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- That common love affair.
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ZEPETO - 𝐆𝐢𝐚•❕
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Im just a girl 🎀
- Doggo got half his ear bit off, still happy like nothing happened.
Big forehead pfp with edges
saved this pin so I can draw your pfp (IN MY STYLE) :3
- My anti-theft solution for bathroom breaks when working in a public place
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- Italian for dinner?
yapping 🎀
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- Leaning Tower of Pizza
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- A pun has to be sooo bad that it is good.
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- Iggy Pop Chalk Drawing
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Why I changed my pfp.
- Celebrities
- The posters as awful as the movie.
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Atheneum Daily Tip: . What do you do with too many Zucchinis? Well, join our next Yummy Monday to get (and share) ideas, on what to do with this abundant vegetable! 🥒 Share recipes, offering cooking tips and connect with other culinary folks on Nantucket and beyond. . . #dailytip #nantucket #ack #zucchinis #nantucketatheneum #yummymonday - @nantucketatheneum on Instagram
- 1920s Roaring
- Some more Silent Hill type shit.
- Quilting cotton half skirt with a high slit (zipper closure) and a self drafted wrap top!
- Totally not sus at all walking around with a roll of tape and a stack of papers and going in every bathroom
- My girlfriend works at a vet, and found this guy after he woke up from surgery
- Thanks, I hate ghoul prostitutes
- My elementary school self trying to type
- Found at the bottom of a pizza box
The garden always provides!!! - @hooveroakland on Instagram
- You have to sign up to the newsletter to even see what you can buy on this website.
- Last night I finally caught our local Dominos sewer cat. Shes maybe 7mo old and very preggers. Meet Nuggett!
- me🐙irl
- blursed 社會
- Boom, bumper!
- Someone got paid to make this NY subway ad.
- Burnt myself on the oven rack making pizza last night and kinda looks like a skateboard
- Based on the office novel
- Very Strange
- This little tab on my pizza box holds the lid open for me.
SPICE UP YR LIFE. If you’re feeling particularly masochistic, eat a whole jar of McClure’s Spicy Pickles by yourself. - @mcclurespickles on Instagram
- Ugly tomatoes are booming!
- Hentai_irl
- Closers a cunt
- Autism & Aspergers Syndrome Videos
- Great recommendation for naruto fans!
I enjoyed growing tromboncino, it was a good producer for me. They were grown vertically on a diy structure. Some were picked while they were young, less a foot long for cooking, and I left some to mature to store away for winter. Hoping it’ll taste as good then as when harvested young. I just chopped it up and cooked it along with diced onions, eggplant, yellow bell, in a cast iron skillet, and seasoned it with Greek seasoning. My mind is thinking of different ways to cook them, maybe tromboncino fritters or lasagna made with them 🤔 The plant made the longest tendrils, and I just have a thing for them 🤷🏻♀️ - @inmyhomeandgarden on Instagram
- Some co-workers just dont care
- Blursed Lift Warning
- When You know it getting colder
- Luna Monsoon showing off my early birthday gift from the Total Cat Mojo show last night in Asbury Park, NJ
- I can finally stop hearing the drifters voice in my sleep. Yay.
- My clueless GM surfing la plancha during business hours in our open kitchen
- Big brain play when cleaning the hoods
- Oh, he’s behind you.
- He’d make a good bartender
- Let’s get this guy some well deserved citizenship.
- Gaze into the void too long and it looks right back
- Unusually terrifying sign at the laundromat thanks to the humidity
- Came across this monstrosity at the grocery store today.
- Just chillin
- This pool float is shaped like a slice of pizza and you can connect multiple floats into an full size pizza.
- Terry Parker
- Best surprise Christmas gift ever! Story in comments
- Thanks for that. Real considerate of yall.
- Blursed pickle-chan
- Business-class printers that cant fit a full ream in the paper tray.
- hentai_irl
- This lady, who couldnt find another facemask to go grocery shopping.
- My three year old bit the tip off of a baby carrot. On the upside, he is well hydrated now.
- We close at 7, got hit at 6:30, no dishie, and a 70 box order to put away. You can see one of the bois getting his shifty. Pray for us...
- The real meaning of C̶̢͓̐ȧ̸͓ͅn̴̯̙̊d̶̛̖̪̿ẏ̶̹͜ ̵̟͚͗f̶̫͌o̸̖͌r̷̲͂ ̴̦̈̓ŏ̶̤̮ȗ̴̳̤̇r̶̳̓͘ ̶͎̊̈Ȩ̸́y̴̤̤͂e̷̢̐͊s̸͇̆͋
- This tomato has delusions of grandeur about becoming a Jack OLantern.
