Ishaq & areka
✧: Vilma Klarissa
- Office Oxygen - FEEL GOOD PRANKS
Alen x fidelya
- Ace of Spades
☆
Good bad fortune
- Communication & Engagement
(2/2)
Alen x fidelya
- Quotes on Love
Alen x fidelya
Alen x fidelya
- Funniest cards against humanity
(4/4)
- Writers Positivity
🧿 Evil Eye Amethyst Cinnamon Protection Broom | Protective Door Hanger
(2/2)
- Jeans purse
If you went in here, what would you want them to tell you?
Alen x fidelya
- My eighty year old barber has this on the back of his business card. He is a Korean War vet who still goes to work everyday to get away from his wife for a few hours.
Alen x fidelya
- A Fortune must be told
Coven Cassiopeia
Alen x fidelya [2/2]
- frases
Alen x fidelya
- This Star War condom
FACTICE Magazine October 14 - CLOSER
Alen x fidelya
- *insert uncle joke*
🖤💜 (@wolfiexbear) | TikTok
Alen x fidelya
- Introvert Problems
ʸ
Alen x fidelya
- inspiration
Mugshots of the Rich and Infamous.
Alen x fidelya
- My computer desk instructions include a very important step.
P Diddy reveals what girlfriend Cassie thought of his reunion with ex Jennifer Lopez
alen nevada 🍵
- Hot air balloon cartoon
@𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔶𝔟𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔷
alen nevada 🍵
- [Image] dare to dream
“That Looked Expensive”: People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)
alen nevada 🍵
- Disabilities sucks
Alen x fidelya
- In this elevator, I weigh 2 feet.
- I’m never going to find any help here...
- Grammatically Incorrect
- Card Games
- Run the Race
- Cards against humanity game
- Blursed_rights
- My science teacher has the biggest brain
- Oh thats why.
- Dailey Bukowski
- Classroom Management Plan
- Pacman game on toilet paper
- Just watched straight footage of water (ice) for 1.5 hours in a completely empty theatre (10/10)... guess the city’s hydrohomies decided to stay in for the night! Would recommend Aquarela if you’re captivated easily and watching water sounds fun to you!
- toilet paper not having separating lines kinda triggers me in a way
- Cleaning Tips & Tricks
- This fortune is unfinished (sorry for the bad image)
- The order of words
- Well... If you insist...
- hmmm
- The fact that people pay to put advertisement in an damn fortune cookie.
- Someone buy this for me
- First time Ive ever seen this warning. They trying to sterilize us!
- Funny.... 0
- This church has a gluten-free option for communion
- Dennis Reynolds
- My fortune when I got back to work from eating Chinese...
- Why Im going to hell.
- hmmm
- AESTHETIC GRUNGE
- quotes
- Im just a cookie.
- My salt sachet came without any salt.
- listen
- Robert sells knives. This is his business card.
- kim taehyung
- heathers
- Math comics
- Funnies!
- Passive Agressive Office Notes
- Blursed_cards
- Falling apart quotes
- My high school, at it again
- Hmm, interesting sign
- Hookah smoke tricks
- hentai_irl
- My fortune from a fortune cookie :)
- Is this some kind of sick joke?
- Blursed Extra Credit
- fortune cookie sayings
- Punctuation is neat.
- Band-Aids now give you encouragement.
- Cards Against Humanity
- My sweetener is turning me into a rulebreaker
- Aw shucks I wanted to get ice tho
- Me irl
- Ah the fortune cookie
- These instructions are written with infinitive verbs
- blursed_dont_litter
- My 8 yesr old writes little notes gor my teenager to find before she leaves for school in the morning
- have a nice trip.
- Beautiful Words
- Cool bacpakc you hav trere
- Alexandre Martins
- [MYB] Mana Abundance
- Cards against humanity
- Napkins from a local coffee shop
- Someone left this on my car window, made my day.
- Stoner Couple
- My band-aid had no pad, just the tape
- One of the few extraneous things I keep in my wallet. I look at it every morning.
- One smart cookie
- Ah yes ofcours
- Childs Wisdom
- Braniff
- r/2meirl4meirl
- Best Western really going above and beyond with these complimentary towels.
