- This man is fed up 😡
- A classic
- ted bundy’s granddaughter
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Not as expected
- Yes please 👀👀
- me_irl
- Local dumbass sells himself out
- Boyfriend goals
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- Her bio said she appreciates a good pickup line and is always down for a glass of wine
- Couple texts
- Walked in on his 4 year old nephew
- My bio says “I’m statistically taller than you”
- I started flossing after because it went as planned
- I found this while I was minding my own business on the internet and I just hope this women gets some help
- Oof now thats gotta hurt.
- Cursed_wtf
- She was smitten
- i think my mom forgot the english language
- Cats — blacks real quick
- Screw the 19 years you treated me as your own child, by adopting me you robbed me of a chance to be adopted by a richer family...
- Crush memes
- I guess that’s one way to start a conversation.
- The struggle of having a boyfriend with long hair:
- Part 2 of looking down at my phone in absolute disgust
- A mouth?
- GIVE ME WORK
- Backfired
- She though she had the upper hand
- please talk to me
- Me_irl
- Not mine but still depresses me
- its a damn shame
NOOO 😳😭 - @growingupasian__ on Instagram
- Blursed text
- Woman tries to convince a former coworker that she harassed to sign up for her MLM scheme. Blue is not impressed.
- Honestly hate when this happens.
- Practice
- danny meme
- Mouths off to teacher - whole class allegedly cheers
Next one🔥 - @_hot_nd_sexy_confessions_ on Instagram
- This definitely belongs here.
- Cursed_date
- As a woman, i always knock when i hear people having loud sex.
- I chose the wrong day to donate fossils in the nude...
- Swole cat
- Thrifted sweater for the winter!
- There would be so many bar fights if this happened
- 2meirl4meirl
- this is what dreams are made of
- Maybe women are as attracted to sadness as sadness is attracted to me?
- Guy is about to take his 15-year-old niece to a play. Her 14 year old boyfriend sent him this.
- @times.vinces on Instagram
- Pecho moi
- I dont even have a 3 star island yet!
- Instagram page uses a fake text conversation about someone being depressed to promote another Instagram page
- I’ve seen at least 5 variations of this story now 🙄
- A friend of mine joked about wanting a girl to step on him, and the group chat devolved from there 😅
- Dont even!
- If you ignore that I spelt Bandersnatch wrong three times in a row, you’ll see it works pretty well if you rematch with someone
- I seent it...
- Fun fact of the day: being friends with the opposite sex isn’t allowed. (From a friend)
- AOC is one of us!
- These people are picking the wrong fight
- Cat ears on a mug? I cant see the problem. Literally.
- What a pretty invitation
- faith in humanity: lost
- (4) story
- I have sex.
- Guys who think like this are creepy.
- HOA board member: Does that seem right to you?
- She’s writing me an essay😳
- im just glad i have this game to play in these trying times
- Dom and subs
- Wow sick burn
- Instagrams “verification process” when your account gets disabled, violates practically everything taught about internet safety.
- ACAB baby.
- 29 year old girl from my hometown. She has four kids with three different guys and broke up with her new fiancé last night. (they’ve known each other 5 months). Looks like they’re back together this morning, but this was the drama.
- Yeah, grocery shopping is just as bad as going to house party with people packed in like sardines...
- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”
- My buddy just posted this on FB and felt it belongs here.
- To hit send, or not to hit send? That is the question. Yes? No? Let me know.
- I talked to my transphobic mother about possibly breaking up with my boyfriend and she went on a full Rant. I have tons of medical problems that I cant deal with a relationship right now.
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable
- You can’t take back words
- i’ve been robbed
- :D
- Pretty sure I’m on an FBI watch list now
- What are you? A toddler???
- Ultimate Trashy
- It’s canceled
- Ive already seen 1716746 apologies exactly like this one
- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...
- Why the fuck did this work.
- I hope she loves our love story
- So I couldn’t sell you on my last scheme, let’s try a different one....
- Thanks gorgeous.
- Wow, I would have never guessed that
🖤 - @iamalinamorozova on Instagram
- Ive come to the conclusion that I like you all more than my tinder matches
- Cute anime
- I’m not a Satanist I swear
- Dreamers will dream
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- Girl wut???
- Cricket season has returned!
- Group Board| Just Advertise & Promote your business
- This can’t be a real person I’m talking to, right?
- Our very confused best friend
- Facts.
- I got you fam
- Curly does as curly wants
- Bye Bye Simon...
