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- My thought process when packing for a trip goes along the lines of do I know what Ill wear? No? Then lets pack ALL the makeup!!!

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- Once you start making sissy hypno gifs theres no turning back

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- The blood stain on my bandaid formed a near perfect heart

- New British Heart Foundation bags have instructions for a posh wank on them.

- Curious to what everyones worst wood working accident is? I chewed my finger up with a router with a cylinder cutting head on it. 19 stitches and 8 months later.

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- This.

- Good girl!

- Gotta hand it to them...they had me convinced!

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- This package was printed with the wrong year

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Magnus and Marion

- Cute 🥰

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- Only because you said please.

- Long drive to see family for the holiday

it’s coronation day!

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- Mushroom grew in the petri dish of mycelium.

💜𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟💜

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- This perfect number 8 in my ice water

- This can pull tab.

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- Facial. Source not known. Hot cum

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Poison Ivy

- Classic

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- He was going for both eyes

- Peanut butter & jelly 🤤

- starting my AB routine/collection! :D

- i left sweet and sour sauce from takeout in my fridge for about 6 months, and it separated into a disc with fluid around it

- Stealing candy from a baby with this medical card 😜

- 🅱️ill You Answer the 🅱️all of 🅱️uty???

- Close up of a peppercorn that I took with a microscope attachment for my phone

- Pick the right product.

- M/TX/Average dude

- How can something so tiny be so strong

- I didnt cry over my spilled milk, my milk did

- 0.5% TOP CREATOR & top blowjob provider 🤣

- Food preservation

- This seal separated during peeling thus still making my sriracha sealed

- My co-worker accidentally dipped her glasses in the fryer

- I Need Cum : Conditioning

- McDonalds ketchup has a lowercase u when the font is all uppercase

- YES

- Why did I make this? lol

- When you drink almost a whole bottle and barely feel drunk. Glad Im gonna stop drinking tomorrow

- 43 days ago I posted my Jack Daniels bong, today the worst thing happened. Any tips for how to fix.

- my SOH had babies! 😋

- MY LEG

- 24 hrs later!. Dense jet black spores!

- This purple flower in resin turned multi-color

- It turns out that you can turn over the cap of a childproof prescription bottle and it become a regular screw-on lid. It even has a message on the underside letting you know its not child resistant in that configuration.

- Paying 80$ for a perfume, and realizing how easy we get tricked...

- Black Flute

- Jizz face

- Brunette babe happily takes a huge facial

- Saw this at my aunts house last Christmas...

- My son accidentally knocked my glasses into my face leaving a perfect print of my squinting eyelids and lashes behind

- BC Gold Cup...soooo basically cubes? Whats the best way to store them for 6m +

- Forbidden candy egg. Happy Easter!!

- Blursed Sea Creature

- Glass of tea reflecting light from RGB keyboard.

- Canadian girl in her 30s waiting for the bus starter pack.

- Riley Reid

- Need a shower buddy 😈

- I had planned on this being a “blacked out” carry but then I got hungry.

- My microwaved corn dog rolled into my ketchstard

- so i tried to open my toothpaste and-

- My mayo expires in mayo...

- I let this guy open up so I could take a spore print 😎

- 32/M/IT - added a flashlight to the EDC

- New video coming soon in onlyfans

- From Beyond

- Got a new stash box 🤘🏻

- I dont know is this 2and degree burn? My mom got it when she was cooking fish and oil splashed on her arm.

- Its Always Sunny Shitposting on FB has been crushing it lately.

- Cup holder and whip attachments so I can discretely take bong rips while Im *safely parked with the keys out of the ignition*

- Off-brand Wow!

- That one pill

- Must be a couple here who’d tie up the rest of me and use me?

- Oh no! Hide the children! /s

- My boyfriend loves this one from the time a blew a guy behind a pub [OC]

- My ramen came with a foldable fork

- I can’t think of a title. Please look at my penis. : )

- Woke up and felt like taking a pic. Glad I did.

- I got an interesting glassware today for my lab. Its a pear shaped flask. I know this flask is used in small scale distillations to recover more amount of liquid due to its shape. If you guys know of other uses of the flask, do reply below. Anyhow I will use this in my new videos as it looks nice!!

- Of course.

- I didnt freeze to death thanks to this fire!

- Ding dong

- How the Iron Throne appears in my whiskey’s ice cube

- The I will have a Valentines this year starter pack (not my OC)

- The beer was delicious, but I think my dick is better.

- The wrapping of these jellybeans looks like a condom.

- Lick it up 💦

- Mold grew on my drink in a lightning-esque pattern

- Cap’n Crunch b/w strawberry jam.

- And... nope.

- Taylor Jay Taking Multiples loads(see comments)

- Gary Peyton is the GOAT

- Wife selfie with her bull

- This Dishwasher Pod Came Without the Chemicals Inside

- The picture on this deodorant can looks like sex toy.

- My beef jerky came with a flosser/toothpick in the package.