- Got turned down for a promotion at work, and Panda Express hits me with this
- Cards vs humanity
- Whiskey quotes
- Me_irl
- My partners freaking strawberry milk carton
- My Fortune Cookie Didnt Got Proofread
- Very deep bathroom
- Im here Ill take at your the heat service for you.
- Funny quotes
- Me_irl
- Blursed_HappyMoney
- This upside-down envelope.
- LPT:
- I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
- Gypsy People
- Today I got the best fortune cookie of my life.
- Ad in my fortune cookie.
- Professional writing
- how are things?
- Happy thoughts!
- Normal is subjective. What kind of fuckery goes on in here?
- This card that says it doesnt say anything
- My fortune paper told me I freed it from the cookie
- Me😭irl
- A bord for My friends and I About...Love ❤Lets throw confetti around!!
- This unopened salt packet has no salt in it
- ayy lmao
- The lovers tarot card
- I have several questions
- Fortune cookies like these
- Friend saw this today while volunteering with little kids
- Gypsy - Fortune teller
- This card in a restaurant bathroom so you can alert somebody subtly if you clogged a toilet
- This pack of sweets has a shower thought printed on it
- Found this right outside my apartment...Does it count?
- Yeaaah...no
- This book that is prohibited in France
- Cool lock screen wallpaper
- Today i got two fortunes in one cookie
- Saw someone else post a fortune cookie, thought Id share mine.
- My fortune cookie simply wishes me good luck
- Amazing
- Three Words
- My lunch break fortune whilst on a pentest.
- Diet Quotes
- ... In bed?
- May you live in interesting times...
- Cards Against Humanity
- Characters: Julia (Magic)
- Irony Quotes
- My uncle got this fortune the day he found out he was being foreclosed
- My son drew a trophy....
- losing myself in the words..
- 2meir4meirl
- Horus Heresy in a nut shell
- A message from the other side.
- Lebrin Jims
- employee handbook
- Sorry my mic cut out
- On my flight from NY to Puerto Rico
- My fortune cookie said pick another fortune cookie
- Got 2 fortunes in my fortune cookie. Is this lucky?
- Cards against humanity game
- The zipper is easy to bad
- Went to In n Out and got a green receipt
- 4sadboisonly
- Netflixs DVD Mailer Drawing Contest
- So fuck everything?
- me_irl
- My fiancee got three fortunes in her fortune cookie.
- Im so looking forward to some Halloween one-shot adventures this month!
- Panda Express out here calling ugly people unintelligent
- The names Brian damnit!!!!
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- Bad fortune
- This fortune cookie.
- This ‘fortune’ I just got
- This was in my fortune cookie at an all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet.
- Oh.. well... okay ):
- Got this fortune almost exactly a week after being bitten by a flying squirrel I was coaxing out of a kitchen cabinet with a chestnut
Thrilled to be part of the largest presentation of a Felix Gonzales-Torres piece ‘Untitled’(fortune cookie corner) 1990. Initiated by Andrea Rosen Gallery and David Zwirner Gallery we are proud to be one of 1000 places in the world for this official launch today May 25th until July 5th 2020. The location I chose is the entrance of the gallery which used to be Ghislaine Hussenot Gallery who represented Felix in Paris for a few exhibitions. Not part of our current show, it stands in the entrance of the venue as a remembrance of so many great artists Ghislaine has shown in this gallery from the eighties until 2006 when I took over. Because of this it feels even more special for me to be part of this global presentation. As we welcome visitors back to the gallery, we gladly invite people to get closer to the art by also cracking open the cookie and read its message. Touch the piece and why not swallow it... #FGT🥠exhibition @felixgonzaleztorres.foundation - @galerie_hussenot on Instagram
- This fortune cookie I got today
- 2 Maidens
- Saw this and knew immediately I had to post it here. Wear your kicks people.
- Best birthday fortune ever.
- Cursed_fortune
- This fortune from my fortune cookie
- My fortune cookie erased 9 days from a year
- My fortune was cut in half. Now I’ll never know...
- fortune cookie wisdom
- Two fortunes were stuck together inside one cookie
- I got this fortune today. Thanks for the info.
- True...
- Student exam
- Propaganda had invaded the fortune cookie
- My fortune cookie from lunch today
- Me🔮irl
- My dad and I both got the same fortune out of 2 different fortune cookies.
- Cards Againt Humanity
- Thanks fam.