- [Humour] Sleeping in your makeup isn’t healthy
- 💀
- Hello brick wall, maybe Ill have a conversation with you instead.
- Who is going to tell her 😶
- How comedically broke you gotta be to steal jokes from Carlos Mencia?
- Old Friend Sends Accepting DM
- So close...
- Cursed_TextMessage
- Over a year, nearly a year and a half, and I finally caught a common butterfly!
- Piece of shit owner. Fuck this industry in the mouth.
- Karen And Her Angel Babies Dont Like Your Beepy Sounds
- He’s also an anti-vaxxer according to his profile.
- Woah.
- oh well...
- New Revolon Matte Balm in Audacious!! Great orange/coral for spring:)
- Ladies and gentlemen... I got her
- Boys I found the one and I’m keeping her for myself
- Well I wanted to look what it‘s like to be a sexy woman on tinder. So I created a fake account. Wasn‘t disappointed. 5 mins - 99+ likes. But this one killed me.
- how i started the decade VS how i’m leaving it. it does get better. happy new year 🌈❤️
- How should I respond?
- Was lucky enough to get the 4th of July dinner shift off. Some friends just don’t understand the luxury we associate with a free weekend.
- Men with social media? Ew.
- When guys say they prefer “natural” beauty
- me_irl
- If you use tinder you are below the poverty line
- Keep it classy lads
- Me irl
- [Shiden Hiro] Ten years really changes a lot
- First time put lashes on, so pretty but a bit uncomfortable lol
- random wierdo with a fetish for tall women sliding into my dms
- Halloween at exactly noon.. the sequel
- This kid
- Isabelle has gone mad with power!
- Mitchell the cat kicker
- Guy says hes scared for his life after making a $10M deal with the devil/illuminati for a role in setting up and replacing XXXTenacion
- carousell adventures
- Tofu is only for vegans
- Friedricoponchovista
- Butterfleyes
Sorry for the lack of posts. Animal Crossing, Final Fantasy 7 Remake, and making masks have all currently taken over my quarantine life. I still plan on doing a closet Kira cosplay and getting Deet started, but in the meantime I’ve managed to cosplay in Animal Crossing. Yes, I had to make an Aloy dress. 💖#animalcrossingnewhorizons #aloycosplay - @bluefaecosplay on Instagram
- No comment
- Please, look into my eyes
- Bruh sure
- I love ~~democracy~~ Tinder
- Trying to peddle essential oils to someone having suicidal thoughts....then telling said person to kill themself.
- Trying a double cut crease on my creaseless monolids [CCW]
- real new yorkers hate new york! 😤😤😤
- At least nobody will have to see her terrible posts anymore
- These
- when you’ve done your makeup but not your hair 🤠👍🏼
- Wholesome friend
- Moms can be cold
- When you dont get a free shiftie
- DON’T know what happened
- #*Poly Love
- At least she’s trying to get help
- My go to look for college when I have time.(liner is added when I go out)
- The IKEA shopper
- finally spring, my favorite burmese cook/sushi person wanted a pic, had to oblige
- Another breed of spastic
- My roommate knows how to get me to say yes to a 2 am McDonald’s run
- Messages like these. (The 2 with edited out names were sent to me, the other is from the internet)
- Jock villagers are more than just working out
- My friend spoke with a charming guy on OKC
- There’s a Ye tweet for any situation 😩
- I can only imagine (and create a mock-up) what people would do if animal crossing used a character creator akin to Mii Maker
- He saw something in her?
- “You’ve got hell to pay and I’m the God Damned Devil!!!!”
- Pet me women, or there will be consequences with your i pad.
- I posted a girl who got called out for photoshopping her makeup a while ago. Now it seems even the “greats” are getting away with it.
- My father walked out when I was 3. Havent seen him since. I’m 30 now. Discovered recently on FB that he had a “new” family with 3 kids. Decided to reach out to the eldest son who was 22, my half brother. We exchanged messages, but after a while they stopped and I received this from his mom...
- Couple texts
- Madlad speaks without thinking
- Round two (part two) 💁🏼♀️. Sorry, I’m posting as the conversation keeps going, she decides to answer pretty randomly.
- Blursed_Presidential Debate
- Peach you glad?
- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.
- Niantic Support claims to be aware of and working to fix gym-limbo issue from yesterday
- My mom trying to use 9/11 as a reason to break NC.
- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”
- part 3: i eventually just stopped responding smh
- Simpin aint easy man.