- BBQ Sauce is Bar Bekü SOS in Turkish

- From Heather Brookes legendary blue bikini bj video

- Job satisfaction is a beautiful picture indeed. (Yes, yes, health code, I know)

- Ready for the night

- His [f]riends taste so good. 27

- Do I fit in here?

- How to ruin someones day in 2 simple steps:

- Getting that hot load at the gloryhole

- Got sent this yesterday, knew it belonged here.

- Enjoying it

- Yes you are

- Found a lonely frozen hotdog bun while emptying my freezer...

- So... my friend built a thing

- Hottie Alexa Grace makes him explode

- The main pus puddle of jerry the abscess

- happy siblings day

- Mhmm do you like the view? How want to play with my mans lovely cock?😋💦 what would you do with him?😘😘😋💦🥰

- I Guess it Was Too Much

- Uncut PE agar to agar transfer I made

- Blursed_translation

- Heathers coming back

- 🤤🤤🤤 it’s sooo big ❤️

- My girlfriends sugar pot

- Taken at 4:20 :) Whats your average dose?

- She stops when he cums

- Perfect cube salt crystals formed in daughters toy cup.

- My Jello cup had a smiley face under it.

- Imported Japanese tea bottle has a sweet haiku written at the bottom. Sunlight in my house -- Follows me and fills my room -- Like my own children. By Bruce Goldner

- Glues and Adhesives

- When your skin starts to peel after the burn

- Forbidden marshmallows

- The rare double split!

- Medium shirt, large cock

- Hide your kids

- Do I qualify as a big one?

- These ice formations in Mississippi fields - temperatures in the low teens.

- Actual size?

- Wish me luck boys

- H e

- Rohypnol TAKE BACK THE NIGHT

- After cooking the cursed liquid

- At least you 🅱️no

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- M /40/ I kinda like this set up for my carry!

- So close, yet so far.

- [/r/givemeasauce] Shes so focused

- Snails aint shit

- This mustard that looks like cursive

- Dark mode is the best

- A bubble has formed on the top layer of my empty soap bottle

- Both the blue and red packets say true blue valentine

- Only 1 gusher came in this pack...

- Her bfs cock on the left mine on the right

- Cursed_hygiene

- Attention Please

- My husband needs to breed me again so I have more to play with

- Gummy worm taco

- Mercedes Carrera Slowmotion facial Infront Of Art Students

- Growing mushrooms from stem clippings at the bottom of the box from work.

- You always gotta take care of your bulls balls. 👅💁‍♀️

- Blursed dog

- Left it in the microwave for a little to long

- You cannot fool a kid

- Flacid. Pierced. Veins. Thoughts?

- My candle looks like flesh

- How my scotch and water froze.

- Stoya

- The invasion has bean happening for severa;;;;;;;;;;

- shuuut uppp. i remember when i started losing weight seeing stuff like this and feeling so demotivated - don’t spread this kind of nonsense!

- Forbidden Watermelon

- I got verified!!! Time to celebrate

- My kind of crazy

- 49 / Finland (English) / Project Manager

- Just because you cum doesnt mean Ill stop sucking on you 🤤😻

- Thai Cindy Starfall

- Forbidden Fried Chicken. (Its a mutant Morrel Mushroom)

- Design looks like the sink was puked on before I arrived

- Well this perfectly describes my Monday

- She Literally Takes More Loads in Her Pussy Than She Does in Her Mouth...

- Forbidden chips

- Cute girl getting what her rocking body deserves

- Desaster

- hard vs. soft

- So these were removed from my friends mouth today... So rare that her dentist wanted to buy them!

- Quick on the go seafood snack 👍

- Can anyone tell if this is fake or not? Im not sure. Bought off Amazon

- Sorry for the bad picture. But wanted to confirm this is mycelium. My only other attempt was contaminated. So I’m a bit worried.

- Mae Meyers fucked with face full of cum

- The perks of plastic money, india should introduce it too. Demonetization was the best time to do so.

- Lost in the moment

- This was in the bottom of a juice container. Oasis brand

- My liquorice all-sorts werent cut properlym

- 27/m fall carry

- Second time pressing rosin. 3.5g x2 bottle tech style, 200°F ~2 minutes. Just straight budder, much happier with this second run

- The way these pills arranged themselves into a pentagon

- Ballin

- Hanjob leads to huge cumshot on her oiled tits

- love rolling blunts 🤲🏾

- I’m done lol

- Pretty Blonde Cum On Face

- Been really depressed lately and this was the solution my brain gave me

- This bag of sour worms melted together in my sisters car.

- The trophy makes it look like Superbowl LIIV

- Any love for the soft cocks that are growers and not showers?

- Follow my twitter for more of my soft monster

- My gallstones. AKA The Snow Globe from Hell

- [micro-waste] This is what happens when you put sponges in the wash!

- He’d been saving that one

- [/r/sexy_angels] what a lucky guy

- Redefining what it means to be a corporate whore [Blowjob, Redhead, Work]

- 14 spurts

- They slappin though 😤👌🏼🔥

- I have never seen this in person or had it happen before.. But my skin bubbled after getting sunburned. Possibly because I rarely leave the house within the last 2 years from my mental health.