During the lower levels of lockdown, I spent time drifting, in search of Mantis Shrimps at my local beach and harbours. This great little feature written by Dave Hansford developed out of spending time a little closer to home. Hundreds of millions of years ago, mantis shrimps evolved technologies we’re still trying to copy. Shot on assignment for @nzgeo Issue 164 July - August 2020. Read the Feature: https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/aliens-on-earth/ #Stomatopods #Snellsbeach #Whangateau - @depth.nz on Instagram
- ALFRED KUBIN
- El Primonion
- My thrifted non-working iMac from Goodwill. Yes, they exist.
- They call these pillow collars Elizabethan collars because they make your dog look like a nobleman under Elizabeth the first. (We put it on him at night instead of his plastic cone of shame.)
- This warning sign on the back door of a Taco Bell
- I wonder what these smell like...
- Run away!
- My aunt has a picture frame just hanging on the wall lol
- Happy tonight bc I am almost 100 percent confident with my top surgery results/transition progress thus far! I’m still on the journey but finally seeing me more in pics! It’s AWESOME!🖤
- Saw the other new kitchen this morning, figured I would post mine! Still have a little ways to go, but opening December 6th!
- Ran into this guy at the St. Louis Airport. Honestly just so genuine and cute.
- To locate a store use this crotch level keyboard
- Yeah. Its true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.
- blursed_anime
- Found an epic costume for epic gamers!!!!
- Bryan Cranston and Conan OBriens love child.
- LOOK MORTY!!!!11!1!1!1
- Giant lemon we got in deli lid for scale
- Pulled my cock out in the bathroom at work
- My first 2lb tomato
- Tech: went to school for 4 years, can now do anything. I need a new rack under “warenty”
- The Isolator - Anti-distraction device (c. 1925) [x-post]
- Ah ok, table of 14 and table of 10. Lets seat them both at once.
- I would love some free pesticides
- hentai irl
- My garden is the only thing getting me through this tough year.
- Truly cannot figure out the hair style situation
- Thanks to Felix I’ve gotten into reading recently. And I decided to read one of his suggestions. And now Ik why he likes the word “peepee” so much 😂😂
Put on your Yellow Coat! 🧥 - @dangerbirdrecords on Instagram
- Saw this on the subway. McDonalds’ new ad implies that you won’t believe that they can make a good hamburger.
- Zombie Video Games
- Hey Cortana, go to Netflix
- Finally, now... how do I play Han??
- Jesus Christ
- A book in my school library
- Forgot I had this shirt
- For anyone in the market, don’t buy these things. They are fucking garbage.
- I cant wait to dress up as Cybe Man
- This example in my textbook
- My friends 👁👅👁
- I work as a cook in a retirement home. My mom made us these great masks to wear in the kitchen!
- Kitten wearing a sock
- After 5 generations of Micau, they still do that.
- Had to buy the continuation of the goblin slayer light novel after season 1. Gonna be ahead of all yall. 😏
- You can see the reflection of me taking this picture in his eyes
- Another great harvest!
- the vertical line on my tv to the left
- JB HI FI at it again
- Dad cooking dinner topless in 1990 looking uncannily like Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs; meme on my phone for comparison.
- Ive rumbled him folks! His name is Alex from Russia and hes had knee implants according to my Prague hotel room pamphlet.
- Denisons Barb looking emaciated and hasnt eaten for a week.
- My little girl was spying on me while I was browsing reddit.
- I expected better Jamie, tut tut tut
- Finals are done and I needed some stress relief
- Ty Segall Bands Slaughterhouse still rips
- So this is my warframe rn Excalibur and so far Id say im not too bad so if anyone wants to play with me or anything my username is Totorotom and hopefully we can have lots of fun together!
- anime_irl
- 15 lb Butternut Rogosa Violina
We had some fun playing @deadbydaylight on @twitch tonight. We hit #affiliate super fast! Thanks to everyone who has supporting us in this next stage of TFB. Super special thanks to @thetornprincebrightside @neversleepneverdream @3lyssa and @crittlee (crittel) for chatting it up! • • #twitch #supportsmallstreamers #horrorstream #horror #deadbydaylight #theshape - @thefinalboys on Instagram
- These are posted all over my school. The kids read it aloud all the time. Right to the tight walk.
- [MW2] Easter egg
- Blursed_pickle Rick
Thinking of better days ~~~ - @linguinewithclamsgram on Instagram
- Blues
- I wanted some pizza and I found this :(
- The size of this carrot( water bottle for size)
- Guess the anime I just watched
- [SFM] The Martian Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip
- Another still from the Mama trailer
- Making progress! Still have a long way to go... DMs open
First good harvest of the year from the garden. Cucumber, squash, peppers, plums, basil and garlic🤘🏻#gardening #homegrown #huntergatherer #gardener #vegetables #cooking - @canyonedgecreations on Instagram
- I found a chinese version of HP-PoA today at Goodwill, $1
- How is your cholesterol?
