- Told my Nana that I couldnt watch the Cleveland game today, she wanted to make sure I didnt miss anything.
- Got em
- California traffic has gotten so bad from immigration that Kobe has to fly
- Someone texting me about a computer Im selling
- Starcom has sponsorship for the rest of the season!
- My little guy the day I rescued him
- Asking price 300. It felt good not replying.
- When texts display like this. The number represents the order they were sent/are supposed to be read.
- this is one of my pet rabbits, cub. she likes to do a BIG yawn after her nap.
- Was meant to be
- When people do this
- Two types of people
- Jumin Han (Daddy)
- Asked me what Im doing just to say this. The K really pisses me off
«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram
- What a twist!
- To be fair the winter months are harsh around here.
- Ill Have to Apologize to Jenny for the Spam
- Door Dash driver doesnt understand concept of apartments.
- me_irl
- Watch out for the scammers pretty sure this is not Monica!! They just did the same with Tony IG!!!
- Want to impress a girl? Be racist! Chicks love it!
- My friends Republican Boomer mom needs her salon back.
- Im married
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- I have a lot of Tiktok followers, so creepy messages happen a lot, but this.?
- Time For Your Medicine 😉
- This is Shadow. He often stares directly into peoples souls.
- My pain is immesurable and my day is ruined.
- The petition is to get a furry killing license
- Pay my bills because I’m lazy and stupid
- The twisted logic jump from step 13 to 14 is incredible ...
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- old photo but i still love it
- He posts statuses like these on the daily
- I hate sprint
- “I wanted to see ur tits”
- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder
- yo what the fuck
- uhh wrong person (x post /r/tinder)
- r/ChoosingBeggars o su versión mexicana r/LimosneroYConGarrote
- More Hifumi
- This guy made three different accounts just to send me the same message.
- But Im just a kid!
- Two for two with this line? Also cant tell if catfish or not
- I went to gym to exorcise
- Sure, because I can’t think of any reason not to take $50 lower than my asking price AND deliver it to you.
- No biting? No promises :3
- One of the best 3 part series out there
- I would love a copy of Wikipedia on my shelf
- Who said romance is dead
- Anime_irl
- This is weird, right? I cant be the only one that thinks this is weird.
- My gf and I have been together for 9+ years so people always bug us about marriage. This was my group chat this morning.
- Im so pissed off with this sector right now. Big fucking morons. Yeah INC fuck you for voting plunderers like Bong! Fuck you for trying to bring this country down!
- [Social Media] People like this... :/
- YOU GUYS. I started getting anxiety attacks at work recently, and my husband suggested that I bring one of my plants to work. This is love y’all 😭❤️
- We might not speak much any more but my buddy remembers the important dates...
- Son accuses uncle of molesting him and his sister, their dad joins in, who just got released from prison for child molestation charges.
- Smooth name play
- Excuse my French
- He seemed chill (but I was still creeped out) until he revealed he was 21 and I immediately did a 180
- First person to not yell at me for correcting them
- Haven’t heard from her since.. wish me luck fellas!
- The lad obviously hasnt listened to Slaves.
- My husbands grandma REALLY likes my long-time profile pic.
- She said she was religious
- when they message first 😎
- Op is a video of woman getting dunked on
- Pokemon red blue
- You know what they say: fight fire with fire.
- When you match with a friends with benefits
- A day in the life of a London commuter
- [Tinder] Dois tipos de pessoas...
- Twerking is disgusting and stupid, except for that time I did it.
- This message my husband got from some random unknown PSN account looks like its trying to summon Cthulhu...
- Just came home from vacation to this...
- She finally made it to Zoom also
- How it’s done dudes and dudettes
- Shes a really good friend but she does this OFTEN
- Sometimes folks, youve got to take variance on the chin
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- Wanna be my gym buddy?
- Yes I am the same OP with the cousin. Yes this is the same loyer guy and now he has changed his DP to show how charming he really is.
- Bunny slut. 🐇
- Posted in a fb moms group, a 15 year old is starving her unborn baby.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we are in.
- I’m doing my part!
- She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise
- My (now former) friend gets upset if I dont text him back right away even though he knew I was busy at work. Check the time stamps. This is the 100th and final time hes done this.
