- Why doesn’t mine look like that?!!
- Hilda and Rosa
- I know you can read MY thoughts, boy.
- NPHET right now
- Pokemon waifu
- Time to learn what I should have known all year.
- reddit good tiktok bad
- Most people don’t know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Here’s a little trick to help you remember. If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
- gayyyyy
- You do the loop dee loop and your noose is tied
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- When the cheffys know how to turn you on
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay! Tag someone who could live on coffee and brownies forever ☕️ - @eatmeguiltfree on Instagram
- Had to update it
- Nighty Night......
- Ah NIMBYism
- Oof 1000
- Now that’s determination right there
- Elderly Sims in 4 when they get invited to an event of any kind
- Insert any simp goddess
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- A Perfectly Crumulent Board
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Patty y Selma
- what is it
- THATS IT! Im going to march right up to Al, and say STEVE! I mean, AL!
- Big Stonks
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- When the pants come off
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Our defence today
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- “Well, I guess I’m not sleeping tonight.”
- me_irl
- Pretty much accurate
- Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob.
- I WANT MY MONEY BACC
- They can be, anyone I want them to be.
- Boyfriend
- It’s not easy being the family disappointment, but I try.
- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21
- But main street’s still all cracked and broken!
- “Oh! I think we hit something.” “I hope it’s Flanders.”
- That time Quagmire punched Cleveland so hard he knocked his mustache off.
- If only this sugar was as sweet as you sir.
- Sadie what the fuck
- Lets see if it will get taken down again like yesterday
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Better late than never
- Do you just follow my husband around? Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- It aint hard you guys
- bruuh
- You are a member of a very exclusive club, the family Simpson! Which has just five members. And only two of those members have special rings...
- Where mild is hot and hot is so damn hot I need some milk
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Nice
- I am watching you through a camera!
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Instagram tbt
- A nice little dark theme meme
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- oh the irony
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- You always feel so sassy
- Sorry for watermark
- 🇸🇦 🇸🇦
- We must indoctrinate them when they’re young
- Turn that shit up
- “Oh, your playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in.....Communications?! Oh, dear lord!”
- Bone juice will be consumed
- The obvious honey trap
- Mom mom mom mommy (OP)
- Am I so out of touch?
- 😬😬😬😬
- WaKe Up ShEePoLe
- How to know if Hitler is thinking about unimpressed fried eggs.
- Absolutely sickening
- Ooh, whats with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a floggin?
- Bart, you didnt finish your spaghetti and mo-balls!
- C’mon Sony
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- “That’s it! Photos! Hard evidence!”
- Finally.
- The feel when u are trying to teach your friend, and your friend makes it better. Its just so annoying...
- I fixed the DVD!
- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.
- I WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT,
- Now I have no excuse to drink in the afternoon.
- anatomy lesson
- Happy Obama Day, Everyone.
- When the killer isnt running any hex perks but you still cleanse the totems before working on gens
- Me irl
- We interupt this cartoon for a special report!
- A bold faced lie
- I dont know Bart.....My dads a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory....
- A quick kiss for dessert~
- Tom Hanks? Idris Elba? Ok, just so long as it’s...
- Is this surreal?
- The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago...
- Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
- now wait a minute
- Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
- Oh its no big deal really
- Side effects of choosing red: smooth brain, no spine
- None taken
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- “Cheer up, Dad. Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?” “Yes. ‘Crisitunity’!”
- The Kids menu is on the beak
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- I just started my first real job, how do I know if Im doing a good job?(HIF)
- Ooh, a garage? Well la-di-da Mr Frenchman. Then what do you call it, Moe? A car-hole.
- Upvote if you would be proud to be my daddy
- Later virgins
- So many choices and like half of them are terrible.
- Skills learned while sheltering in place.
- Id post something original, but...
- Uh-Oh I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud!
- Blursed_Chicken
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- I see them everywhere.
- The juice loosener.
- Have you guys been caught before?
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- Munchies
- In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
- File Photo
- Milkshake
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Polar bear wallpaper
- me irl
- Excited about Halloween? Share your Halloween costume ideas 🥢 [OC]
- Stewie did it before Spiderman
- I dont understand how people dont like it
- Who’s giggiting now?
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Wanna break from the ads?
- It’s not just A microphone dad.........
- Tonight’s debate in a nutshell
- The revolution will be mild
- Me irl
- SIMPSONS
- People who downvote all the posts so they make them have less of a chance to win
- Michael Martin right now
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Ralph Wiggum
- What is it then?😡
- It is as soft as it looks
- cartoon kiss
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- Good lord! Theres a fly in my drink
- Whats brunch?
- Those cans are phenomenal
- Homer, where did you get that?