- Have fun kissing those lips

- No more Pussy, just COCK COCK COCK🤤🤤🤤

- 2 sluts get their reward

- A McDonalds foam cup that shrunk from being adrift in the Pacific ocean.

- And I thought I found the perfect one

- Well, I dont know how someone could do this but they did...

- me_irl

- Forbidden buffalo chicken wings

- Have you had your first kiss yet, sissy-sluts ? 😉😉

- Drenched in hot sticky cum!

- fwb says ill get used to it, but im not convinced

- A water stain on the faucet at work

- Amazingly true

- The center of this ice cube melted into a perfect circle

- Finally! Post Sinus Surgery Relief

- The place you put your straw in on this lid is not centered

- “We really need you at work tomorrow nobody can cover for you”

- I’m a slut 4 you 😛🔥

- Rollin, rollin, rollin, we aint slept in weeks.

- My wife went from size doesnt matter to making me watch her get fucked by men 3x my size regularly after our first threesome with a bbc. Now the only time i cum is in my pants prematurely watching her pussy get destroyed

- if u squint from far away my brain reads stranger things.

- This box cutter I found in a new scent booster container.

- Anyone else miss when games used to give you these? Condoms, lube and a fresh cum sock 😩😔 literally only get ads now 😤😡

- Hot Evening ☀️ Cold Beer 🍺

- As I say..... Coffee and Cock is served

- Made a nice batch of bacterial liquid culture lol

- Roxy Lips behind the scenes

- Source or actress name please????

- Sis just needed a little push

- Nuclear submarine found off the coast of fort Lauderdale

- Since were doing drain clogs, heres mine from my sink last night. Not huge but smelled terrible. I used the old toothbrush to push a clean paper towel through and it came out the other end like this.

- Theyre multiplying O.o

- DNA doesnt link to Fluoride.

- Pretty much says it all.

- Offbeat

- My Vitamin Water that had no air in it at all

- Does this turn you on?

- Another delicious pair created! 😋 [selling] Want me to make you a creamy pair? 😘 Dm me! 💜💜💜

- Heres a little something for your cum filled millennial face.

- Pokémon condom I was sent in the mail.

- I knew this little mirror would come in handy

- Cheating Latina Gets Her Face Blasted With Cum

- The minute lockdown ends

- Blursed Candy

- Anyone know who this is or the video??

- The second time this year Ive ran into this proud mans work. Same town, different establishment.

- Rough and sloppy blowjob in the kitchen. [M] [F]

- This rock of CBD isolate

- Better than a lollipop 🍭😋 (f)(m)

- Whos up for some kielbasa?

- Got an extra long fry from Arbys

- first of the night at The Gloryhole.

- Thank you for always believing in me, pants.

- Breast pumping with audible milk spray! ;)

- High pressure molten cheese sack breakfast.

- My first Pornhub Video Ever!!

- Undecided of how she feels.

- Fuuuuuck this.

- How long would you last when youre being serviced like this?

- Whos feeling thirsty?

- Biggest boy yet on first flush.

- I was working with Extraction of Silver and synthesis of Silver Nitrate.This is the crude product I made and as soon as I put the crystals over the tissue paper to dry,the paper soaked the liquid and it turned brown in a matter of seconds.Thats the speed of oxidation of silver nitrate.link in reply

- Ketchup or mustard? [M4F]

- Entertainment for small-minded people - 2 x CapGun bottle opener that shoots the caps, 99p each. Ill be taking these to work next week with a handful of caps.

- CUM

- I have a bic dick!

- Let me brush your teeth!

- In my mind I thaught it was smaller 😅

- This is why i have my own toothpaste. Mine is on the right my familys is on the left

- In the comments, tell Mistress Stella all about your naughtiest fantasy 💋 ~ MistressStella.com

- My friend works in a liquor store and a patron forgot their clutch.

- Do you like how thick my cock is?

- Slightly burnt grilled cheese with jalapeno cheetos and generic vitamin water *chefs kiss*

- Inner eyelash

- College Girl Deepthroat 69 Throatpie Swallow

- A happy ending to a lazy Sunday [MIC]

- Found a curly fry that looked vaguely familiar

- I want to talk about sucking cockkk xx

- M28, rate away 😊

- I tried on a condom that my gf’s bull left last time he fucked her. He fills it out completely..

- Big dick doesn’t need to mean big dick breath.

- Kawaii slut

- I thinkIm _ray_ray and I embody the spirit of this sub hehe

- Blursed_Donut

- 28/M/UnemployedChef

- Hearty breakfast combo.

- Wife Licks It Up Porn GIF by dannycarey

- another one ☺️

- Sometimes, thats all one can ask for!

- Proper Sissy Conditioning

- Let them know

- After some convincing, my friend finally let me practice on him

- Break Your Brain And Go Deeper