- Smh be smarter out there boys
- Every time I click on a Twitter link in reddit
- wholesome and supportive grandpa ❣
- So, whats the title?
- I’m new here
- This is just insulting
- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
- Ah, the life of being a Female on twitter...
- r/englishmumsfacebook “me too”
- This is a hard Yikes
- Her bio said she goes to law school.
- sasha is having some fun with mikasa...
- Just named earlier tonight. Meet Oreo.
- Was taking to my friend, then I decided to be weird, so here you guys go
- This happened after I told someone I was asexual wtf is wrong with people
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- *turns away blushing*
- She set me up for the dunk. I think we have a keeper here boys.
- me_irl
- Ill intensions confirmed 🤔
- Hes fine, just a little salty
- Total prestígio junto à sociedade. Parece verídico.
- Willies, the competitor of Holes
- I had to pick up the bread order today.
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
- Woah there buddy
- Rip.
- Winning
- Fuck me man
- My friend has my back. I might add her...
- Its not possible to mute a group text on Android.
- Well, at least i tried
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- Found my valentine 🙈
- And they said being a nerd had no benefits...
- avonimentij
- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”
- Cursed_chat
- well then
- I dont fucking care how inundated they are over their $9.95/month promo... Im cancelling my brand new MoviePass account because their customer service SUCKS.
- My names not even Karen.
- I tried to convince my Mom that I bought a $2400 life-size Deadpool statue for my office.
- *WHEEZING*
- fake account? i wish
- I am pleased to hear you acknowledge me as a strong male buck.
- To haggle with me over an already reasonably priced item
- Porra, JOSE (que não sou eu, aliás)
- At least he was honest...
- This literal fascist
- 9/10 dentists recommend
- Good boy
- Pretty sure Im getting unmatched for this
- Princess? Really?
- Woman tries to laugh at Facebook post and instead becomes confused by the selfie she posted.
- Imagine being an attention whore.
- This queen’s time is finally coming to fruition. Itty bitty steps, but I couldn’t be happily vibrating any harder. I’m looking forward to the day that I get to watch my man fuck and cream his cake like he deserves. Thanks for letting me share my delight. 👑
- Have some Faith.
- My husband knows me too well 😂
- hentai_irl
- 2meirl4meirl
- And thats a fact
- Making Girls Feel Special
- *cries*
- Missed opportunity on my part
- Aishiteru
- I hate when people come at you like “wouldn’t pay [insert laughably low amount] for X” like okay leave me alone then?
- Guys it’s okay to be under 6 feet
- we don’t usually text like this
- okay
- Did we just invent subtext on chat ?
- Im colored too
- Messy Ruka
- Two in one day this morning!
- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.
- Ia- Vocaloid
- Are u like suck mee
- Guy Ive known since I was 13. Ugh
- Christmas ‘came’ early
- Bungou stray dogs
- no cat here, just a regular human
- Parents of the year
- No thanks, Chris Hansen
- How do you guys respond to these kinds of things?
- Her bio said “if you peaked in high school, stay away from me”
- Sex time (Artist-mdf_an)
- I am deeply disgusted
- Cursed_2018message
- We all got that one friend (x-post from r/see)
- Whats Europe ?
- Yo you wanna fight ?
- Well I wanted to look what it‘s like to be a sexy woman on tinder. So I created a fake account. Wasn‘t disappointed. 5 mins - 99+ likes. But this one killed me.
- Im in bois 😎
- Thigh school
- I dont know where this fits best. Nothing on my profile suggests anything of a sexual nature.
- Is she dumb or what
- child porn is trendy guys
- Found the one
- A Facebook mom trying to get to know my husband
- s/o to the dude who came up w this line. Thanks man
- What could go wrong?
- Well then. Guess I’m single
- Priorities
- I don’t get it
- 2meirl4meirl
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
- Sparrows in winter, digital, 950x1200px
- We met o tinder and seemed to hit it off pretty well until I got this... def dodged a bullet
- Her profile said: BTW i’m a brown girl just in case that offends you
- Most awkward message Ive ever recieved on Tinder
- That escalated quickly
- I tell him I’m ace and he instantly starts sexting me
- Remember Valentines doesn’t just have to be for SOs!
- Craigslist seller backs out of deal and the kitten was going to be a suprise...