- If you ...
- The state of tinder
- My ass is so stretched right now
- am i late to the soft glam party? :(
- Got my hair done, put on some makeup, and I’m feelin brand new~
- She don’t play around
- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.
- This guy once groped me in a nightclub
- When youre copy pasta
- “Yeah you pretty tho.” Whatever helps you feel good about yourself.
- My friends math TA sent her this (UPDATE)
- Yo
- Quick cat eye look I did for a spontaneous night out
- Yeah I might have AIDs, BUT
- dont put the cooker on
Drop list: Burgundy. Clay. Purple. Cement. (possibly?) #wearfigs #figsscrubs Thank you @mvrieln !! - @wearfigs_colordrop on Instagram
- good for you
Yes lawd! 💃🏽 - @seductivelyfeminine on Instagram
- EEY EEY
- my prom was supposed to be on saturday. it got cancelled, but that didn’t stop me from getting glammed for it!
- [F] Daddy and I are looking for a girl to have a threesome with. PM me if youre interested
- feeling red these days
- This is the eye look I re created 😁
- Spelling is important
- Phi Phi is not holding shit back!
- Some texts from my grandfather (who had custody of me at the time) on the day that he threatened to throw me into foster care because I refused to go with him after he screamed at my mother
- Feeling rosy today
- What a dumbas!
- One Day it will happen...
- Madlad, also frick bianca
- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow
- Nobody asked.
- Found Raymond after 7 NMT of Villager Hunting, but I dont really want him...
- Yesterdays look for work! CCW
- Thats the least he can do...
- Animal crossing
- My daily look [ccw]
- This
- Inglish
- Ewe...
- Well....
- Yeah I did not need to know that.
- Sometimes less is more
- compliments
- [Shitpost] The bright side of starting medical school at age 30 and single.
- Ill probably be downvoted to shit but whatever. It needs to be said.
- Crackie Chan coming to a cinema near you
- I’m sure Jay-Z would love to be harassed at Starbucks.
- cute couple goals
- God the emojis makes this worse...
- Like the same song? Youre soulmates.
- attempted the ABG trend today!! but i just don’t think it’s a look i can pull off 🥴🤣
- Lifting up
- to celebrate
- Just got the Colourpop “Going Coconuts” palette 🥥
- so this is where all the size 14s going 💀💀
- babypie-ins
- This is a declaration of war! (Found on r/vegan)
- When 10 year olds find the word penis in the dictionary
- Phone as and ferb
Should’ve gotten my nails done before the pandemic - @georgieglewis on Instagram
- My 12 year old nephew to his mom
- Don’t get sell my nana
- Clean up, Clean Up, Everybody Do Your Share
- Helpppp
- That’s a very specific relationship now, isn’t it
- Jeez, man.
- I shouldve put a ? At the end.
- Idk if this counts. Oh well
- Dumb bitch anyone?
- I was having a rough morning and this little letter made my entire day.
- Funny Roasts!!
- NOAH
- This girl I know celebrating her 16th birthday
- Somethings wrong, I can feel it
- My summer everyday makeup 🌞
- Anti Valentines Makeup Look
- This tastes.... popular
- Came across this earlier
- makeup inspired by harry styles’ “golden” ☀️💛✨⚡️
- Some things never change
- what is the opposite of a hydro homie because i think i found one
- Possibly the best and weirdest photo I’ve taken in a long ass time
- You don’t drink enough water
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- So I made an account for a private rp group of a male character. You’d be surprised by the amount of fangirls who contacted me. A lot of them like to bite and hiss for some reason. Also weirdly like to make jokes about r*pe so........
- Here’s to hoping she’s not a catfish 😰
- Bouncier too
- When youre taking pics in your car only to look outside and see a creepy guy watching you. A story in three parts.
- Tight skirts count too, right?
- Work hard, play harder, am I right? 😈🎮
- [self] Tifa Lockhart costest by me!
- Got my makeup on in a shady hotel
- What, the actual fuck
- Simple , everyday look
- Love me some neutrals 3
- vowed to myself I’d do a makeup look a day for this month, so DAY 1!
- Recommendations for people that wear glasses? I also have front bangs! CCW
- This is my Starbucks Drive Thru look.
- My casual night out look
- I’ve been feeling myself with my most recent makeup routine. I literally have been getting ID’d a lot more recently lol!
- Trying to show the full eye look on hooded eyes is hard.
- Kiss me?