- At your service.
- Jokes on my parents Ive always known i was a mistake
- Picked up this vintage Natural Light sign. Not sure if advertising beer or pretzels
- Service with a smile
- Today’s Sungold harvest
- Clubfort heintegrat ionofthe arts
- We close in 2 minutes, I asked my fry side guy to change over the container of wing sauce......
- Dont drop the plate
- hmmm
- One of my fosters Theo, consoling me whilst I breakdown over losing my dad.. 😕 one look at him and I immediately feel relief.
- Its one-liners like these that really get me sometimes [S4E8]
- Oh god....
- Every cultured anime watchers
- Inspector Shrimp
- Drowning Pool
- I see your 3-legged baker and raise my 3-legged hoodlum!
- This is my cat named Nick. He is winking at ya!
- Today’s bounty 🌶🍅🍆
- My beetlejuice shirt laying in the floor
- It finally happened..
- Blursed study
- cursed_tv
- Finally properly homed my homelab
- Merry Christmas 🎁 12 hrs then home to cook my own prime rib! Big ass Buffet was a success.
- [MW2] First time playing mw2, General Shepherd seems like a nice guy!
Heeeeeelp! - @richardvanas603 on Instagram
- blursed_sandwich
- Lego has Click in different languages
- Uhhh, god scav?
- its a 2d girl in a 2d show so this meme gotta succeed
- Well, ive been here for about 17 minutes. This is a Deeeeper Sunday than i expected.
- Blursed_openwide
- When you donot know how to cut things.
- I dont even like tomatoes, yet here we are
- You know what’s missing from bell peppers? A nice layer of plastic!
- Https://www.restaurantstrong.org/index.html apply here kitchen fam, another grant for restaurant employees, good luck and be well
- I hope nobody ate that cucumber
- Many people are saying..
- so i found this little cutie-patootie on the street today, and she was infested with fleas. but i can tell we’re gonna have a really good relationship.
- Added more to my food sleeve. It’s not just a job at this point. (Weird angle; that’s my elbow)
- If you shits... I sits...
- Found this image of Himiko Toga from My Hero Academia in Shibuya on Saturday night.
- Futaba
- Tsunderes when asked if they like the mc
- This is neither Heath Ledger nor Christian Bale
- hentai_irl
- Finn and Iden (Pulse rifle) have an increased recoil when crouching and firing their weapons.
- this line made me chuckle
- Leon Bridges - Coming Home
- Blursed xbox promotion
- Ah yes this is why
- My Econ teacher covers up the light that comes through the door in the afternoon with pictures of himself.
- Squash of Length: Grants user growth ability for 10 seconds with a 1 minute call down. +100 Charisma
- I stepped in my shower this morning and...
- Funniest shit ive ever seen
- After a frenzied search...i finally found the office cat...
- Found this in the depths of my camera role, idk where it’s from
- The Takeo Challenge
- When gopro gets disgusting
TFW when you cant stop staring at your own face on zoom & you fall into an ego abyss - @aparnapkin on Instagram
- The advertising above this story is cringworthy.
- Calm before the mothers day storm. Good luck to all the brunch homies today.
- Sunday, Midday. No guests. Hate slow days.
- Blursed Kanye
- Some Things Are Just Always Funny.....
- Ett samhällsproblem.
- Nobody knows where the underwear hanging in the lockerroom came from
- Ireland Today
- Where tho?
- This Bell Pepper Is Shaped Like a...well...pepper
All my dinner parties look like this #hendricksgin #stayweird #worldcucumberday2017 #sabre #samuraisword #homeiswheretheartis #liveyourlifelikeaworkofart #drinkingofyou #thedarlingmansion - @thedarlingmansion on Instagram
- Anime_irl
- Umm... now what?
- New redditor: Posts OC. Satania: “You still have a long way to go, kiddo”
- Anyone else have Oscars
- I still had Fezez on Q instead of a potion.
- This Happy Cucumber
- Found this cool drawing at a local flea market.
- Anyone else remember this guy creeping you out?
- me🐟irl
- Receipt after buying one item from CVS. Receipts are still as absurdly wasteful as ever. Dog for reference!
- Blursed Melon
- John Wick As Cyberpunk (1920x1080)
- Found Johnny Silverhand (on the right)
- Your hand sir, seems to be broken.
- This variety of sodas I found at Jungle Jims in Cincinnati, Ohio.
- Tonight’s harvest
- Hot and horny after the workout
- Subtle, Capcom.
- Hello from Staples Center! 😷
- Help! How did I miss this monster? 12.5 lbs! Now what am I going to do with it?
- Has anyone else worked a kitchen this small before? I mean it works but it’s a TWO man kitchen. There barely room to move up and down the line
- MEET NANNER
- Look at this little weirdo my coworker is fostering.
- So proud of my second ever cucumber!