- My username says Im 15... still got this
- i dont think she likes my humor
- I said one word
- I just started the main game
- Biblical
- I should do what?!
- Titles=Hard
- SLPT: How to buy an object at a cheaper price
- This is progress! My mom (who usually is pushy about having kids) just inherited her mother’s jewellery and said this to me! Also side note I love tortoises and will be adopting one soon
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- This girl hasn’t talked to me in over 3 years but thought I was a good target.
- We probably knew what wouldve come next
- First daughter to be a girl 😂
- I may get bashed for posting this, but this is just so FAKE! Posts like these are honestly disgusting.
- Uncomfy Levels at a 💫🧚 Bro thought this guy was Normal
- Aaaaaaaaand unmatched.
- Her bio said she likes to exchange dog pics, I didnt expect this to work
- I thought it was hilarious...
- Trying to sell things on twitter
- My name is my age, 15. Heres how I dealt with this creepy ass man
- Still trying to get his dick wet in the middle of a pandemic
- People on Discord... Smh
- Wait where are my manners??
- Hacker voice: “I’m in”
- Rough Sketch
- they never give up do they
- My dad disowning me because I wanted to confirm my sister was safe
- To start a computer
- I have a name
- I would like to only be referred to as Darlo and Sexo from now on.
- Omegle rules
- What did I do to deserve this
- When I broke up her name for a pun
- I had a stroke
- She mentioned her Jeep had no brakes.
- He asked me nicely, and he said I wanted to so that means I should! (Some parts of the convo were skipped but it just involves me talking about how I’m not interested because I have a girlfriend and of him asking for pictures)
- Incest + Furry??
- I’m incredibly high and have no idea what this dude is barking about 😂
- Man’s gotta eat
- Any interesting idea to carry the conversation ahead ? Really need to impress this girl...
- BM guy gives me his phone number, wants to fight me IRL
- Yea... this should work. It will get my attention and have me begging...
- For some reason she unmatched me after this.
- Does this go here?
- *unmatch*
- Guys be careful of this person on Tinder. She was trying to convince me to come round. Knew it was a scam from get go. But always try to find out why.
- When theyve outted themselves then backtrack like 🤔🤔🤔
- People like this on Tinder...smh
- Raise your hand if you think Im a prude
- My phone fell in a puddle and it just started randomly registering presses all over the screen and sent a ton of messages on its own
- Dipcifica
- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
- Didnt even think I was worth more than $130, flattered
- Social Phobia
- Nice guy, guess he gets all the chicks
- Ive been out of the game for far too long, an I doing it right??
- I had a stroke
- Can confirm. Was booty called.
- Old Uncle Drew, at it again.
- Harry Potter!!
- Least he respected me when I said no
- This burn
- Have you done lesbo?
- Finish your jokes people
- Hey
- ATLA grown up
- And now we wait.
- It worked for me too!
- Kik is a goldmine for this subreddit
- Oh my that was direct
- Princess Leia is that you?
- Me again and for a fact, Tiramisu (an Italian restaurant where I live) is my favorite restaurant 😎
- Guys, its our last chance to spread COVID-19! Assemble!
- Good recovery
- Follow on from creepy train dude in previous Post
- I’m fake for not falling for a scam
- I dont think theyre joking...
- So apparently me sexting my boyfriend of 8 months makes me a whore, good to know
- He sent me a photo of himself randomly, I think he was in a group I was in. At least he was polite?
- Do you know the Sahara desert?
- Her bio said she was a amateur fortune teller
- Her name was Edmary and she wasn’t having it
- Um cara que deu em cima de mim há cinco anos atrás, está há cinco anos no vácuo e não desistiu até hoje. (obs: sou homem)
- My kinda humor 🤩
- Thought he was genuine and looking for an answer, but boyo was I wrong. Just wanted to spew his homophobic and well unresearched views...
- I think i had a stroke
- Going to your girlfriend work just to have some restroom sex? Seems right to me (manga: fusoroi renri)
- Evening conversations be like
- Scary how easy this was
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- The way my friend texts me
- I guess he at least apologized?
- Rapid fire train facts.
- Alcohol and tinder didnt mix this time
- Kouen ren
- Dont be fooled by the lesbian stuff, that was in fact an indian man
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