- For those who are struggling to stick with their goals
- Ok, but no
- Best Cards Against Humanity
- Word.
- Well what should I do? Tell me how to live my life, fortune cookies!
- I got the same fortune twice
- Theyre becoming more sneaky...[PIC]
- Blursed_Fortune
- I have a cool fortune cookie too..
- Work ordered Chinese food. This was my fortune on Mothers Day.
- Wise Words
- cards agains humanity
- Don’t get my hopes up fortune cookie :’(
- This cookie fortune trying to sell me more Chinese food.
- Now thats excellent marketing.
- I guess the UN started making fortune cookies.
- My friend received an oddly specific fortune in her cookie today.
- Low heel sandals
- Quotes
- I think my girlfriend sabotaged my fortune cookies.
- Fortune Cookie Madlad
- This fortune cookie fortune that makes no sense
- Cant argue with that
- The one recognize the illusion....
- Opened two fortune cookies and got the exact same fortune in both
- Well played, Chinese Restaurant...[pic]
- My fortune cookie today gave me some insight into hifi.
- My fortune cookie had a bilingual fortune in it
- Me and my wife got the same fortune cookie message.
- This fortune from my fortune cookie.
- This surprisingly nerdy fortune
- Best. Fortune. Ever. I cannot believe I got this.
- My pants were inspected by someone before sold
- My fortune cookie had the same 4 fortunes inside.
- Fortune Quotes
- This fortune cookie calling me out for being unpatriotic then...
- My Fortune Cookie
- Im only out to a few friends. I could not have scored a more accurate fortune cookie.
- Creepiest fortune cookie I ever received!
- 2meirl4meirl
- My new jeans came with a hidden fortune inside
- My new jeans came with a fortune
- Me and my buddy got the same fortune from our fortune cookie.
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- I think I got my first AB fortune today
- Hastate
- My fortune cookie sums up every day in 2020 so far.
- Yep I like how there are now 356 days in a year
- My Fortune Cookie came from a Jewish sermon.
- My fortune cookie today was scarily accurate
- Oof
- I love when Chinese fortunes tell me to take a hot ‘both’.
- I guess panda is running out of fortunes
- Which one of you fuckers lied to the fortune cookie company?
- Libertarian fortune cookie
- My Xmas fortune cookie is a Stephen Wright joke.
- Because I dont know anyone by the name Tate.
- My fortune wants me to Zuckerberg my friend
- My fortune cookie had two related fortunes.
- My girlfriend and I got the same grammatically incorrect fortune while on a date.
- This fortune cookie I just got
- My fortune from a cookie I got at my local Chinese restaurant.
- Former Quote from /r/GetMotivated
- Humor is best weapon
- Me_irl
- Got this fortune yesterday - shoutout to my MS4s
- blursed_ww3
- My husband and I got similar fortunes.
- Why would you put an ad in someones fortune?
- Looks like I won’t be meeting “someone important” anytime soon
- My fortune said...
- accounting humor
- OK Chinese food, the first time I was confused, but now its getting creepy :/
- This was the entirety of my fortune from my fortune cookie.
- Blursed fortune cookie judging me and my spending habits
- Now theyre worried about market share?
- Got an ominous fortune at a Chinese restaurant tonight.
- This is really a fortune???
- Blursed_fortune
- Went out for Chinese food last night. How is this even a fortune?
- I opened two fortune cookies tonight and both had the same prophecy
- A relative is going to die.
- Blursed_Fortune_Cookie
- My fortune was a Star Wars quote
- including generalizations about generalizations?
- Fortune cookies have taken a turn for the mean...
- Ok what? Please explain
- Fortune Ad
- My Dads Fortune cookie
- My fortune...
- The fortune I got out of this cookie was surprisingly poignant.
- Thanks, Mom.
- Blursed Fortune
- Chuck Norris
- At least youre not dead
- This fortune cooke
- If a robot promises to love you..
- My fortune cookie was just an Empire Strikes Back quote.
- I... I am the great liberator!
- My fortune cookie has an ad for the US Census in it.
- Good sign?
- Friends Trying to Get Preggo Get this Fortune
- If this isnt motivational, I dont know what is.
- A Strange Cookie
- This is the most generic and bland fortune ever, and you get it after going to a restaurant.
- Sterling Archer wrote this fortune cookie
