese government!
- RIP RBG (1933-2020). You Ruth Bader believe it
- Heehee, Billy West? What a stupid, phony, made-up name.
- A picture you can hear
- “Hi-dilly-ho! Welcome to to your new home neglect-a-renos!”
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- Whos better Beth or Jerry?
- Guilty as charged
- Elections on Earth make politics much more interesting
- Ricks Whole Life In One Image: Someone Bitching At Him While He Tries To Do Science.
- Blursed_Rick and Morty
- Sorry son, I didnt know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown
- That time Quagmire punched Cleveland so hard he knocked his mustache off.
- Lois vegana
- Not sorting by new? Youre a slave Morty
- Quagmire after seeing a porno about Lois
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Leaked screenshot of Garou vs. Saitama
- Was watching South Park and found a WoW reference i never noticed before
- Is Butters just an asshole?!
- Mom, make him stop...
- This leash demeans us both
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Something is not right here...
- template rick-dicklus
- Me telling my friends I finally had a good day
- Oof
- Getting my things back from my ex tonight. Gotta keep reminding myself...
- When someone from work says 5G is causing the pandemic.
- You know what else scares me? Everything
- When you live in a legal state
- Bobs Burgers
- BOBS
- Im wondering why Butters didnt get grounded for performing this song?
- Please Dont cancel Earth.
- I just noticed that Randy Marsh did not have eyebrows in the first season.
