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- How can people be this selfish. Kudos to the son/daughter for calling her out at least.




- Oh god no....




- Ladies, how did we not realize this loophole!? No more painful, inconvenient periods ever! Just easy breezy childbirth!


Telegram: Contact @manhwa


- Something my Aunt posted on Facebook. She genuinely believes this bs.

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- Suddenly...

Satoru Gojo

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- Accessories

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- Hope you remember this when you catch it.

๐๐๐จ๐ง

Follow @chromesaine for more๐ค(begging)


- Iโm not sexist, but...


Gojo Disgusted


- Good to know

๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ฟ๐

gojo!


- Vaccine Injuries arenโt usually severe


๐๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ง๐ช ๐๐ค๐๐ค


- Because teachers care this much about the page number?


Gojo Satoru


- I called my mom crying because I got into my dream college and she thought I was crying because I hit a dog. Posted on Facebook and my grandma replied. It was going pretty good until the end

goju

satoru gojo


- Just some people discussing the debates last night


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- This was literally a comment on a news story about one of the earthquakes in CA. nothing to do with immigrants.




- Guy on Facebook talks up Apple

Gojo Satoru || Jujutsu Kaisen || ๐

@funkygirlfriend on ig


- Innovation has reached itโs peak. The future is now.

๐๐จ๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฎ



- Er..what? No. I do not agree with that.

Satoru Gojo



- Where can I find Olive Garden like Italian food in Venice or Florence

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- Children first!11!!1!11

gojo satoru

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- Absolutely nailed it


Gojo Satoru


- miNNEsOTaS HenNEpiN CoUNTy shErIfFS OfFICE TRiCKS ofFICERs witH AWard ONly To ExecUtE THem

gojo

Bojo Satoru


- What a Romantic, and What a Lucky Girl




- Yikes!

๐๐จ๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฎ | ๐๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐๐

these are so unfunny but theyโre fun to make


- Black Lives Matter (and other racial issues)

๐๐ผ๐ท๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ โ !



- I wanted to do r/oddlyterrifying but this feels like a better fit


- Fun Fact Friday


- Talking about Odummer doesnโt count as disrespect. Also Iโm super angry in general, but thatโs something else.


- Got out of jail and cant see his kid.


- Heavy construction zone


- We dont have that where I live.


Did you know @griffithuniversity has partnered with international #vaccine manufacture๐ฎ๐ณ Immunologicals to join the global search for a viable vaccine against #COVID19 Long live the ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ณ #Dosti ๐งฟ. @aushcindia #india #Australia #IES2035 Read below๐๐พ on @brisbane_times https://amp.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/griffith-university-partners-with-indian-firm-for-covid-19-vaccine-20200903-p55s65.html?__twitter_impression=true - @wired_global on Instagram


- Christine wants to eat people.


- Guy kills BP


- felt like this belonged here


- How did every doctors office have one of these?


- Context: a drunk male on a flight started throwing punches, an uninvolved female passenger was caught in the crossfire and struck. Both commenting are males.


- This happened to a friend of mine last night...


- 10 year old who delivered her rapistโs baby is also at fault, apparently.


- Cover Bills what?


- Awesome People


- Thats a lot of damage.


- Property Art


- Rock is bad remember


- Well, Karen blocked me


- โStop chasing my sonโ


- Using the wrong tool for the job.


- Local women fakes pregnancy, then having a child for 5 months just to fuck over her ex. It worked, we all believed her. Real mom finds out and baby faker comes clean.


- And then all the disposed fetuses clapped


- How can people... Im speechless


- Found a wild one. Her name is even Karen!


- I dont know if this was posted before, but it made me love kids even more ๐ญ


- The future is now


- Lunacy at its finest.


- Baby Feeding Bottles and Sets


- Also, can you imagine thinking that to not support this man means youre against the entire country?


- I discovered this


- Gay men are jealous of strap on


- OP just finished stealing someone elseโs work


- Umm... ok


- Why do I even keep these?


- Right above the head


- This Virus has business BOOMING !


- Smh


- Beware of the Devils Doorbell!


- Nipple v. Butthole... (OP is a Satire Site for Women)


- Fined for being a woman


- Cite your source please?


- This virus is really bringing out the racists, isnt it


- Your fear of nerve damage, blindness, and kidney failure is just fat phobia....


- Comebacks


- blursed_teeths


- Im sorry what?!!


- He doesnt meet womens standards


- Truly a sad but wholesome moment.


@beingbernz gets me // anyone else? - @healthycourt_ on Instagram


- WHY IS THIS NOT NEWS?! She said, as she linked an article from CNN.


- Must be the monay


- โiโm an obesity researcherโ โdiets donโt workโ ????


- When I told him these things have absolutely nothing to do with each other he called me the โthought policeโ


- Chicken pyjamas


- He can dodge riot batons and tornado kicks, you know.


- Sorry ladies.


- Solid advice from r/askreddit


- I can see why some would be upset but let me remind you, they are just emojis and bitmojis. First world problems at its finest.


- Life without queso


- The earth could be beautiful, if it werent for POS like these


- Flu shot


- Why would we ever need science?


- CCTV


- Holy false equivalence batman


- That is NOT how DNA works.


- Get all the help you need! (even if youโve been cheating the system for profit already)


- What could it be


- Jackie has ruined hog roasts forever


- Dentistry for Kids


- Am I crazy or no?


- Do not use reliable sources! Only feminist ones!


- Apologies for double posting in a single day


- The polio means itโs working


- Racist kids yelling at Native Americans Veterans. Are you great again yet?

- The Yahoo News comment section is such a cesspool

- Oh my fucking God.

- The fact that people use the immeasurable pain of a 6 year old just to campaign their nonfactual beliefs discusts me.

- We noobs be struggling! Honestly something like that is bound to happen.

Mais um avanรงo que salvara vidas dos pacientes internados com CoViD 19 O medicamento reduziu as mortes em cerca de um terรงo nos pacientes que usavam ventiladores devido ร infecรงรฃo por coronavรญrus. Mas ATENรรO, esse esterรณide nรฃo teve efeito em pessoas com casos leves de COVID-19 - aqueles que nรฃo receberam oxigรชnio ou ventilaรงรฃo... logo, nรฃo deve ser utilizado como medida profilรกtica ou em pacientes apenas com suspeita ou quadros leves. . . Beigel, J. H.ย et al.ย N. Engl. J. Med.ย https://doi.org/10.1056/NEJMoa2007764 (2020). - @drpaulourbano on Instagram

- Me_irl

- Black Friday Deals...

(I do want my kids very much ๐) BUT, staying on topic- Gender is a Social Construct, AND gender reveals are a targeted Right Wing response to the Trans Rights movement. Essentially these are the All Lives Matter folks taunting people they are actively bullying & dehumanizing for no reason other than they are ignorant bullies. Fuck Gender Reveal Parties. Love yall. Thats all. ๐ป๐น๐ผ๐ต๐บ . . . . . #GenderReveal #GenderEquality #genderisasocialconstruct #Progressive #Feminist #Resist #SocialJustice #HealthcareisaHumanRight #LGBTQAlly #LoveisLove #NoRoomForHate #IntersectionalFeminism #WereInThisTogether #Revolution #SocialDemocracy #YouBelongHere #YouAreBeautiful - @feministtherapist on Instagram

- Theyre saying the quiet part out loud now.

- A+ Parent

- This reply is damaging to brain

- Found one in the wild!

- Youre not really depressed if you make jokes about it to cope...

- Interesting how Our Body, Our rights doesnt apply here

- The gap

- they had us in the first half not gonna lie

- Gatekeeping mental illness because brains (Re-Upload)

- Forbidden Gummy Worms

- Thanos: I need the infinity stones to kill half of the living things! Antivaxxers: Hold my beer...

- Had to share the speech with my mini troll in hopes to strengthen her inner self worth. I know mine isnt all it is cracked up to be.

- Adhd brain

- Parent Humor

- Im at loss for words

- The celebrity they are discussing is well over 300 pounds. Thereโs no way she was born to naturally be 300 pounds.

- Hell yeah, grandma

- Some real gems on twitter

- Hero stories

- Global Market

- Invest in Chinese. Funny comment I found on FB.

- APA Style and Format

- How proud are you of your state?

- ........well this seems oddly familiar

- Im a murderer. Happy New Year.

- Wishing your child doesnt die is selfish now.

- Weird indeed...

- TiA + FatLogic rolled into one

#TRUTH!! *Can you relate dear Supermoms, families & friends? ๐๐ PS. Iโm dispelling the negative, judgmental terminology. Instead of โlimited areas of interest,โ which I hear often, and in my mind it implies that something is seriously wrong.... Instead, I am saying โareas of superior interest.โ Iโm thinking itโs a better angle to take @autismsupermoms. #adhd #autism #dualdiagnosis #comornidity #hyperfocus #focus #detailorientated #visuallearner #highlyobservant #areasofsuperiorinterest #autismsupermoms #community #magazine #minimivementforpositivechange * Thank you to FB, Michael McCleary for this meme, see via @asdcareerpathways. All credits are as shown. * https://linktr.ee/autismsupermoms - @autismsupermoms on Instagram

- Speechless quotes

- Opposite World, Again!

- Apparently shampoo is toxic now

- The hunbots are turning on each other...

- Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5

- Why... just why...

- Living Navy Style

- No more The Loud House cartoon

Hitting The @dailymail Down syndrome rocks ๐๐ #wouldntchangeathing #downsyndrome #amazing #modelling #modellingagency #modellingshoot @zebedee_management @mypura @ashleybanjogram #baby #toddlerlife #ecofriendly #mypura - @lenny_rooney_zebedeemodel on Instagram

- If you want goggles, bring your goggles!

- Gonna be a good day ;)

- My favorite part of Dumb and Dumber was when they talked about government ethnic cleansing.

- People that use of rather than have

- PSA: women who breast feed are CHILD MOLESTERS.

- What is preparation for $500

- Holy mother of false equivalencies

- Whoda thunk it?

- Not a bot account

- Breakfast of champions

- Anti-vaxxers are so special.

- Imagine assaulting your own child.

- Heโs a โsergeantโ in a fake militia, and can shoot 200 yards!

- Flip the Script: No consequences for her

- TFW when youโre a nutrition major who doesnโt actually want to learn anything about nutrition

- Can you all please stop hating on Hitler?

- wow

- Down, not out

- Beauty

- Her baby daddy know her very well

- Baby monitors are part of a program to make us sterile

- She ended this manโs whole career.

- Hire that man!

- Hey i let my daughter point at a globe in a store so i can make up a bullshit story online!

- ewwwww

- Theyโre on to us.

- Geez

- And then everybody clapped

- I predict a meltdown in her near future

- People B. Crazy

- Preemie baby is a total wuss that I would destroy with a real fist bump

- Me irl

- The person who did this

- On my Facebook today. Im Autistic and high risk for Covid-19. ๐ These people ๐

- Baby food and accessories

- Now thats a REAL epic gamer moment

- Well then

- Complements of my brothers Instagram

- sounds about right...

- This Google ad

- I feel bad for his wife

- Those damn towers using all our oxygen

- Hop tip

- She got it from the DNA in aborted fetal cells

- Iโm pretty sure this isnโt religious...

- Man complains about getting caught breaking the law

- No wonder her deodorant doesnโt work. Iโd hate to see how she uses toilet paper.

- +Jews!

Children are human, they have emotions, they hurt and they feel pain, they are not for anyone to treat like a property. Many people are in therapy because their parents raised them this way, they shouted at them instead of communicating with love which silenced their voice, they beat them instead of finding alternative ways to show them that a actions have consequences which has them living in fear and anxious around making mistakes or failing, they embarrassed them to teach them a lesson which makes them tolerate abuse and humiliation later in life from people in their lives, they asked them things like where is the other 1 percent when they did their best instead of affirming and celebrating them and helping them do better which makes them seek external validation and struggle to celebrate themselves. I could go on and on about how parenting like how most of our parents did affects us later on in life, if we are to create a less violent generation as Africans (and other nationalities), that is thriving holistically we have to unlearn some of the things that our parents taught us through and how they raised us if it is not serving us fully. We have to remember how it made us feel and want better for our kids, our parents didnt have the resources but we do and we can do better. Conscious parenting is not easy, it requires more intentionality, patience, learning and unlearning but it is worth it. Dont just give your kids a better life financially, give them something better holistically, you will heal yourself in the process. _________________๐ฑ #consciousliving #consciousness ##Wellnesscoach #wellness #lifecoach #twinsouls #spiritualawakening #enlightenment #positivevibes #supersoulsunday #relationships #lifecoachjohannesburg #intuition #selflove #purpose #healingtrauma #selfcare #manifest #Forgiveness #traumahealing #innerwork #twinsoul #spiritualquotes #boundaries #yvettealoe #yvetteratshikhopha - @yvette_aloe on Instagram

- I hate anti-vaxxers

- Found it on a friends FB page.

- Youโre so wise...

- My gosh if only there was SOMETHING out there that could help prevent pertussis....ugh, if only.

- Kare thinks Kraenism is Racism

- Interactive desks

- Oh yeah, cause medical professionals donโt risk their lives and loved ones fighting coronavirus

- FEEST โ๏ธ kerst

- Karen wants to sue the kids ...

- The city of Tuscaloosa calling out the Karens

Kindness comes in all shapes and sizesย โจ - @kindclothingstore on Instagram

- She keeps biting on it...

- Foul mouthed melt down over crisps and alcohol

- we use advanced machine learning to detect adult content

- Countries where you cant drink tap water. Philippine water concessionaires were charging its consumers to provide drinkable water, yet they failed to do so.

- Disgusting

- Now weโve resorted to comparing Monat to Tiffany&Co. #leavemyhairalone

- Interesting aint it?

- Praise vaccines amen

- Thank you, Isaac Newtown, for inventing Internet.

- Oh Look a Twofer

- Priorities people!

- if only we could do this irl

- Toxic Masculinity isnt the problem. Lack of Masculinity is.

- Not impressed bt the precious children.

- Fake ads at the end of news articles - clicking it just me to a search page

- We work on finding cures for childhood cancer AND work on defeating measles (which you brought back) simultaneously.

- JUST FUCKING VACCINATE YOUR KIDS.

- Back to school

- More antivax insanerisms.

- Victim blaming misogynist

- BLUE LOKAI

- Anti-masker thinks wearing a mask is bad for your health.

- Silicone cupping

- Your first defense

- Police are involved

- autism awareness

This is SO. IT. ๐๐ผ @rabbidanyaruttenberg - @leahmattfield on Instagram

- If you take more than 90 seconds at an atm youโre a maggot

- Greatest Mother-In-Law ever award goes to this woman.

- BAM! political

How Do School Lunches Affect Child Development? Dr. Navin Bhatia Senior Consultant Pediatrician, Diabetologist and Pediatric Intensivist M.B.B.S D.C.H D.N.B (Pediatrics) F.I.C.M MNAMS Fellowship and Diploma in Diabetes. M- 9873524270 #babyweight #children #childcare #childhood #childawareness #babylove #babydiet #healthyliving #daychallenge #transformation #diet #slimmingworld #onediet #nutritionallycomplete #onetoonesuppport #goals #DidYouKnow #drnavin #Gurgaon #pediatrician - @drnavinbhatia_pediatrician on Instagram

- Bro I think Iโm gonna be sick

- Letโs refuse to continue making film that works in millions of existing Polaroid cameras since the โ60s and offer film that only works in our camera. Hey, people want bigger film, lets make some thatโs almost the same as what we were originally making.

- And on tonight of โthis never happenedโ...

- Attagirl, Karen

- Blursed_forbiddenknowledge

- Quick! I need someone to remind me why I dont want my son to get his vaccines.

- 2 Pandemic, 1 Metal guy.

- [Sanity] There is no question that we are waist-deep in a childhood obesity problem, but this is not a childs problem, this is an adult problem.

So if these are reliable sources which I cannot judge based on the fact that the fkn sources are anonymous, Cherry should be pregnant and give birth soon. BUT Iโm not even excited about it because the sun has absolutely no fkn limits to what to post and not, this subject is personal and WASNT shared with the world for a reason so why does a news website think they have the right to put this out? Itโs just disgusting, both of The Sun to publish this and to the friend who fucking leaked the news to the articleโs writer. Anyways, good morning - @gingerjesuss on Instagram

- 12 years in cool land ๐

- Baby Stuff

- Bringing up Bebe

- Healthy Babies (and New Moms!)

- Autism

- Thoughts?

- A mombie on Twitter complained how high her hospital bills were after giving birth and how expensive raising a child is. She got this response:

- Worth the monkey

- BABY QUOTES

- To infinity and beyond

- Its a shame Anti-Vaxxers have to be shown the consequences of their actions before they reconsider their stance.

Following our reopening weekend we were delighted to have a SELLOUT๐ฅ๐ฅ weekend at ALL CIRCUITS and that our new COVID-19 safety measures were well received, made clear by the glowing feedback sent to us by customers๐ See what theyre saying: www.daytona.co.uk - @daytonamsport on Instagram

- ......what?

- Not Craigslist, but WTH

- Good analogy

- hmmm

- Baby Shower Ideas

- Larry, your kind lost. Im proud of my country.

- Gold Pills

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- Just spend 80 dollars to count towards for a blanket..

- If you see things that arent there or imagine vaccine injuries everywhere, you should probably see a psychiatrist.

- Just what the fuck

In case you needed a reminder about the value of #andmother ... โ โ .โ โ . โ โ ๐ and ๐ท from @brighthorizons Modern Family Index Report 2018โ โ .โ โ .โ โ #DreamMaternity #supportmothers #workingmothers #genderequality #femaleleadership - @andmother_org on Instagram

- Serial Liar called out

- Blursed baby

๐ ๐ก๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐๐ค!!! ๐๐ . . . . ๐ธ: @jospies_homeopath_doula ๐ . . . . . #breastfeeding #breastfeedingmumma #breastfeedingmom #breastfeedingmum #momlife #mumlife #support #babysleeproutine #babysleepsolutions #newbaby #toddler #baby #love #mondaymotivation #mondaymood #bankholiday #normalisenormal #theygetthereintheirowntime #sleep #momblogger #mumblogger #mumssupportingmums #breastfeedingmummasuk - @breastfeedingmummasuk on Instagram

- People or condoms? ๐ง

- Which one of you did this?

- me_irl

https://njmom.com/baby/top-5-birthing-centers-comfort-amenities-nj/#.WXtUYIUpCEc - @nightnightnurse on Instagram

- Devil is doing this

- Insurance Agency

- Somebody call Shark Tank

- Me_irl

DID YOU KNOW #babyweight #children #childcare #childhood #babyheight #measurement #OurPlanetChallenge #childawareness #babylove #babydiet #healthyliving #daychallenge #transformation #diet #slimmingworld #onediet #nutritionallycomplete #onetoonesuppport #goals #DidYouKnow #drnavin #Gurgaon #pediatrician #childhealth #healthychildren #pediatrician #gurgaonblogger - @drnavinbhatia_pediatrician on Instagram

- Saving lives? Disgusting!

- Poor kids

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- This is something my family is literally going through right now. Get the fucking shot.

- Hep c

Wow. Diet quality matters, it is disproportionately important for children and optimum nutrition looks nothing like a vegan diet. Heck, wheat did not make the cut!! Conclusion Diets high in seafood, rice, and red meat other than pork and low in refined grains, fried foods, sugar-sweetened beverages, and wheat are leading healthy dietary factors for metabolic health in children. HDS is strongly predictive of CMR factors. Background Identifying leading dietary determinants for cardiometabolic risk (CMR) factors is urgent for prioritizing interventions in children. We aimed to identify leading dietary determinants for the change in CMR and create a healthy diet score (HDS) to predict CMR in children. Methods We included 5676 children aged 6โ13โyears in the final analysis with physical examinations, blood tests, and diets assessed at baseline and one year later. CMR score (CMRS) was computed by summing Z-scores of waist circumference, an average of systolic and diastolic blood pressure (SBP and DBP), fasting glucose, high-density lipoprotein cholesterol (HDL-C, multiplying by โโ1), and triglycerides. Machine learning was used to identify leading dietary determinants for CMR and an HDS was then computed. Results The nine leading predictors for CMRS were refined grains, seafood, fried foods, sugar-sweetened beverages, wheat, red meat other than pork, rice, fungi and algae, and roots and tubers with the contribution ranging from 3.9 to 19.6% of the total variance. Diets high in seafood, rice, and red meat other than pork but low in other six food groups were associated with a favorable change in CMRS. The HDS was computed based on these nine dietary factors. Children with HDS โฅ8 had a higher decrease in CMRS (ฮฒ (95% CI): โโ1.02 (โโ1.31, โโ0.73)), BMI (โโ0.08 (โโ0.16, โโ0.00)), SBP (โโ0.46 (โโ0.58, โโ0.34)), DBP (โโ0.46 (โโ0.58, โโ0.34)), mean arterial pressure (โโ0.50 (โโ0.62, โโ0.38)), fasting glucose (โโ0.22 (โโ0.32, โโ0.11)), insulin (โโ0.52 (โโ0.71, โโ0.32)), and HOMA-IR (โโ0.55 (โโ0.73, โโ0.36)) compared to those with HDS โฆ3. Improved HDS during follow-up was associated with favorable changes in CMRS, BMI, percent body fat, SBP, DBP, mean arterial pressure, HD - @dasrobbwolf on Instagram

- Could it be?

- We should aspire to be compassionate and empathetic, but that guilt-fuelled pandering wont lead anywhere.

Honey LE โจavailable nowโจ - @ryanandroseinfo on Instagram

- Theyโre not idiots!

- Good job karen

- Well thats one way to get rich

- Lets ban something thats **already** banned for any non-medical reason!

- Spotted on Facebook

- How can people break-up for such stupid reasons!

- The eye color is different too. :)

- Sickly and Stupid, Go Ahead and Keep Them Home

- Dont try this at home! ๐