- Its the subtleties that make this show as great as it is , that you watch over and over. This scene not only is it Pam laughing at Cyril getting his ass beat but below that layer is Ray saying oh that’s hot... oh you mean literally.
- Cursed_selfie
Well, I think I’m funny. #jojosbizarreadventure #shrimp #cherryshrimp #aquarium - @chrysteena on Instagram
- Um... I guess some of the Dragon Ball Z characters are friends?
- two Wall-E’s are better than one
- Funniest Show Ever
- This habanero pepper is shaped like an acorn.
- My local grocery store stockboy needs some help.
- Every time I poop
- Identity Theft
- This 52 inch receipt was for purchasing a tea. A. Single. Tea.
- hentai_irl
- Im very proud of this harvest.
- These adds at the Denver airport
- Who named this?
- ᶒtȩ̛͟rnäl & uncrȩ̛͟äted
- 17 year old kid back, thanks for all the advice heres a pick of my second night
- The way my reflection lines up with Darth
- Seeing influencers blur out all their facial features looks like Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who. Moisturize me!
It’s all about the girth! Finding some real monster cucumbers in the tunnels right now 🥒 - @s.j.moenorganics on Instagram
- Happy zero twosday and year of the pig
- Hentai_irl
- [COD] sorry idk the appropriate thing for ghosts. But i feel like even though people hate it we shouldve gotten a sequel to know how the story ends
- It’s finally peak harvest time! (I’ve got watermelon and corn too)
- Blursed_Gore
- The growth on this tomato
- Johnny Silverhand will even judge you over your choices of food.
- I waited almost 2 months for summer clothes I ordered from Old Navy to get here! Thanks Old Navy, thanks.....
- Jax is a sad little gremlin...
- Ladies and gentlemen I present to you a battered 25oz Cod...
- Me at work 6 AM after playing fallout all night.
Le sachet blanc que vous voyez est rempli d’œufs dinsectes. Beurk? 🐞🐛🐜 Au contraire! Ces futurs insectes servent à la lutte biologique. En introduisant lennemi dun ravageur on sassure de garder léquilibre naturel sans utilisation de pesticides, dherbicides et de fongicides sur nos légumes. Est-ce que ça vous fait sentir comme dans le film Bugs Life? . . #achetonslocal #mangezquebec #eatlocal #alimentsduquebec #jmfl #acheterlocal #familybusiness #agriculture #food #foodie #foodporn #lunchinspo #fresh #recipe #homemade #healthy #cuisine #recette #recettes #recettesimple #vegetarian #végé #igfood #summerfood #veganfood #biologique #insect #bugslife - @laituesmirabel on Instagram
- It is done now, we are powerless...
- Plz dont damage the cords
- Like my new apron?
- Its like Christmas morning walking into a line of brand new cutting boards.
- This little fellow came to me at my table looking expectedly for some petting
- Let me out! Let me out! This is not a meme! Making Rick a different vegetable every day until 2020 is over.
- Slow night
- A Queer activism poster circa 1992 Credit: Dan Kaufman.
- hello there
- Blursed potatoes. Stumbled across this picture on my phone, no idea who sent it to me, when, or why, but it reminds me of the homefries Im currently eating and now I cant finish my breakfast
- This shirt I ordered
- Paper Thin and super soft ‘93 Paul McCartney world tour shirt
- We grew this. We’re gonna make an omelet with it
- Blood sweat and grill bricks
- I think meow meow wants to be served at the table!
- high school graduation rituals
- I plan to stand in the back of the party, in the dark, always watching, there but not there... And sticking googly eyes on people.
- [Progress] This shirt had been hanging in my closet for 3 years. It was ordered from an eBay seller, but they sent a Large instead of a 2XL. I said “fuck it, it’ll fit one of these days.” Today is that day!
- Cute guy, large phallic-ish shaped object? Belongs here.
- Closed until April 2nd at the earliest, today is the last day anyone will be in the building so we’ve taken everything apart and deep cleaned the line
- My first time growing cucumbers two years ago! Can’t believe this was the outcome! I only grew a couple before the plant dried up /:
- Saturday night and one of the owners bought all of us pizza to start the night right
- Pigment developed through the sticker on this squash
- :8
- So this arrived to me today...
- Pattern in cucumber matches experiments of sound vibrations in fluids
- Blursed papa john
- This massive zucchini.
- My partner asked if we could get this for the living room 😆
- Was picking cucumbers and found this weirdo.
- VIRTUAL REALITY
- Guys it worked. I made lacto fermented dill pickles from my garden. I grew the pickles the dill the peppers and the garlic. I let them “go” for a week in my pantry and ate one tonight and I’m here to say, I FUCKIN DID IT!!!!!!
- I’m almost 27. And happy about that . Didn’t think I would make it here, I’m glad I stuck around :)
