- Blursed_infiniteNuts Guys I got you
- Blursed_carrot
- Hello veg stock. Perishables from work.
- As a gardening enthusiast I found this discovery quite amusing.
- Basically grew baby carrots...
- This weekend I harvested ALL the carrots.
- Recette pisco sour
- hmmm
2009 vs. 2019. Because sometimes excellence doesn’t need to change. . . . . . #giardiniera #Marconi #MakeItMarconi #10yearchallenge #decadechallenge #roaring20s #chicago #chicagostyle #chifood - @marconifoods on Instagram
- Herbs and Tea
- My mom bought this strangely shaped carrot recently, and I had to get a picture before slicing it for wraps!
- Created by Humankind...
- Happy Veggie Man. Last harvest before our weather turns to crap tomorrow.
Fresh beans are back ✋ green bluelake beans, purple beans, yellow wax beans and dragon tongue beans - @black_sheep_farms2013 on Instagram
- Its beautiful atleast.
- Christmas extras
- picked this bad boy from the garden
- This cool carrot from a garden
- doTERRA Lemongrass
- These 3 carrots are connected together.
- Harvested our first Rezha macedonian peppers of the year! Anyone cooked with these?
- A L M O n D
- This clump of asparagus.
- blursed_pickle_rick
- These carrots embracing each other
- Eating Healthy
- My wifes rainbow carrots.
- blursed_dinner
- Just hangin at the lake with Mr Pickle
- DRINK
- Walked into an organic market and found this guy.
- Wives Tales
- First peas of the year! Not really enough to cook with yet, but great for snacking on in the garden.
- APPL
- Vegetable Chips
- Over-ripened green beans... What do now?
- Valentine’s Day marketing on point
- Fall ; Container gardening
- Lettuce rejoice!
- Best Nutrition
Want something fun to get the kids excited about veg? Did you know you can download and print out our posters for free? Find them (and lots of other great downloads and activities) here: vegpower.org.uk/downloads - @vegpoweruk on Instagram
- First attempt of growing carrots
- Kerala - Gods Own Country
- Apparently you just put carrot seeds in the ground and forget about them 🤷🏼♀️
- ARTIFICIAL FOODS
- Im new to digital art, I hope you like it!
- Cursed_Vegetables
SWIPE LEFT⬅️ The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. They are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and Southwestern Asia. The plant probably originated in Persia and was originally cultivated for its leaves and seeds. Scientific name: Daucus carota subsp. sativus Family: Apiaceae Order: Apiales Kingdom: Plantae Higher classification: Wild carrot #health #heal #healthy #healthyfood #healthyjuice #healthydrink #healthydiet #healthyfruit #healthyvegetarian #cure #curing #nature #natural #naturalcure #naturopathy #naturopathicdiet #naturopathystudent #naturopathicdoctor #detox #detoxification #naturopathie #phyllanthusemblica #emblica #carrot #carrots🥕 #carrotjuice #carroten #healing #healthymeal #healthier - @yoganaturopathyby_kanika on Instagram
- First attempt at sweet potatoes. They are tiny
- Dream Homes
- Yam of Self Pleasuring, +50 to weapon girth, +250 Persuasion, -100 Intelligence
- This baby carrot
- This sweet potato with a tail
- Banana anyone?
- Me_irl
- Woman lost her engagement ring while gardening, finds it 15 years later around carrot
- Its just a baby
- Geranium macrorrhizum
- Vector Graphics / Illustrations
- Please, don’t be jealous of my farming skills
- Hotdogs are delicious
- c̰̺͔̭̫͆͒́̽͘͘̚͟͝͡r̴̲̠̘̗̣̝̋̀̀͊̔̇͞͝å̶̡̡̪̼̜͎͍̮̠̦͈̟̙̪̖͐͌͑̅͒̒̿̋̽͗͆͌̕͘c̷̢̢̠̘̹̲̙̟̜̰̿͊̐͊͒͋̓̄̀͞c̡̨̛̖̳͍͖͗̀̃̿̃̂͘͘
- k o r m
- I forgot to thin my carrots this year...
- [ Chili Pepper Types and Info ]
- atomic theory
It can be easy to lose hope in the face of these massive and growing inequalities and the slow pace of change we see towards creating a brighter, greener world. But that’s not something we can afford to do, and indeed, there are easy, pragmatic solutions which we can all enact in order to turn the ship around. Indeed, it would take just 1% (but not that 1%!) of our economy to fix much of the problem. Ahead of #TerraMadre we talk to Anthony Myint, chef, activist and author originally from Virginia and now residing in San Francisco, where he is a founder of Mission Chinese Food and Zero Foodprint, a nonprofit organization mobilizing the food world around agricultural climate solutions. For Terra Madre 2020 he’s provided us with a Food Talk (available from October 9) where he discusses the need for a table-to-farm strategy that allows everyone to contribute to to unfucking the planet. FB link in the comments, IG in the linktree! - @slowfood_international on Instagram
- ㅤ
- Zucchini Blossoms
- hmmm
- Why else would it be there?
- Q u i c k l y
- All my hard work had finally paid off, we’re eating good tonight!
- P̨͟S͢͞A͢҉͢͞ ̕͠C͝0̡N̡͟͡S҉̀U͏M̧͡E ̢L͟͞e͠͏ŚS̷ ͘V̨͟e̡G͡e͏̧͢T̡́͢A̢̡̛L̴̀
- Pear PNG (some cropping required)
- Scenetifically proven
- 2meirl4meirl
- cursed_joint
- They werent huge, but they were tasty!😊
- These dildos are getting to be really discreet
- Anti-cancer Viatmins B17 foods
- This carrot I bought at the farmers market
- My big carrot vs shop big carrot, takes a little longer but tastes so much better!
- I can’t wait for the new pewdiepie merch!
- My favorite crop we grow
- Packed with flavor!
- Fruit and veg
- The forgotten radish
- When space in the garden is a matter of life and death.
- My very first carrot harvest of the year! Swipe right for a sexi boy.
- PsBattle: Girl holding big cucumber
- Calendula tea
- @mobarsamahendra063 on Instagram
- Carrot™ and Sluuuurpp™ have joined together to create the ultimate drink (this post is sponsored by Carrot™ and Sluuuurpp™)
- The second demonic carrot my aunt grew
- Pickle
- Hey radish, you feeling alright?
- These purple carrots my sister-in-law grew.
- I bought a bag of baby carrots and found a momma carrot mixed within.
- gourd art n growing
- It’s really happening! I love looking at all of your pics so here is the start of my harvest.
- My mighty harvest (that’s a test garlic to see if they are good)
- Twisted carrots
- Making a salad
- Garden Love
- The natural colours of carrots
- i t r i e d
- This purple carrot giving off some creepy vibes
- First time yam grower! Looking for advice on what to do after harvest. (Questions in comment section.)
- Danger noodle sweet potato
- Got the pleasure carrot 3000 in today’s delivery
- hmmm
- Small harvest of purple hull peas
- Blursed fruits n’ veggies
- [Homemade] Shrimp in Pepper Sauce & Paneer in Tomato Sauce
- Why? Just wanted a normal carrot but they’re all messed up. Still taste amazing tho
- mandrake root
- gazpacho
- hmmm
- So... these cake up from seed as “volunteers” this year. It looks like these yellow wax are hybridized with my purple from last year. Is this possible?
- The way these carrots look like a chromosome
- look morty
- Should I mark this NSFW?
- Explorations in flameworking in the form of carrot earrings:D
- another one bites the dust
- Gardening tips
- My snowman carrot- with a carrot for a nose.
- PsBattle: Man holding cucumber
- Theatre jokes
- Not the most beautiful carrot of the season
- Apparently no ones eaten onions in a while
- I see your pleasure carrot 3000 and raise you the BFC 9000
- I regret what Ive made...
- Terminator face made of vegetables
- Blursed patrick
- Wild Edibles
- Fruit
- Pickle Rick condoms
- My carrot has another little carrot growing out of it.
- Juicing, vegetable, and fruit humor!
- Ive been told tiny carrots are popular here.
- These amorous carrots
- Ohhhh myyyy 🤭 (credit to my mums veg plot!)
- Blursed fanfic
- Fresh tumeric looks like alien grubs
- I missed one....unruly carrots—
- Found a potato under an old stove we aren’t using in the back. He’s now our baked potato mascot.
- Fruits
- The size of the carrot my mum and I grew
- So I had a carrot plant that apparently made it through winter
Last week my husband (who does the shopping) told me @morrisons have introduced a new egg box for some eggs 🥚 lightweight and rectangular so presumably with reduced cardboard content. Meanwhile @sainsburys have recently introduced single use plastic egg boxes. We try to buy local eggs whenever possible but if this represents the difference in plastic policies, I know where I’d rather shop. #Repost @savethereef ⚠️URGENT ISSUE RIGHT NOW⚠️ We’ll let you in on a not-so-little secret: fruits and veggies ALREADY have a protective cover and its all-natural, biodegradable and 100% plastic-free so why encase them in single-use plastic? Have you been to any supermarkets or stores getting away with BS like this? Dont let them! Call them out and let them know that this is totally unacceptable as millions of animals all over the world are getting injured and killed every year due to getting trapped in single-use plastic! Please share this important post with your followers and tag people, celebrities, influencers and news media who need to see it so they can share too & let’s all spread awareness about this URGENT issue to save animals from getting injured/killed by all this unnecessary plastic! Photos by @zeroxplastic Videos by @karmagawa #saveanimals #noplastic #endplasticpollution #stopsingleuseplastic #karmagawa #savethereef #plasticpollution #oceanplastic #singleuseplastic - @carrysomers on Instagram
- Food sketch
- My first 4 carrots grown ever. They were SO good. But kinda twisted.
- Thought to share a little funny I saw in a gardening subreddit
- My Baby Carrot Bag had an Adult Carrot.
- screams of the inanimate
- h y GËÏne
- Creepy carrot, first of the year.
- Looks like my carrots derped a little
An easy recipe to incorporate BKK into your daily meals! Ingredients & Appliances 1/2 lb BKK turmeric (if you are getting it in your GGF box it will be the whole clamshell) 1/3 cup coconut oil (it’s easier to warm it until liquified) 3 tsp black pepper (just normal organic black pepper is fine) Blender Instructions: Add all of your ingredients to a high speed blender and blend until emulsified. I add my turmeric paste to mason jar and close tightly. This paste should hold in the refrigerator for a month. Take 1-3 teapoons once or twice per day. Additional uses: *Add to rice, curries, soups and any other dishes to give your meal a beautiful color along with feeding your health. *Add to smoothies *Add to hot water for a simple tea *And last but not least you can just eat a spoonful or two a day and wash it down with water. 🌱Tips from Tawna: BKK is an incredibly powerful variety of turmeric having 2-3 times more curcumin than conventional varieties. There are many ways to use this paste from culinary purposes to purely medicinal purposes. One of the reasons I like to make it into a paste is because as a lot of you may know this is a very oily turmeric so it can take a little longer in the clean-up 🧼 department. It is also very convenient to have it ready to go with the black pepper & coconut oil. (Black pepper & fat help assist the body in absorbing some of the medicinal properties) - @gratitudegardenfarm on Instagram
- Feed me, Seymour!
- Thick carrot boi
- Carrot haul for the year. 5A
- Todays Chilli Harvest - Orange Wonder
- Exotic herbs, veggies & spices
- Made the best beet salad with my own grown veggies. How cool! From NYC to this. Still feels unreal.
- I picked this carrot, and it immediately asked if it could use my restroom.
- Strong buddy
- First pea harvest of the year, just pumped as always
- Growing Green Beans
- Carrot chip resembles a full-sized carrot.
- FANTASEA
- Veg seeds for sale @ EcoSuperior
- You dont get many of these to the pound! Well one actually.
- This enormous carrot I found at the grocery store today...
- Tasty
- PsBattle: this large carrot.
- This pair of carrot shorts for a pair of scrawny legs I pulled from my garden
- First attempt at growing garlic
- Carrot Rorschach
- These carrots grew intertwined
End of summer bounty and melancholy - @eric.ruby on Instagram
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- Forgot to post our harvest from my dads vegetable garden last summer. He seems to be really good at carrots!
- Thanks, I hate practicing safe sex
- This strange ass carrot...
- Cursed_produce
- Candles and Wax Melts
- Here, take my hand
- Painting cupboards
- My garden got THICC.
- My little fingers are emerging from the dark
- cursed_love
- me_irl
- The SIngularity is friendly
- Some carrots we picked to snack on today
- This celery looks like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
- Chilli Seeds
- my sweet potato is long
- Fun Pickle Lover Gifts
Premiär för Den gröne slaktaren 🥕 Idag är det premiär för ett program där Anne Lundberg och kocken Paul Svensson åker runt och lagar mat på sådant man kanske inte visste att man kunde äta. Allt är växtbaserat! Paul utmanas även av kända kockar att laga gröna varianter på några av våra favoriter som burgare, pizza, smörgåstårta och sushi. Finns på SVT Play. - @vegomagasinet on Instagram
- These Conjoined Carrots From My Garden
- me IRL utterly drowning in zucchini while running out of storage and recipe ideas HALP
- Amazing
- Canoodling carrots from today’s harvest
- Candles and Wax Melts
- Blursed_orange
- Don’t tell the Dicktater! He’ll have my head!
- The bounty my garden has bestowed so far. There are still more in there too!
- crickets
- Blood Type
- This 6 in 1 carrot I pulled from my garden.
- Carrot
- Marshmallows
Although they may not look perfect, they contain the same nutritional value and also help farmers divert edible food from ending up in the landfill! Today, we want to celebrate imperfect produce because it is the first-ever International Day of Awareness of Food Loss. This day was declared by the @unitednations as a day to recognize the fundamental role that sustainable food products play in promoting food security and nutrition. At SPUD we sell imperfect produce such as bananas, apples, potatoes and carrots which are perfect for cooking, juicing or baking! Learn how to use your imperfect produce in our stories, and head to the link in bio to learn more about the International Day of Awareness of Food Loss. #SPUDdelivers #imperfectproduce #beautyisontheinside #combatfoodloss #foodloss #fightfoodwaste #imperfectfoods #unitednations #FLWDay #stopfoodloss #fortheplanet #forthepeople #imperfectcarrots - @spudalberta on Instagram
- This carrot.
- Let me out! Let me out! This is not a meme! Making Rick a different vegetable every day until 2020 is over.
- A couple of carrots.
- Are you hungry?
- Grew this absolute unit of a carrot in my garden
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- Blursed Almond Milk
- Pepperocini recipes
- Multiplication végétative
- Carrot breastfeeding her baby
- Cabbage plant
- Another Wicked Huuuuge Carrot
- Home Remedies For Health
SPICE UP YR LIFE. If you’re feeling particularly masochistic, eat a whole jar of McClure’s Spicy Pickles by yourself. - @mcclurespickles on Instagram
- This unit of a carrot my husband harvested today
- BEAN FINE
- hmmm
- Caption
The Great Carrot Harvest 2020 is underway for team Bon Accord. We’re better at juice-making than carrot-growing... 🥕🥕🥕 #lovecarrots #growyourown #lockdownharvest #greenfingers #harvest #autumn #cutecarrots #theyloveeachother #vegetables #atleasttheyweregoodforsomething - @bonaccorddrinks on Instagram
- I created life and I call it, CARROTBLURGH!
- I picked some tri-colored carrots today
- 70s Childhood
- Pulled these crazy carrots up today!
Yum yum😍😍 - @cheese_balls_official on Instagram
- Blursed pickle rick
- do NOT forget
- PsBattle: this giant carrot and moustache
- Blursed Pickle
- Z U C C H I N I
- They looked so promising from the top 😫
- Wife asked if I could grow some corn. The harvest this year is looking a little thin
- hmmm
- they all jalepeknow
- Canning and whatnot
- Muhammad Yamdoll
- hmmm
- These ninja loving carrots from my friends garden
- Ive got carrots coming outta my ears!