- What could go wrong?
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Her nail
- Come again?
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Very annoying
- My first crossover meme
- me irl
- Me_irl
- Godspeed, little doodle...
- Sleeping
- When you just go for the points
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- SpongeBobs essay
- The vicious cycle
- Help us
- me irl
- Me wondering if heating my rig with my propane powered stove is a good idea
- Bubble gum and bubble butt
- What’s this? A HORSE??
- Just for fun 🙃
- Blah blah blah
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- Tegridy Burger: Tastes like shit. You won’t care.
- This happens to much
- me_irl
- Ready to celebrate Bastille Day
- My thoughts ever since I was laid off last month
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Cartoons dont have to be 100% realistic
- Your Father’s... resting
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Im not sure if this has already been done
- American Dad
- Family Guy
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Is there a name for this position?
- me_irl
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Ooh, a head bag!
- Aesthetic
- Happy Bastille Day!
- Ha ha, Simp
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Me in 2020
- People that camp and blame teammates for losing the match
- LOCK THE DOORS LOCK THE FUCKIN DOORS!!!
- Akko x Diana
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Im already looking forward to todays reveal event!
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- King of the Sus
- sccooby snaekes
- I wish I could do that. Imagine how much more stuff I could get done if I can hold my coffee hands-free
- YEs
- You call that saying grace
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- It is nightmare
- Its 2019
- Spongeboi Me Bob
- Just one more episode........
- Ralph Wiggum
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Medical droid: shes stabilized, nothing can hurt her now.
- Thats MY novelty flying disc!
time to take a lil break in @aloyoga 🖤 - @victoriabrono on Instagram
- Stronk
- [x post from r/Americandad] Title was originally “When someone on my Facebook tries to sell me Advocare...” Definitely my next go to response.
- Blursed_John
- [OC] Hmmmm
- Lois vegana
姊妹說這張 很像手肘對碰 笑死XD 加Line跟我說你覺得像什麼 LineID：@232vpcze (注意有@) - @mov19960908 on Instagram
- me irl
Born and raised 😛💙 - @sabrinasablosky on Instagram
- going a little nuts
- Dad, you killed zombie Flanders! He was a zombie?
- Lavender [OC]
- I’ve done it
- Nude Gaming
- Transphobia is fucking EPIC, right fellow conservatives??? 😎
- 🥚 [weep if you must.]
- Tobacco/Coffee/Alcohol free day
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- Y E S
- Coffee being poured into mug
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Dont worry. He forgets again, a few moments later...
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Need a coffee? ☕️
- Thank the Lor-- Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer! A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion!
- What a great conversation to have when you are eating! No...just me?
- Smoothie
- I was more animal than man!
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- HolUp
- Germany taking over all of Czechoslovakia instead of just the Sudetenland (1939, colourized)
- Too busty to hide college freshman gets me every time
- Crossposted from r/milk
- Looking down
- Commit self delete
- Oh, that Homer really burns my waffles! Pain is a cleanser! Pain is a cleanser!
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Sorry M.B, But Im having trouble with this character.
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Guys please this sound serious ! Help!!
- I’m not the Jedi I should be...
- Morning people. [OC]
- Damn. Braless.
- Choccy Milk +420,069 health +64 stamina +420 strength 5,000 sonic ring cost
- Mods gay
- durgs
- Min Min Deserves a Raise (OC)
- In the new SP episode Basic Cable Scott turns to Eric for dating advice and because of Eric’s relationship with Heidi Eric gives him the best advice.Also I hope Heidi is in this episode :)
- Nailed it! Got the Job!
- anime_irl
- Coffe break, SCP - 294
- Somewhere in Wuhan /s
- Tired
- Shiny Days
- made myself a pfp
- This is frontward facing Bart
- MRW when you get that realllly good orgasm where you get a Charlie horse, almost pop a blood vessel in your eye and squirt in your bed, and in the after glow you just think to yourself : was it worth it?
- When it’s Thursday and there wasn’t a new episode last night because the season is over
- Randa
- Were Drunk. REALLY drunk.
- Karen is mad...
- SLPT: Best Excuse Get Time Off From Work To Smoke Weed
- Im all out of meme matierial
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- Blursed_sour_cream
- Titillating titty Thursday
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- @pixivgirls on Instagram
- D. Va flashing at Starbucks [Overwatch]
- Teatime now
- When S4 hasnt aired in your country yet, but you see all the S4 related memes in this sub
- Son and futa-mom[red7cat]
- From Olympic Medalist to a DSL Bimbo
- we need to send rescue team
- shiny
- For some reason, seeing Cartman at this angle makes me laugh so hard
- Trick or treat or therapy?
- Ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ＿Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ
