745K views ยท 34K reactions | TRICKATREAT PT. 2 More dates TBA! 10/17 - Akron Ohio - Funny Stop comedy club 10/30 - Raleigh NC - Charlie Goodnights 11/27 - RVA - Funny Bone 12/08 -... | By Darren Fleet Comedian | Okay, we got some trick or treaters. Now who you supposed to be? Super Mario. Oh Superman. Superman was in shape baby. Oh no Im not saying that your kid is fat. Thats not what Im saying. I was a fat kid but Im just saying when I dressed up for Halloween I did things that was appropriate. You know its Mister Pac Man or something. I want Batman. You know what? Im just going to give him one Reeses. And you dont eat all that in one set. Okay. I see you bought your little sister trick or treat and you so sweet. Oh thats not your sister. Thats your daughter. How old are you son? 17. How old is she? Three. How old is your mother? 30. Ill be right back. You going to need some canned goods, okay? You dont need no candy. Its going to take more than that to feed your daughter. Trust me. You go there you baby. Reverend. What a pleasant surprise. You bought your granddaughter trick or treating. I thought yall was having Hallelujah night at the church. I dont know if Jesus going to prove of me giving you some candy on this devilish night. Well heres the thing. Ill hook your granddaughter up if you give me that solo on. The devil is a liar. Yeah yeah. Alright well here you go Lil Shade. Dont you eat all of that tonight alright? Yeah yeah yeah. Oh look at the two little angels. Aint they sweet? Oh they twins. Okay. Well Imma give you a Kit Kat? And Imma get you a Hershey boy. Yall share now. Oh they cant have gluten. Baby I dont got nothing gluten free up here. My whole house made of gluten. Look. Lick my door. This a gluten door. I aint got nothing but water for. I might want to try the neighborhood house. This is all all chocolate. All fattening. Uh let me guess. Yall supposed to be two men in a truck. Oh the Menendez brothers. Yall cant trick or treating by yourself? Cuz Im scared to ask where your parents are. Oh theyre no longer with us. If yall dont get yall crazy **** off my doorstep, neither. You a sassy little thing huh? I want a Reeses. Well I want to give you a Twizzler. Cuz its better for you. I do got a whole bowl of Reeses but why you counting my candy baby? Well since you so good accounting look at your watch. What time is it? Yeah. Eight 5-nine. That mean you got one minute to get your sassy **** up my porch. Get no Reeses.
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