- Juicy Tangerines
- The carrot that grew in my backyard this summer.
- hmmm
- I guess my coworker is a bit of an artist....
- Because people keep asking how it works with two dudes...
- Fruit and veg
5 school districts, approx. 20,000+ kids, and 4 weeks of meals with locally-grown rainbow carrots! Watch below to see how #MaricopaCounty is continuing to partner with local farmers and community groups to provide healthy food for kids. 🥕 -Reposted from Maricopa County Facebook Page . Osborn absolutely loved being a part of this project helping to be one of the connection between locally-grown produce and feeding the kids in our community. . Copy this link: https://youtu.be/KAcx_n_70rA . or the link in our bio to see the video made by Maricopa County highlighting this incredible project and partnership. . #schoolnutrition #arizonagrown #azf2s - @nutriliciousosborn on Instagram
- For my cakeday, I present the best carrot I’ve ever grown.
- Citrus medica var. sarcodactylis, or the fingered citron, is an unusually shaped citron variety whose fruit is segmented into finger-like sections, resembling those seen on representations of Buddha. It is called Buddhas hand in Chinese, Japanese and Korean.
- Allotment Gardening
- HE IS THE C̨̻͉̭̤̫̫͇̀̎̊̅̀̾̅Ờ̷̢̺̜͈̹͚͉̮̿͑͑̂̇̑͞͞O̖̱̙̦͈̰̯̭͓̾͌͛̎̽̃̽͘͜Ḻ̷̥̹̱̑̀̎̅͒́͛̃̆ͅĖ̡̼͈̘̖̦̦̩̣͉̑͂̕̚͠S̨͉͈̭̲̪͐̃̄̄̇̓̈́̕͢T̞̲̗̙̬̯̳̐̅̓̂͆͐
- Red wigglers
- cursed_xpost
- Made my sassy carrot even sassier with some green onion flair!
Its a mitzvah to build your Sukkah on motzei Yom Kippur, and this Balabusta already got it done. Of course my hubby and sons built it, but thats because we ladies are exempt from time-bound mitzvahs. But ironically, were not exempt from time-bound gender roles, like cooking 3 meals a day, dealing with our husbands, and doing laundry- my favorite! Anyways, I digress... My husband bought a huge etrog to compensate for his small di...I mean my husband bought a huge etrog for hiddur mitzvah [beautifying the commandment.] And he got extra hadassim on the lulav, which is a random chabad custom that basically makes your dick-like lulav look like it has a very thick untrimmed bush. Like, I almost wish that was a sexual innuendo, but thats literally what it looks like. Anyways, I digress again. Shana Tova! My wish to us all is that this year we truly succeed at fucking the Orthodox patriarchy, and that women who buy a lulav and etrog are respected and not ridiculed. Can someone please tell men that liberal feminist isnt an insult? - @eatingaroundisrael on Instagram
- This absolute unit of a carrot
- Lets Pin Each Other
- Ginger Salad dressing - All things ginger. . .
- Funny Vegetables
- First Carrot Haul
- Blursed Marketplace
- Testosterone boosting foods
- Friend sent me this, and she doesnt even work in a kitchen...
- They come in peas, but are they tronstwurthy?
- Artificial Vegetables
- cursed_corn
- chilis
- A pair of intertwined carrots pulled from the garden
- Experimented trying carrot seeds past exp date. The results...
- What happens when carrots are left unsupervised!
- Carrot Harvest!
- Demo-carrot and family
- GHOST CHILLI
- Garden
- This ad looks and sounds terrible
#eatyourvegetables @thesexual_vegetable @jerrysaltz - @amysedaris on Instagram
- These oversized carrots
- Someone Posted About Their Mom Calling It Bitcorn Last Week, I Made This For Her: Coin On The Cob
- Armando Testa
- Umorismo Assurde
- 4.0 leaks and a small spoiler
- Some weird kid at school keeps leaving fruit in my locker. What the hell is this and where did he get it?
- Easy Healthy Recipes
- hmmm
- 6 weeks pregnant
- Vegetable Illustration
- Mmmmm
